Progress update 15th of December 2025
Added 2025-12-15 08:45:45 +0000 UTC
Greetings patreons, I hope you are all enjoying the latest update! Meanwhile, I have been hard at work on starting the next patch, which aims to add various much requested additions.
Firstly, I have finally gotten around to making a first version of the Lordling of Hearts wiki. Some of you might have seen that a placeholder has been around for quite a long time, but now there is actual content in it. The way it is made is quite a bit different than with Rogschard, as that wiki proved a pain to maintain, so instead the new wiki exports a lot of its content directly from the game-files. This took a significant amount of time to set up, but I hope it will save me a lot of hassle in the long-term. Also, the new wiki has pretty icons!

Secondly, work on the playable slime species has started! The first round of art for it has been done, giving us a usable portrait in-game (ohh boy... that was a lot of little animated pieces I had to redo to make that work). The species will not be accessible at the start of the game like the other three. Instead, you will turn into an ooze once you get yourself sufficiently slimed by the new slime monsters that will be added this update.

Just like with Rogschard, the slimes will have a species skill that causes them to transport sperm and eggs all across their bodies, forcing you to roll pregnancy checks for all orifices, regardless of where you were sploodged! Even a stray load to the face will count. Have fun with that~
Love, Nranchs
Comments
I don't tend to make a patreon post when I upload a bugfix, so that could be a lot of things. What version does it say you are on ingame?
Nranchs
2025-12-18 07:15:22 +0000 UTCThe last update you made to date
Damazdernoob
2025-12-18 01:22:51 +0000 UTCYes, thanks for reporting. This is a known bug, and I have released a bugfix for it a couple of days ago. When is the last time you have updated the game?
Nranchs
2025-12-17 07:20:58 +0000 UTCFor some reason the daycare witch isn't there is this a glitch? I also an having it that the bee girl is being misisentifyed as Angela the angel clerk by the game
Damazdernoob
2025-12-17 03:14:26 +0000 UTC