v5c19: The Grinch
Added 2024-06-24 04:18:37 +0000 UTCMix the ink to the right consistency. Not too much water; not too much ink. The ratio was important, and it was subject to change depending on the humidity, the brush, and the paper. Inspect the brush; this one being of horse hair, soft and malleable. Inspect the paper: of middling quality. The ink would spread a bit more than I was used to. There was also an interesting darker part on the paper that I thought I could use to really make things pop.
With a steady hand I drew the ink, remembering my time with Gramps as he taught me the Courtly Characters. They were honestly some of the best memories I had learning with the Old Man.
I took up the precise amount of ink… and then, as he had taught me, I let the brush flow.
From Darkness, Comes Light.
I examined it with a critical eye and then nodded. “What do you think?” I asked as Meimei walked over to examine my work, along with Peppa.
“This is really good,” Meimei said, her eyes tracing the characters.
Her smile was bright, while Peppa nodded as well.
‘Indeed. Sir has wonderful handwriting when he actually tries. This servant does wonder, however, why his scrolls are always such a mess when he hands them over,’ her voice was pleasant and mild, even as a small vein pulsed in her forehead.
I scratched the back of my head sheepishly. Most of the time I didn’t bother, because getting in the right mindset and preparing the ink wasn’t worth the hassle when I was mentally translating English into Chinese while jotting down my thoughts into the margins of my scrolls, or doing things I found boring.
“Thank you for your hard work,” I tried. Peppa squinted at me, and then huffed before primly trotting off. Meimei just laughed and looked at the writing again while I leaned back and admired our living room.
The preparations for the solstice were well underway; less than a week remained before the festival, and this year was once more grander than the last. It had been really fun designing the decorations with everyone.
We had probably gotten a bit carried away, but that was half the fun of it.
My house was covered in garlands of pine and cedar—and had, to my delight, Christmas lights. Noodle, Huo Ten, and Yin had collaborated to make small glass balls in reds, greens, blues, and purples filled with bits of glowstone. They hung on the eaves, along the path and over the fence, and around the giant pine I had kept near the house. They glittered like miniature stars in the night sky and just added to the wonderful atmosphere.
Of course, we also had the more traditional red cloth and lanterns. It wouldn’t do to have the Before stuff take over completely. This was Meiling’s culture and traditions, too! And, well, it helped that it looked amazing and the festival was super fun. It was why I had done the wall scroll—as well as a bunch of red pennants with the character for sun on them.
The fusion looked really good—and didn’t mess up the aesthetics of the actual solstice festival. Things were supposed to be bright and colorful to call back the sun, coupled with songs and laughter.
And there would certainly be plenty of that on the solstice. There always was. I smiled at the thought and turned to the rest of my family.
Xiulan had, it seemed, finally caught up on some of her sleep debt. Instead of dozing or lazing around, she was smoothly going through the steps of the dance Hong Yaowu performed, her movements graceful and smooth. Zhuye was watching her from the couch. He looked fascinated by Xiulan’s movements and was waving his arms around, seeming to try and imitate her. He looked very cute with his oversized Santa hat on, its pom pom bouncing on the end.
Near the fire, Chunky had brought out the single deer antler I had tied to his head the first year as an homage to a certain green creature who stole Christmas's noble steed. Chunky took his duty as chief sleigh operator very seriously. The antler was the last thing to be polished. His bells were gleaming, his leather harness freshly cleaned, and the big red sleigh shined until its lacquer gleamed.
Gou Ren and Xianghua used Chunky’s side as a backrest as Xianghua taught Gou Ren the proper way to make decorations made of reeds, as the people of the Misty Lake did for their own festivals. Bowu was watching on with a little smile. He still had his shirt off and was steaming from his recent bath after completing a couple projects in the forge—I couldn’t wait to see the looks on people’s faces when they saw our latest project. It had been expensive and finicky as all hell, but Bowu had managed it. Huo Ten was beside him, similarly steaming, his fur slightly damp as he munched on some pickled cabbage.
Yin, Noodle, and Vajra were all in the greenhouse, keeping warm and probably looking at the new shoots. The blueberries and beets Big D had sent back were growing well in the warm room.
