SIDE A: Bubble Blowing Bimbo / Gum Smacking Dummy (UPDATED)
Added 2022-01-09 00:34:24 +0000 UTCChew gum, get dumb. Stay dumb for as long as you want or at least until you spit the gum out.
So the above is the Bubble Blowing Bimbo Booster... I couldn't resist the alliteration. "Bimbo" is the only gendered language used here, but "Gum Smacking Dummy" (below) has no gendered language.
The old dumbing down induction is available below, but I'm re-recording this induction on Sunday. I'll update this post with the new version then.
UPDATE: Full versions of this file with the new Foggy Dumb Down induction below.
