The Grinch (Patreon Poll December 2024)
Added 2025-02-12 12:00:12 +0000 UTCWhen the night came and the Who's were slept, the sound of clapping announced Christmas right away
But for those still awake a sound was rake, the Grinch was lurking around and the Who's knew where
On the ceilings! on our heads! they thought in awe, how can an ass like that clap without all Whoville know?
The Grinch wasn't unstoppable and the Who's knew it, the entrance of a chimeney would prove her blubber
In disbelief she was defeated but this wasn't the end, Although no Christmas was stolen the Who's would take her to bed
Comments
Lmfao
Lepons
2025-02-12 17:51:45 +0000 UTCBruh her Thicc ass is NOT fitting down any chimney in Whoville, Christmas is safe Idk about her heart but I know something else that’s growing 3 sizes They’re gonna have to Jim Carrey me to the hospital after I get crushed by that Grinch Dumpy With all those stolen presents she’s probably a pro at handling large sacks (How many more of these do I got uhhhh) She may have stolen all the mistletoe but I’ll still kiss her all night long No wonder she lives on Mount Crumpit cause I wanna climb up to her peak Forget the roast beast, lemme feast on her cake instead. Shawty got so much ass call that a Baker’s Dozen. If she needs help stealing Christmas then I’d be glad to stuff my tree up her chimney Want her to take me back to her lair and show me what that grumpy mouth can really do (Okay that’s probably enough lmao)
NameTaken2
2025-02-12 17:16:58 +0000 UTCAlso it's finally here! Sorry i forgot to finish it, im really on a idgaf mood so even if it's february im glad to have done it
Lepons
2025-02-12 13:36:31 +0000 UTCIm no Dr. Seuss idk if this is even phonetically rhymed
Lepons
2025-02-12 13:35:17 +0000 UTC