The final members of our family in the province still were out roaming the hills. Washy had begged Tigu and Babe to help him because he had left preparing his solstice presents until the last minute, again.
Lazy dragon.
Big D, Rizzo, Yun Ren, and Gramps weren’t home yet, but I wasn’t particularly worried. They probably wouldn’t be home at the solstice, simply because of time and distance.
All that mattered was that they did come home… and then they could get their presents, even if it was a bit belated.
That night, we had our annual cookie decorating. The sugary, slightly lemony frosting was put onto spice bark cookies and topped with various nuts and crushed coloured sugar. There were the usual assortment. The ones that were heartfelt. The ones that looked so pretty you almost didn’t want to eat them. And of course, the gingerbread men with a third leg.
Meimei had entirely too much fun putting dicks on things… and then had even more fun as Xianghua joined in and they decided that they were going to have a competition to see who could decorate the crudest-looking cookie.
Naturally, being a responsible adult, I joined in. As did nearly everybody else besides Noodle, who huffed and rolled his eye at our childishness.
As well as the size of the dongs we were putting on things.
It was a great end to a great day—and I couldn’t help but smile as we lined up cookies that we had done of ourselves on a tray with a glass cover. A blank rooster, rat, two gingerbread men, and a fox stared back at us, ready to be completed.
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The next day saw us in Hong Yaowu as we checked in on Pops and Xian. Both of them were meditating and preparing for the dance—but we did end up talking for a bit about the events of the year—especially what Pops considered the biggest development.
“The hives have changed everything,” Pops said emphatically. “It's even more than we expected—with the way the frames work, we get more wax than we would have if we destroyed the hives… and we get that much wax every year. It’s quadrupled yields and halved the work. If we weren’t called Medicine Warehouse already, we would surely be called Honey Warehouse in a few years.”
As it turns out, industrial grade beekeeping tends to produce industrial quantities—and in medieval times, that's damned huge. It seems in my ignorance, thinking beehives like this were ancient, I had accidentally revolutionized a very important industry. I knew we used wax for a lot of things, but I had underestimated how much people were willing to pay for the quantity and quality Hong Yaowu was suddenly producing.
I whistled as I saw the numbers. And this was just from only two years of the hives being active.
“What are you planning to do about it?” I asked.
“I honestly don’t know,” Pops replied. “I’ll have to talk to the Lord Magistrate about this, and set some things up—” he paused as we heard a commotion coming from outside, some people exclaiming and others laughing. Curious, I opened the door and looked outside.
To my surprise, an old woman riding a goat with a three legged tomcat on her shoulders galloped into the village.
One eye was blank and milky white. The other was rolling about madly in her skull—until it locked on to me. Then she suddenly seized.
I instantly knew something was going to go wrong today.
“Grandmother?” I asked hesitantly as I stepped out of the house towards her. She started to fall off her goat and I caught her as she wheezed.
Her wizened hand clamped down on my bicep. She panted harshly. “Inside, don’t want to cause a panic,” she bit out.
I obliged her, picking her up gently and carrying her with me as we entered Pop’s house again. I gently set the old woman down on a cushion as Meimei sat swiftly at her side.
“Something—something bad is coming. Something from the north,” she wheezed. And then her eye rolled again as she started shaking. “It is indistinct. Hazy. Like something is shrouding its coming. Divination is inaccurate at the best of times, I know, and my power is nothing like it used to be—”
“I believe you,” I said, calmly interrupting her babbling spiral. The old woman froze for a moment, and then her panting breath started to even out. “Please, tell us what you saw.”
The old woman swallowed thickly, nodded, and began.
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>Demons Interrupt near Christmas
>Jin's face when
A little bit short, and sorry about the cliff :P
Edits: Massgamer, BargleNawdleZouss, Brandon “Philosophysics” Zhang-Leong
Comments
Ya, they have not only signed their own death certificates, they've now decided to compound the matter.
Arenzure
2024-07-05 15:13:11 +0000 UTCThanks!
