The Fake Jon Snow Part 3
Added 2024-06-13 02:15:55 +0000 UTCSurprise! Alt Schwift X and Glidus made a 23-hour-long video about Jon Snow. It’s like an audio commentary, where Schwift and Glidus watch and discuss every Jon scene in GOT – from the highs of Season 1 to the lows of Season 8. It’s a Schwifty companion piece to the Alt Shift X Real Jon video.
The Fake Jon video is blocked by YouTube, so we’ve uploaded it exclusively to Patreon and Nebula. On Patreon it’s in three parts: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3.
Along with the House of the Dragon Season 1 rewatch chats, this totals almost fifty hours of exclusive Schwift and Glidus content. I hope you enjoy the insanity :)
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D&D’s epitaph should be “…but they didn’t do that either.” By taking the show on its own terms instead of hating it for not being the books, you’ve revealed something important - the show was bad because its creators wasted every opportunity to deepen conflict and character. In the end, the near misses of plots that could have made sense (like Dark Salsa) hurt far worse than the huge fuckups (like Jon’s resurrection and Davos’ post-Stannis ??? energy). “Maybe we weren’t meant to enjoy it.” Thanks for doing this, by the way. Loved it. Next supercut: Rhaegar (every scene with every character who’s been theorized to be Rhaegar: Qhorin, Mance, Jaqen Hagar, Littlefinger, and of course the Night King). #SalsaNegra #IThoughtBranWasBran #HeKeepsFighting
Weirwood Alyn
2025-07-14 22:29:52 +0000 UTCthe main thing that has surprised me in this series is that Oceania apparently has its own special pronunciation of "skeletal" that I've never heard before now. and that all those characters knew who the Night King was without any explanation
Professor Hazard
2025-07-02 04:53:46 +0000 UTCI can't believe they misspelled The Milkwater on The Known World dot map
Professor Hazard
2025-07-01 08:48:11 +0000 UTCDany sees that dragon fire does not kill the Night King but what if Drogon took a proper bite and snaps the guy in half, maybe chew a little bit ? Fire is not the only weapon of a dragon
Maxime Flixster
2025-04-03 17:20:15 +0000 UTCIt would have made it slightly better if Cersei had refused to ring the bells / surrender, and thats what drives Dany to burn the city.
Logan
2025-03-26 21:01:09 +0000 UTCIf the explanation is that Jon is uncomfortable being with Daenerys because she’s his aunt now, isn’t that the perfect opportunity for Dany to propose a marriage? Jon would then have to grapple with embracing his Targaryen heritage by taking on his true name and marrying Dany, or rejecting it and her consequences be damned.
Halima
2024-08-25 02:23:10 +0000 UTCWhat a wild ride. You guys are the best.
Sarah Kreuzer
2024-08-21 00:27:17 +0000 UTCThe hay joke coming full circle genuinely had me clapping. Also cracked up at every single Jon and Littlefinger impression. This must have been quite the undertaking but please know that I absolutely would watch more "Fake ___" videos if you made them
mysticaldesign
2024-07-21 07:09:42 +0000 UTCI feel like HotD focusing on the Prince who was Promised prophecy and Rhaenyra's fight is making it up for GRRM because D&D threw that story line away and got rid of the magic in GoT.
Rhae Dae
2024-07-07 00:36:11 +0000 UTCI have thoroughly enjoyed watching the sanity slowly and painfully leak out of Glyldayne and Shwandel’s brains over the course of 23 hrs. You two did not have to do this, you are both clearly worse off for it, and I cannot thank you enough
Oliver Hill
2024-07-06 21:22:43 +0000 UTCJust finished your 23 hour torture session, how entertaining thanks shwifty
Sameron Cwift
2024-06-25 16:14:25 +0000 UTCThis is how I'll rewatch S7 & 8 from now on. If you do another of these that isn't as painful from Seasons 1-8, how about a video on Theon?
RYCBAR2013
2024-06-25 05:38:08 +0000 UTCThe Real Ghost. and The Fake Ghost. Fake Ghost is guaranteed to be like 5 mins long lol.
Hakai
2024-06-24 15:18:17 +0000 UTCOk I finished the whole thing. That was fun guys, it felt all too short. I can't wait for the Fake Tyrion and the Fake Dany. I'll watch them all in a row nonstop. Then probably I'll die but it'll be worth it.
Kewl0210
2024-06-21 21:35:58 +0000 UTCOkay hear me out, what if Tyrion having an issue with Dany and Jon’s relationship came from George Martin and is the evolution of the planned Arya-Tyrion-Jon love triangle. It could be a form of internal conflict for Dany’s side in the last few books. Also… if he ever was planning Tyrion Targaryen it would be another case of unwitting incest… okay maybe it’s time to put the bong down.
BS
2024-06-21 18:03:18 +0000 UTCWow. Part 3 is a downer. But thanks for the company while I work! You do realize the door you’ve opened here, right?
Christina Ivanowich
2024-06-20 12:54:04 +0000 UTCI've clearly repressed so much, because I did not remember exactly how atrociously, unforgivably bad season 8 is (I've never revisited it until now). I'd genuinely love another one of these if y'all are ever feeling masochistic enough to make one. Perhaps of Jamie or Cersei? Don't even try with Tyrion. "Can you imagine if they made a fantasy show out of A Song of Ice and Fire?" is quite possibly the best burn of the way this show adapted it that I've ever heard. "Have you considered the themes of 8th grade book reports?" is the perfect description of the amount of depth, consistency, and logic we received in the final season. Salsa Noir is going to live rent free in my brain from now on.
Mandi Mateer
2024-06-16 05:28:04 +0000 UTCGad listening to you two groan in pain over the very bad script choices, plot holes and unfinished story beats is so validating. Cheers to you guys for going through all this
Lynn Short
2024-06-16 04:48:18 +0000 UTCI’m a tiny bit embarrassed at how long it has not taken me to watch this entire trilogy. Also would do the same for Fake Arya (or fake any other character, really).
Cami S
2024-06-15 23:00:13 +0000 UTCBhahaha just got to the “Welcome back to another episode of Game of Thrones what if “! Cry laughing 🤣 thanks Glidus
Lynn Short
2024-06-15 22:29:53 +0000 UTCFairly cathartic, dare I say therapeutic, to listen to you two banter about the show I once loved. Yes I’ve moved on, we all have. Still the way things wrapped up is probably going to remain a sore spot. Ugh could have been so epic. Cheers
Lynn Short
2024-06-15 13:07:18 +0000 UTCBit of a short series I already finished part 2
Steadyjumper
2024-06-13 02:59:02 +0000 UTC
