maurauderette jenn as part of its ongoing commitment to imp..
Added 2020-01-27 17:34:00 +0000 UTCmaurauderette jenn
as part of its ongoing commitment to improving player safety, the league is experimenting with a new form of padding on field goal posts.
the maurauders' cheerleaders, the "maurauderettes," all signed a contract stipulating (in obtuse legal language buried in the middle of the lengthy document) that they agree to perform additional unspecified duties, including but not limited to subjection to physical restraint for a duration of time not to exceed three and a half hours, if deemed necessary by the organization for the purposes of player training, safety or entertainment; with an option to opt-out of this obligation in writing to the league offices during the first week of the month of june...