Trevor Mergen
2024-07-05 04:37:07 +0000 UTCBut did they make any dickerdoodles? You can’t have a phallus shaped bake off without dickerdoodles
Joshua Flowers
2024-06-30 06:57:11 +0000 UTCAh, I was looking at the wrong post, thought you were talking about Shu, not Jin. Still applies, though
Gray Code
2024-06-27 22:50:15 +0000 UTCFacts and honesty ajin is a genuines even without his otherworldly knowledge he's very good with people
BigBro Bluesman
2024-06-27 22:04:43 +0000 UTCYeah, he's not an idiot. Her goat's weird, her cat's weird, she gives predictions to the Lord Magistrate, there was that chicken a year ago, and this year she got a visit from the winner and runner up from biggest tournament in the province, the former of which is quite possibly the most famous cultivator in the entire province. Pretty sure he figures "She's got a past, but she's not a bad person, and she likes who she is now. When she wants to talk about it, I'll be here. If it comes back she'll let me know, and we'll deal with it, but I'm not going to spoil her fun."
Gray Code
2024-06-27 21:51:24 +0000 UTCI can't wait for these demons to come thinking they all bad just to get fucked up by bees and farm animals! 🫡
Chad Hagner
2024-06-27 21:09:55 +0000 UTCedit:wrong chapter..moving it up one...
Len
2024-06-26 14:02:51 +0000 UTCLast time I thought like this was during a raid near the end of Volume 7 of the wandering inn. It seemed like it was gonna fail hilariously until ONE person died....
taukid
2024-06-26 13:12:10 +0000 UTC😉
leopard eye
2024-06-26 05:00:59 +0000 UTCdid you catch the hidden reference though?
Michael Foat
2024-06-26 04:55:48 +0000 UTCSo they plan on kidnapping Mei Mei, and I hope they succeed they won’t know what hit them. A plot where Mei Mei gets successfully kidnapped has hilarious potential for shenanigans on all sides 😂.
D J Meigs
2024-06-26 02:13:13 +0000 UTCSigh. No.
Z H
2024-06-25 23:11:30 +0000 UTC@Gray, I really don't think that's how it works. Peppa lost most of her ability to taste because the Void is not fully contained. Most likely because she has yet to truly master it and still considers it a partially separate thing to herself and somewhat shameful. When she fully accepts it as just another part of herself and masters it completely I doubt it will affect her taste at all at that point.
Z H
2024-06-25 23:00:28 +0000 UTCUnless kraut is made with caraway seed or beer it tends to be fairly bland tasting. I have yet to try a kimchi that has bold flavor which is why I vote for kimchi.
Old Dog
2024-06-25 20:18:56 +0000 UTCDon't apologise it's glorious
leopard eye
2024-06-25 19:34:04 +0000 UTCHe is.. and he connected with Tianlan :>
Marcin
2024-06-25 16:30:19 +0000 UTCI kind of don't want her to do that, because every time she does, she loses a little more of her ability to taste. Not that shed let that stop her, admittedly.
Gray Code
2024-06-25 11:12:44 +0000 UTCEmperor: Well, just make sure this is aimed Demons and Demonic cultivators
Michael Foat
2024-06-25 08:30:08 +0000 UTCPheonix Empireball: "Wait what? My hat is waking up? Demon invasion for the Sea of Snow? Damn it where's my army. Wait, what was that Howling Fangsball? Azure Hillsball stopped crying and saying sorry, that's He's got this? Azure pick up the phone-" Other end{gratuitous war crimes, violence, and demonic crying heard over "Won't You Be My Neighbor?"} Pheonix Empireball: "It's unsettling but at the same time unusually delightful" (Sorry, couldn't help myself with the reference)
Michael Foat
2024-06-25 08:23:30 +0000 UTCdemons after loosing 90% of their reserves breaching the first trench(cornering Meiling) "Why do we hear boss music?" The Xanadian reinforcments (Jin and Fa ram) "Hi there, care to explain?"
Michael Foat
2024-06-25 07:55:30 +0000 UTCHide, children!
Randall Brynsvold
2024-06-25 04:50:10 +0000 UTCI've been suspicious of "bald Shu" (Shiyun's boyfriend) since the mushy-tuber-and-snowball fight after he first declared his intentions (when Bi De visited after finding the memory crystal, 'v3c30: The Seer', August 11 2022).
