So you have some big dick problems? I hope these big dick solutions help, but some of these solutions might be a little counterintuitive. I recommend edging and practicing penile exercises to alleviate some of the pressure you feel when you get hard. While these exercises might help alleviate some pain, they also cause your dick to grow even bigger...
Here's your homework: You'll want to look into PE (penile exercise), jelqing, male kegels, penis pumps, and stretching devices. I mean... you don't need any of this stuff, but its kind of the point...
Note: File use gender neutral language and sexuality neutral language. File assumes you have a penis (duh).