Birthday Cake
Added 2019-10-09 02:44:25 +0000 UTC Why did you take 5000 years to reincarnate?
It's not an easy task; I have no idea why Anubis delayed my request this time!
...And what the hell was that 'perfect cycle for the flow of energy' position for? You made me have an anal hook in me for all these years!
It's helpful sometimes... Wasn't this your favourite toy before?
...Why didn't you release me as soon as you found my sarcophagus?
I had something I had to clean up first, but guess what? Today's your birthday! I thought you may be happy to know I still remember the date.
... Sigh
Let's enjoy the cake together, then I'll show you some new toys!
