This Store Sucks

It was nice of your boss to let you keep your job when you  contracted the shrinking virus but it was obvious to both of you that  you just weren't suited for this kind of work anymore. You often told  her you'd like to quit but she had a was of persuading you to stay "just  one more week"

You began to suspect that she secretly  enjoyed watching all the trouble you got into, she was always the one to  save you at the very last second whenever you got tangled in a  customers clothes, locked in a woman's purse, or the many many times you  were nearly stepped on.

You had no idea why you always let her  convince you to stay but it might have something to do with the fact  that she was so cute. Today she especially looked great with her long  hair, white shirt, blue jeans and white shoes with the blue Nike swoosh.

"Please tiny, go clean the ladies changing room" she asked you with a big fake smile. "My name is Jason, not tiny...but fine"

You  made your way over the the ladies changing room when you saw your boss  hovering in the distance watching you without trying to be seen, clearly  she knew something you didn't was about to go on in this changing room  so you devised a plan. You entered the changing room but kept an eye on  your boss and as soon as she moved to find a better vantage point you  sprinted back the way you came, the plan being to watch her and catch  her in the act as she "saves" you in the last moment of ...whatever she  was planning.
First you had to figure out where she would be, you  stopped and looked around to see her walking your way with her phone out  and it looked as though she was recording a video of the changing room.  "AHA! I CAUGHT YOU!" you screamed up at her with a sense of dignified  pride. "I knew you were up to someth...hello?" she didn't seem to hear  you and continued walking in your direction. Too distracted by her phone  to see you she grew closer and closer to your position until you found  yourself looking up at the soul of her shoe as it came down to crush  you. "NO NO WAIT LOOK DOWN!" you scream on last time before you feel the  full impact and unmerciful weight of her foot mindlessly stepping on  you.