Mei's Yoga Session

There's nothing like a good yoga session to shut off your mind and let go of all tension and stress. Mei loved doing yoga, and when she heard about the new yoga place in town having raved reviews, she just needed to see what all the fuss was about.

At first, Mei was confused. The place looked like a random person's house, and the sign on the front looked like it was drawn on with crayon. "MesmerYoga" it said. What did that even mean? It didn't make any sense.

As the door opened,, Mei was now sure this couldn't be a yoga studio. The man looked like he didn't know the first thing about yoga, let alone how to run a yoga studio in the first place.

"Is this some sort of joke? You expect me to believe THIS is the hottest new yoga place in town?" Mei asked the man, as he smirked at her.

"You're judging a book by it's cover, lady. Step inside, take off your shoes, relax." He said, reaching into his pocket. "Take a deep breath in..."

Suddenly, a perfume bottle was sprayed in Mei's face, causing her to cough and wave her hand trying to waft away the scent. "Ah, what are you-" Then, Mei's disgusted, confused face changed. A smile came across her lips as spirals appeared in her eyes. She felt ready, willing and happy to step inside and slip off her flip-flops, so she did.

"There you go. See, wasn't that easy? This IS the most amazing yoga studio you've ever seen. Come along, follow me." He said as her guided her inside.

Mei followed the man upstairs and into an empty room with a yoga mat on the floor. She blissfully sat down, ready to begin.

"You're so eager. Very good, Mei. Let's start by straightening out your legs, then bend forward and inhale the scent of your feet." He commanded, speaking softly yet firmly. "Breathing in your cheesy foot stench, and out all of your thoughts. You're ready to be my barefoot yoga slave. Isn't that right, Mei?"

"Yes master. I am your barefoot yoga slave..." Said Mei, her eyes swirling around as she deeply sniffed the foot scented air. "I am happy to obey... And ready to submit..."