Randall Brynsvold
2024-06-25 04:47:47 +0000 UTCVajra may be in the greenhouse
ShivaMcTimber
2024-06-25 02:58:30 +0000 UTCThe General is not online yet! Oh yes, you are right - back in chapter 5 (which, in my defense, feels like last winter)
ShivaMcTimber
2024-06-25 02:56:08 +0000 UTCThe Earth itself shall rise
ShivaMcTimber
2024-06-25 02:55:05 +0000 UTCwas the grink there?
JumpingPotatoSack
2024-06-25 01:38:23 +0000 UTCTheyre going to get clapped so hard by Older Brother + Elder formation 😂 grandma didnt see that huh
Kasinki
2024-06-25 00:07:37 +0000 UTCIt would be hilarious to see the reaction of the CSS if Lu Ru brought Bebe and sunny to the sect to learn for a little bit.
mag28
2024-06-24 22:07:01 +0000 UTCNever really thought about before but Bebe would fit right in with the CSS. And I'm not sure if it was explained but was sunny melt down? Or somehow just attached to a plow to act as it's blade?
mag28
2024-06-24 22:05:12 +0000 UTCThe only indication of size was that Lan Fan fit into Jin's arms when his friends pranked him, and he could carry the goat under one arm while he went looking for the owner. However, Jin is large, so his arms are large, and he could carry pretty much any weight or size (because cultivator BS). Another hint was that a kick with one foot to the door of Shiyun's shack shook the shack and made her drop something inside.
Randall Brynsvold
2024-06-24 21:27:30 +0000 UTCTo be fair, many of the reasons secondary war crimes exist (like hiding behind civilians) is to prevent people from taking advantage of the primary ones (no killing non-combatants, for example.) Also, it’s not a war crime if they have already violated First Principles; a standard for Demons…
V01D
2024-06-24 21:23:24 +0000 UTC… you know, I suspect that Spooks is going to fill the Horse Zodiac slot for the collection.
V01D
2024-06-24 21:20:04 +0000 UTCThurdd
Ish Man
2024-06-24 21:19:13 +0000 UTCCan I vote for "all of the above"?
Laura H
2024-06-24 20:10:53 +0000 UTCJin has made both. I believe the sourkraut is more popular because kinchi is an acquired taste, especially in winter kimchi levels of heat.
Laura H
2024-06-24 20:09:30 +0000 UTCWho will care? Nobody! They're DEMONS, which by definition are evil so there aren't any war crimes against them in my book!
Laura H
2024-06-24 20:06:48 +0000 UTCI googled this type of beehive when Jin first showed Xian, and they came into more general use mid-1800s. So they're way advanced for the CPE. But so is germ theory, so I'm just glad Xian can make a good profit with them. Plus they're only made of wood, so it's not like he's introducing titanium or lasers or antimatter or some such!
Laura H
2024-06-24 19:37:51 +0000 UTCDo we know they don't?
Laura H
2024-06-24 19:30:22 +0000 UTCGreat chapter! Besides the eventual battle of nitwits vs. scholarly martial artists I have a feeling grandma is about to have a good time enjoying gingerbread cookies with third legs. Also her three legged cat might get a prosthetic curtesy of MeiMei & Jin’s knowledge of the Before.
Ender419
2024-06-24 18:23:46 +0000 UTC^^This is so true!!^^
Ender419
2024-06-24 18:18:57 +0000 UTC"It's never a warcrime the first time"
Truedragon5374
2024-06-24 17:49:22 +0000 UTCIm just sad there probably isn’t enough time to get some Jade Armors, because I still really want to see what those things can actually do. They seem very 40k
Thomas Brusilovsky
2024-06-24 17:30:34 +0000 UTCI was fairly sure he knows she's a mystic seer especially with how the Lord magistrate described her. He has a fuckin warning system lmfao
BigBro Bluesman
2024-06-24 17:18:50 +0000 UTCI forsee an issue, if the demons try to take the young prince, who kills them first? Big sister the tiger, The void pig, Angry Dad channeling powers of doom? Mother of a calamity? A dragon who summons his powers all at once and becomes godzilla? I think it be worse, the small queen who becomes alight with rage and suddenly we have a nick cage meme. Maybe it will just be the great worm of destruction.
Will Gossage
2024-06-24 17:16:23 +0000 UTCI'm wondering if, depending on how much time this warning bought them, the Grand Marshall of the Azure Hills will call in her army to protect and support Fa Ram? I know Jin wants his privacy, but for something like this....
