Battlefield Earth Is So Bad The Aliens Can Have It - Worst Movie Ever
Added 2024-07-12 05:33:04 +0000 UTCBattlefield Earth is the John Travolta war crime that managed to bring peace on Earth, by convincing everyone that it wasn't worth fighting for. There was then an even BIGGER war over who would be in charge of a planet that was capable of atrocities like this movie. Just like the movie, that war had no winners.
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It's had to believe that back when it came out, there were people who actually thought that The Church of Scientology was going to implant subliminal messages in the film that would be used to help convert people. If only The "Church" knew just how IMPOSSIBLY STUPID Hubbard would look after this nightmare played theaters. How this didn't go straight to the dollar bin is completely beyond me. On a par with, "Atlas Shrugged" AND THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING! Keep Kicking Ice!
Not I said The Guy
2024-07-14 13:20:43 +0000 UTCFunny AF.
ahderah chase
2024-07-13 18:25:31 +0000 UTCPure speculation here, but between runs to Fort Knox, they might have stopped off at a bar in Thailand.
Ladd Spencer
2024-07-13 13:08:14 +0000 UTCI just realized why Travolta was mad about the gold bars; he wanted the impurities, since that is how you get bullshitiritium
David Siminski
2024-07-13 09:52:38 +0000 UTCSpace Ice, the anti-Dutch angles are legendary. I was laughing my ass off the whole way through at the absurd angles/cropping required to fix the shots.
Josh Carter
2024-07-12 23:01:37 +0000 UTCThat would explain the old lady who just slapped me in the street—word travels fast!
Nick Burnette
2024-07-12 20:53:02 +0000 UTCDid Segal lose weight? He looked surprisingly light footed.
Grumpy Old Wizard
2024-07-12 19:00:55 +0000 UTCToo late. Reputation ruined
Jonathon Plott
2024-07-12 18:40:03 +0000 UTCDefinitely counts as one of seagals worst/best movies ever.
edgar marcano
2024-07-12 16:52:22 +0000 UTCthis review--not the movie
Nick Burnette
2024-07-12 16:44:27 +0000 UTCI loved it
Nick Burnette
2024-07-12 16:44:12 +0000 UTCMaterial Safety Data Sheets lets goo!!!
Nick Burnette
2024-07-12 16:44:08 +0000 UTC03:09 "The Nike Factory" LOL
Jason Riley
2024-07-12 15:02:05 +0000 UTCSame. I walked out after about 30 minutes.
Jay
2024-07-12 12:02:53 +0000 UTCBest description I’ve ever heard of this dumpster fire shitfest: a higher budget, but dumber (LOL) Neil Breen movie God this movie is so fucking terrible. Hopefully having to watch it multiple times to make this video didn’t give Space a brain tumor.
Glenn Dumproff
2024-07-12 11:40:46 +0000 UTCLOL I did too…me and buddy went opening night when we were 17 and we were the only 2 people in the theater. We spent most of the time throwing shit at the screen and making fun of how stupid it ended up being
Glenn Dumproff
2024-07-12 11:32:11 +0000 UTCI wonder if Scientology initiates are forced to watch this X number of times before being admitted.
Andy Shriver
2024-07-12 10:41:03 +0000 UTCI saw this in the theater. 🤦♂️
matt
2024-07-12 09:22:16 +0000 UTCIs this the sequel to Grease
DORYA!!
2024-07-12 08:29:48 +0000 UTCYou did it again Ice! Even when you don't think you are doing another Seagal film, that many-chinned lout plays double roles up in this bitch!
Patrick Coffey
2024-07-12 08:13:50 +0000 UTCThat.....was fucking hilarious. Every line a keeper. Going to watch it again for all lines I missed while laughing.
Paul Watkins
2024-07-12 07:57:22 +0000 UTCOh boy, this is gonna be good!
Paul Watkins
2024-07-12 07:19:42 +0000 UTCFirst the Pitch meeting and now this! We are blessed!
Shane Wood
2024-07-12 06:59:13 +0000 UTCWhat a shockingly bad shitter of a movie, love it.
Paul Thompson
2024-07-12 05:45:06 +0000 UTCFIRST!
Stephen Piccone
2024-07-12 05:33:44 +0000 UTC
