Princess Zelda's Massive Dragon Dumps
Added 2025-05-13 14:00:13 +0000 UTCListen to the full audio (5:01 + Spoiler Free Alts) on HotRamenAudios.com!
WARNING: This audio contains Spoilers for Tears of the Kingdom.
Featuring @MamaStrassa as Princess Zelda and @MacStarVA as Purah. Artwork by @MoonsObsessions
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One morning, when Zelda woke from pleasant dreams, she found himself transformed in her bed into a gassy dragon-hybrid. Calling on Purah's wisdom to help her solve the problem, she proposes a hypothesis: If Zelda has yet to poop out the Secret Stone she swallowed, then she'll revert back to a dragon... worse yet, one with earth quaking farts! Zelda's only recourse is to drink a bottle of Monster Extract to pass the stone, no matter how many chamber pots must be sacrificed in the process!
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PK - Hot Ramen Audios
2025-05-14 03:35:15 +0000 UTCThank you so much! I'm really glad that you enjoyed it. I never really anticipated this piece to perform particularly well, but it was something I wanted to do, so I did worked extra hard. I do feel like you can tell when I'm inspired or interested in an audio, whether it's subconscious or not, and I am glad you can hear it.
PK - Hot Ramen Audios
2025-05-14 03:35:10 +0000 UTCSeven hours later, finally took a listen to this (ADHD sidequests are CRAAAAZY, lemme tell ya!). I think I have to agree with you on the point of this being your favorite audio, because in my post nut transcendence, I’ve come to the conclusion that this is also my favorite audio from you. Hands down! This lived up to the hype and then some. As a voracious superfan of hyper content, THIS IS THE GOODS!! God, the scale is eveything here. Dragelda’s mere *stomach rumbles* shaking the floor and walls, the monstrous farts and plops, the shattering of those hefty chamber pots, Zelda’s whole demeanor throughout this ordeal; I really could go on. Absolute drainer, you did your thing, PK. I’m doing backflips for this, and when someone is considering subscribing to your platform, I’ll point them to this audio as something they *NEED* to check out as the price of admission is soooo worth getting to access *kino* like this extra early~ 15/10 Would somehow find a Korok in Zelda’s gigapile again ᗜˬᗜ
Tree Fiddy
2025-05-13 23:58:30 +0000 UTCIt's showtime
Scarlet♡
2025-05-13 16:16:52 +0000 UTC
