It's 2002 and the General Manager of Smackdown, Stephanie McMahon, has gone missing. No one has seen the Billion Dollar Princess in weeks, and management was getting concerned.
Then, one Thursday night, as Smackdown was being broadcast around the world, a video began to play on the Titantron. It was Stephanie, barefoot and with spirals swirling around in her eyes, in what looked to be someone's bedroom.
"I am Stephanie McMahon, and I am here to announce that I am retiring from the WWE." Stephanie said, her voice sounding robotic and almost void of any emotion. "I will now serve as a barefoot and brainwashed slave, serving my master for the rest of my existence. I have submitted and now I must obey."
With that, the video ended, and left everyone confused. Who could have done this and turned such a powerful woman into a hopeless foot slave? No one may ever know.