Lesson number one: Read the damned tickets!
The day gets tedious down here at Involuntary Feminization Authorization. Every IFA request looks the same after a while. โCheating, Misogyny, Court orderโ The same justifications again and again and they are all filed correctly. So I stopped reading them and just clicked โapprovedโ down the board.
Well, HR got itโs wires crossed and accidently added my name to the IFA sheet rather than the 401K matching list!
I didnโt see it and ended up approving my own forced feminization! A snatch-squad picked me up that night and took me to one of the labs.
By the time Corporate realized what happened, the NanoSurgical tank had done its job and I looked like this. At that point, they just decided to have me finish the behavioral training before returning to work!
Since it had been my own mistake, They even made me spend my own PTO time!
So, new GUY, if you want to remain a GUY, read the tickets!