Barry Morgan
2024-06-24 16:30:44 +0000 UTCremember it is not at "full power/fully activated" yet...lu ri thought spring solstice for it to be fully "set"if i remember correctly. however, in this instance, i think not fully set= Turtle Soup might get involved if needed. however, think about what SMS is running into .... LuRi--Earth or sky realm we never really got his power level I think Jin ~earth or sky realm shennong cultivator- more powerful if tianlan is awake buuut. TianLan- currently sleeping for the winter. Sky? Imperial? higher eventually? One of the Ancient Guardian Spirits of the World. weakened due to the Catastrophe ages ago, but regaining strength. MeiMei- Spirit or earth realm..Poison Cultivator... Pippa-Void Devourer Cultivator Chunky- Nirvana Cultivator Xuilan-peak profound? maybe spirit i forget Tigu-peak profound maybe spirit Washi-Profound Dragon Water Cultivator of Flow... bets on him being able to make a Water Jet "Laser" The General - Guardian Spirit -unknown power The Warden- Guardian spirit under the general the soldier- Guardian spirit under the general the snowman Army- Lets get ready to Rumble!!!!!
Len
2024-06-24 16:03:11 +0000 UTCEvery post is a cliffhanger when the story is this darn good! Every time I read these I’m always left wanting more
Axavia
2024-06-24 16:01:06 +0000 UTCIn the words of a famous poet- if youre gonna fuck around, youre most definitly gonna find out...
Marcin
2024-06-24 16:00:45 +0000 UTCAs always, thank you for the chapter. Can't decide which I'm more looking forward to reading next, the next iteration of this chapter or the one with the demon base being hit by the strike force. On a side note, the "pickled cabbage", kimchi or sour kraut? I vote for kimchi as while sour kraut is great on bratwurst, kimchi is great as a snack.
Old Dog
2024-06-24 16:00:10 +0000 UTCThey definitely do not know about Tianlan, nobody outside the path of Shennong has any way of knowing about the land spirits. (Aside from the memory crystal.) Even Shen Yu didn’t assume anything about the farm was related to the path of Shennong until it was shown to him intentionally what Jin was doing. Furthermore, Shen Yu only got to see it while Jin was working the land. Since it’s the winter, Jin probably isn’t doing too much work right now for the spies to eavesdrop on. Jin’s qi is undetectable unless he’s actively using it. It is reasonable to believe Meiling is the same way, which means anyone who tries to kidnap her will think she is just a mortal. Honestly I hope this is the case because it would be absolutely hilarious to have some profound realm schmuck, maybe even that “East Wind” demon, grumbling about grabbing some mortal, only to promptly get introduced to Hong “War Crimes” Meiling.
WonderBread459
2024-06-24 15:31:34 +0000 UTCJin: HO HO HO! IT'S TIME TO GET JOLLY ON THE DEMONS NAUGHTY BUTTS!
WarStrider72
2024-06-24 15:19:26 +0000 UTCWell, the children know at least one extra reason... :v
linkhyrule5
2024-06-24 15:02:17 +0000 UTCThese fools. They're going to be surprised by giant snowman formation 😯
StarBat
2024-06-24 14:13:32 +0000 UTCMeiMei is about to unleash the concept of Warcrimes for a good cause... An oxymoron but if the only people to suffer a re demons.... who will care?
Paul Boros
2024-06-24 13:44:30 +0000 UTCill grab the grave digger shovels and bring the snacks. I almost feel sorry for the demonic cultivators. NOT!
WolfKnight22
2024-06-24 13:17:55 +0000 UTCI think this is the first time they've actually had warning. Those demonic cultivators are *boned*
Kerrus Magrus
2024-06-24 12:05:07 +0000 UTCJins far higher than peak earth realm. He just hides most of his power.
AKK1990
2024-06-24 11:51:18 +0000 UTCDivines bless your kind heart!
Beggar of Freedom
2024-06-24 11:43:21 +0000 UTCInterested to see if the cloudy sect formation holds up to the hype.
