Phone Sex With *Her* [Mutual Mast*rbation] [Fantasizing] [Promise For More]

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Script: Coldtofu

Summary: You call me to vent about a bad date, and I reassure you that he doesn’t deserve someone as beautiful as you.

(art by horsetail_mama)

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En's Weekly Thoughts:

As I'm typing this, my dang kitten is causing a ruckus by literally jumping all over the walls. I almost butt-clicked send on this post too early because she keeps jumping on my keyboard to bite my fingers.

We set our clocks forward an hour this past weekend here in the States 'cause of Daylight Savings and it's been strange getting up to go jogging when it's still pitch black outside. But it's also weirdly refreshing because it feels like you're all the more ready to take on the day because the world around you is still sleeping. I've also always attributed something mischievous about being awake too early, probably going back to when I was younger and I would sneak out of the house to meet up with friends. It's a fun feeling.

I don't really have anything I would like to talk about all that much this week. I've had a few instances this week where I've been informed of the shitty behavior of people I already knew were shitty, and so it's funny to me in a sad way to have all of that validated if only because in my dumb, naive heart I always like to believe that people will make any last-ditch effort to, I don't know, prove you wrong about how ignorant they are. Perhaps in the future I'll vent about it if certain things come to light, but they really don't involve me at all so it would just be idle gossip which I don't like doing unless it's at least instructive.

Anyway I have to go to my routine dental appointment now. The last two times I went I had no cavities, but the session before that was one where my dentist kept fucking up putting in my crown that I had to come back again and again and again for like 3 months. It was annoying as hell and they give me a clean bill of health again. I'm just blabbing at this point.

In any case, luv y'all. Thank you for being here as always. Take care of yourselves and happy jorkin'.

As always, catch me on Twitch being goofy and annoying 'cause that's where most of my attention (outside of my 9-5 job) goes.
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