Classic: Asimov Protocol
Added 2025-09-10 11:49:24 +0000 UTCBarb, you need to give me the gun.
That’s not my name! I’m Brad, no matter what you assholes do to me, I’ll always be Brad!
You’re just going to make things worse. Put the gun down.
Worse? The treatment is irreversible! You turned me into a chick and you’re going to sell me to some pervert for the rest of my life! How can it get worse?
Barbara! You do not want to find out!
I said my name is Brad! You should have listened! Nnngh…?
Asimov protocol. You will never be able to pull that trigger. You cannot harm any man. Unfortunately, now that Asimov has been activated, I have no choice in what comes next. I’m sorry.
Damnit! You don’t control me! I am my own man!
We have feminized and sold hundred of men like you! You don’t think we take precautions? Feel that scar behind your ear? It covers a neural implant that I had hoped to leave dormant. The market you had been intended for preferred “natural” girls, classically conditioned with gentle persuasion. Your buyers would have wanted to seduce you. But you just proved you are an unfit product for them! Your implant is about to become the center of your life.
No! Please! I’ll be a good girl!
Yes, you will! Computer, unit 287, Disable speech, reduce manual dexterity, prohibit bipedal locomotion. You’re going to be a puppy-girl from now on Barbie.
Whimper.