Sacha
2024-06-24 11:23:23 +0000 UTCOh, I don't think it will be that easy. I am simply stating that the Demons/D-Cultivators are not expecting much trouble and are instead about to be hit by or run into a rather large amount of it instead. After all, none of them have Shen Yu on their radar, so they aren't expecting him or anyone trained by him to be near their base. And they certainly aren't expecting a Shennong-Path Cultivator over in the Azure Hills, so that will be a nasty surprise as well. They are expecting to be safe on one end and a rout on the other. Neither which is true.
Silvris
2024-06-24 11:21:24 +0000 UTCWow, if Wikipedia's right they only got invented in 1814, and weren't removable yet. Jin really made a huge leap for apiaries.
Randall Norman Pick
2024-06-24 11:19:52 +0000 UTCI like how a lot of people think this'll be an instant, easy win. This specific antagonist has been built for too long to just end in a few chapters, so I'd expect a fair bit of back and forth.
Marian Ch
2024-06-24 11:15:18 +0000 UTCWell, Geneva convention is about to be made soon
litalmexy
2024-06-24 10:49:28 +0000 UTCSeconded!
Just A Dude
2024-06-24 10:27:36 +0000 UTCFinally, Vajra is about to become half as important as she thinks she is!
Larynx Punchworthy
2024-06-24 10:19:00 +0000 UTCRemember, when he was first introduced Shen Yu was going Doomslayer on demons in the front lines of an attempted invasion. It's pretty safe to say the most they'll be able to do is make him actually put in effort.
Just A Dude
2024-06-24 10:17:48 +0000 UTCTime to break out the ultimate Christmas fight music: TSO's version of Carol of the Bells.
Just A Dude
2024-06-24 10:15:36 +0000 UTCMore than one Shennong cultivator, I think. Back when Mei Mei was removing demonic Qi from Shen Yu it mentioned her Qi spiked at peak Earth Realm, which is the same as Jin…
CringeWorthyStudios
2024-06-24 10:11:01 +0000 UTCThey're headed for Meiling and the "Qi locus" at Fa Ram, since their images of her running out and looking up are probably from Fa Ram. One of the objectives is to grab her, but they don't have a real-time tracker on her.
Randall Brynsvold
2024-06-24 09:21:22 +0000 UTCI thought the demons were told to specifically kidnap Meimei in the last chapter? The "cousin" of one of they demonic cultivators?
Cheuk Hin Ho
2024-06-24 08:34:47 +0000 UTCThe demon master may be older and subtler than Shen Yu and provide him with a more even match, if he decides it's time to come out of the shadows and protect his ice base team.
Randall Brynsvold
2024-06-24 08:30:51 +0000 UTCWell, the idiot demonic cultivators are about to have a bad time. Twice over at that, because on one end, their base is about to become colatteral of a rather enthusiatic walk of Shen Yu and trainees, and on the other they are about to run right into a grinder made up of a protective formation, a Cloudy Sword Sect cultivator, one Shennong Cultivator, and the rest of Fa Ram.
Silvris
2024-06-24 08:14:45 +0000 UTCJin is 'aboot' to stop saying sorry! Demons run when a good man goes to war
leopard eye
2024-06-24 07:44:37 +0000 UTCwhooooohoo. i cant wait for the demons to attack, only to suddely become attacked by the very snow and ice they stand on, only to realize, they cant kill men of snow and ice, battle engaged as the general of winter looms over the enemies.
John Grizzly
2024-06-24 07:40:43 +0000 UTCYou weren't the only one especially since the way the goat was introduced.
leopard eye
2024-06-24 07:28:39 +0000 UTCFor me it's gonna be interesting to see Bebe Fight.
leopard eye
2024-06-24 07:26:17 +0000 UTCI think they only know about Meiling and the fact that there is a "nexus" active near her. I don't think they've caught on to the fact that there is an awake land spirit or a Shennong cultivator there.
Michael Foat
2024-06-24 07:24:58 +0000 UTCThe source of the divination interference may be an interesting plot point.
Randall Brynsvold
2024-06-24 07:12:06 +0000 UTCNope, Vajra is enjoying the warmth of the greenhouse: "Yin, Noodle, and Vajra were all in the greenhouse, keeping warm and probably looking at the new shoots."
Colin C
2024-06-24 06:58:39 +0000 UTCThe demons only know about Meiling so far.
