whispurraudio

ANNOUNCEMENT: New Supporter Tier! :D Also I forgot all of your names! D:

Added 2023-06-08 16:03:36 +0000 UTC

Hi everyone! I've heard a few requests for other means of supporting me, as well as concerns about my Patreon tier prices being relatively low compared to other creators (you can probably guess that these concerns were NOT raised by people in my YouTube comments complaining that the cost of a meal from McDonalds per month is "too pricey" for content 💀). I'm NOT raising my prices, but it was suggested that I create a higher Patreon tier purely for the purpose of showing support. To that end, I'm pleased to announce...

✨Whispurr Whisperers✨

This is a new tier that gets you all the perks of the Fanta's Friends + Script Seekers tier, plus a shiny new Discord role AND the fun of hearing your name in the credits of YouTube videos.

To be clear: This tier is PURELY for support; it doesn't offer ANY additional content or perks beyond those listed here. I'm not expecting/demanding that people flock to this new tier, NOR am I, like...offended? Or something? If you can't/don't? (that may sound weird but legit that's a Thing for some people) It's JUST an option for those who want it.

If you're interested in switching to this tier: navigate to my Patreon page, click the Membership tab, and click the desired tier.

Additionally... [cue Chopin's Funeral March]

...I have made the difficult decision to remove the monthly name shoutout from the Fanta's Friends perks. I apologize for any disappointment that this may cause, but:

those audios have gotten EXTREMELY long and time-consuming to edit
reading 600+ names in the ASMR voice is like P80-grit sandpaper on my vocal chords
I haven't been able to keep up with making them for like 3+ months now, which means it's an unfulfilled Patreon perk and I feel VERY BAD ABOUT THAT
The time I spend making those could be better spent making boyfriend comfort audios or bully audios or audios in which I furiously, passionately [REDACTED] my [DATA EXPUNGED] until I [CENSORED] all over my [REDACTED] like a good [FILE MISSING]
Your names now appear in the credits of every YouTube video, and
The length and difficulty of the process hangs like the sword of Damocles above my neck, an ever-present reminder of my failures that constantly threatens to cleave me in twain-

*ahem*

So yeah. I've removed the perk from the Fanta's Friends tier so that no one gets confused when signing up. Please forgive me 🥺👉👈

Okay, miss me with that clear money-making ploy, petit bourgeois scum; am I still getting my audios??

Don't worry, you're still getting more content. I've already got three audios recorded for this weekend and next week, and I've got plans for the weeks after that. No changes on that front ☺️

Whispurr, have you ever considered enabling Patreon's annual billing optio-

[rolls to gaslight] Uh yes I always knew about that feature haha yep, in fact it's ALWAYS been enabled. Totally didn't just remember it and enable it. Totally. 😬

Thanks to all my current Patrons for your continued support, and thanks to everyone else for following or subscribing or doing WHATEVER else you did to see this post!