Randall Brynsvold
2024-06-24 06:20:18 +0000 UTCVajra was awake when Tigu, Xiulan, Xianghua, and Yin were getting the tour after they came home for the solstice. We don't know how many of the other big bees are awake; I assume all of the regular bees are not. In 'v5c4: An Orchid's Home', May 9 2024: "“Yup, she's a Spirit Beast. And she did a very good job of guarding Zhuye—he fell asleep a bit before you arrived.” The bee, which had been sitting on the back of the couch, buzzed into the air and started bobbing up and down. Xiulan paused, examining the dance. She… she was understanding the bee? …praise…Emperor, be welcomed… warriors of…? ‘Friend Vajra thanks Big Brother. Welcomes returning soldiers home,’ Chun Ke oinked, translating for the bee. Oh, Xiulan was quite close then. Though she was fairly certain Vajra’s language had been significantly more flowery. And when she had wiggled at Xiulan, it had an undertone of… insult? Maybe?"
Randall Brynsvold
2024-06-24 06:18:05 +0000 UTCDon’t count Jin out yet. He’s Canadian, war crimes is in his blood. Geneva checklist anyone?
SilasDrekken
2024-06-24 06:14:05 +0000 UTCThe cliff is in keeping with the title
Katrina McNicol
2024-06-24 06:00:08 +0000 UTCThank you for the Chapters.
Demian Buckle
2024-06-24 05:56:17 +0000 UTCLooks like Krampus is going to make an appearance
Eli Pomerantz
2024-06-24 05:45:09 +0000 UTCThanks for the chapter! Oh boy, the shit's hitting the fan! I don't thinkthe demons will bother messing with Fa Ram since Meimei's in Hong Yaowu, though. The demons won't know what hit them -- it should be an explosively good time! Also, if anyone does bother Fa Ram, Vajra's minions will give them a very *sharp* greeting. I'd hate to be the one trying to invade turf she's guarding... Also, I wonder ih Shen Yu will fly everybody home on his giant flying sword once he finds out where the demons are attackingg. The plot is definitely thickening, whatever happens! And I also vote for artwoork of crazy Granny riding on Lan Fan with Tigu's daddy on her shoulder. It's an amazing mental image as is!
Laura H
2024-06-24 05:43:15 +0000 UTCLu Ji is protecting Hong Yaowu personally for 80 years, I believe it is, so he'll definitely join in the fun!
Laura H
2024-06-24 05:35:28 +0000 UTCTigu’s kidnapping wasn’t that long ago. I’m holding out for something else interesting happening, like the more human among them politely walking in the front door after realising the place is fortified.
jetblackvalias .
2024-06-24 05:34:48 +0000 UTCThe general has an army......
Len
2024-06-24 05:32:05 +0000 UTCYup, Jin's punches are pretty powerful, but Meimei and Ri Zu specialize in war crimes!
Laura H
2024-06-24 05:31:30 +0000 UTCVajra is hibernating
SamHawke
2024-06-24 05:29:45 +0000 UTCSo do I, but if you follow Dungeon Crawler Carl, this cliff is barely taller than a single step compared to the ones in that crazy series!
Laura H
2024-06-24 05:28:48 +0000 UTCDemons will not be kidnapping children, right? The plan is to get Meimei and not her brother, her son, or gods help us, both of them. We don't need that kind of plot, amiright?
Ch W
2024-06-24 05:17:15 +0000 UTCMeimei for sure. Jin’s anger runs hot, her anger runs cold. She’s vindictive enough to break out the really nasty shit she’s been cooking up. Jin will just punch which will still hurt, but probably be a mercy comparatively.
Member of the Unseelie Accords
2024-06-24 05:16:23 +0000 UTCYeah, here we go. Figured they'd be aiming for the Solstice... but that _also_ puts everyone in Hong Yaouwu behind the nascent Cloudy Sword Fortification, possibly with Su Yuanlin and Lu Ri in play. Still don't see this being a curbstomp, but at least both Xian Jr and Xhuye are in one place, though that leaves Fa Ram's defenses very light. On the other hand, perhaps attacking the Azure hills on the Solstice is bad for Demons for reasons nobody remembers.
Gray Code
2024-06-24 05:15:11 +0000 UTCLu Ri is going to be PISSED that his first Solstice in Hong Yaowu is gonna be ruined by demons.
CUI13
2024-06-24 05:10:41 +0000 UTCSeason’s Beatings time!
Dwayne Parker
2024-06-24 05:07:12 +0000 UTCI’m looking forward to limit break Chunky the most myself.
Featherweight
2024-06-24 05:06:44 +0000 UTCIf she does...im half expecting a Kirby reference. Or later on Jin commissions her white sneakers.
Edward Heeke
2024-06-24 05:05:28 +0000 UTCMan, ... Vajra is gonna go nuts. Magistrate is gonna be... Hmmnn an bee industry... Unlimited honey unlimited wax... Let's make all the villages do it... Then export it using jade company... And vajra is like holy shit the great emperor has seeded all his dominion with my servants and spies!
Southmonk
2024-06-24 05:02:18 +0000 UTCI cant help but have this mental image of Forest Sweeper's construct having a xainxia graboid land on it and being confused. Since Jin tends to yeet things he punches.
Edward Heeke
2024-06-24 05:01:16 +0000 UTCSeems like Jin will be taking the champion of Christmas title from Goku and the misfit minions are about to be Yamaha'd
Nathaniel Jacob moore
2024-06-24 04:55:35 +0000 UTCLet’s gooooo, I hope Jin calls the general to war!
James Faulkner
2024-06-24 04:54:11 +0000 UTCOMG are the Demon Cultivators going to relegated to Christmas Special Power Ranger villains. This is going to be awesome.
Carlos Torres
2024-06-24 04:53:09 +0000 UTCThanks for the chapter :)
Alex
2024-06-24 04:52:34 +0000 UTCI want to see what Jin can do when he cuts loose.
Justin Barnett
2024-06-24 04:52:20 +0000 UTCIt’s funny cause for no particular reason I’ve always pictured Lan Fan as like a tiny petting zoo goat but like yeah goats can be (and usaully are) pretty darn big. It just took me a hot second to adjust to the idea of her being large enough to ride and started out with a very weird mental image there.
Featherweight
2024-06-24 04:49:49 +0000 UTCHe doesn't know that yet. Though I'm not sure who the demons will regret annoying more: Jin or Meimei...
nogare321
2024-06-24 04:41:50 +0000 UTCThank you!
Pierce Hodges
2024-06-24 04:39:35 +0000 UTCThis is gonna be sooo good!
Angela Roberts
2024-06-24 04:39:29 +0000 UTCand they want his wife. Its Time.
Xegzy
2024-06-24 04:37:10 +0000 UTCThey finished The General in the fifth chapter of this volume, “Hearth and Home.” The good General is also (more?) awake and sworn his service to Tianlan, so he’ll definitely have some part to play.
Aki_Iokua18
2024-06-24 04:36:39 +0000 UTCCalling snowmobile for the Bowu project. Jin would love to tool around the back acres I’m sure.
Featherweight
2024-06-24 04:33:55 +0000 UTCThank you for the chapter!
Marcell Rosamonda
2024-06-24 04:31:00 +0000 UTCI’m just imagining Jin cracking his knuckles like Luffy from One Piece before he shows his guests some proper hospitality.
Aki_Iokua18
2024-06-24 04:29:12 +0000 UTCOminous and ominouser!
BargleNawdleZouss
2024-06-24 04:28:07 +0000 UTCThe messed with Christmas, have tried to cause problems for Bullwinkle's great ancestor, but worst of all they are attacking his chicken (and friends)... The demons will not know what hit them!
nogare321
2024-06-24 04:27:11 +0000 UTCDid they redo the general that commands the winter and have his core planted firmly inside? Can't wait to see where this goes!
Vasius
2024-06-24 04:26:20 +0000 UTCThe demons aren't ready for Jin and Crew. Maybe we will get to see Peppa unleash the void.
jeffrey niski
2024-06-24 04:26:12 +0000 UTCI hate cliffs
frankie doerr
2024-06-24 04:25:49 +0000 UTCCan someone do Art of Granny riding her goat into town, all crazed and what not?
Sean Ulrich
2024-06-24 04:23:47 +0000 UTC