"The Siege of Old Regalia's" - Lyrics

Hector the six legged centaur is first to awake

As dozens of Watchmen begin flooding in through the gate

He grabs his old javelin, sounds the alarm

And he’s pounding on doors as he runs to the yard

Outnumbered, he still holds the enemy forces at bay

Abdu the zombie does not need to sleep

So he hears alarm and he’s quick to his feet

Gets his brass knuckles and follows his friend

Prepared to lose all that he has to defend

The siege of Old Regalia’s

Timmund and Martin and Half Elf are sharing a room

When they hear the sounds of the battle they wake up confused

Everyone scattering all through the hall

To gather their weapons and answer the call

They won’t let Old Regalia’s turn into a tomb

Timmund draws blade, slides down bannister fast

Decapitates Watch, who must’ve snuck past

Half Elf is frozen, his voice filled with fear

“Martin, I think that we led The Watch here.”

The siege of Old Regalia’s

Enna the featherless harpy has mastered her blade

She takes down two and then four and then six and then eight

As she cuts down her tenth under light of the moon

She’s still to receive even singular wound

Outnumbered, but Enna brings morale to all of the troops

Timmund holds back all the Watch at the door

Each of them weakened by light from his sword

Half Elf takes off for Regalia’s suite

Martin sneaks out the window to check on the Beast

The siege of Old Regalia’s

Martin sneaks between The Watch’s legs

Careful to be quick and quiet and

Makes it to the stable, finds the Beast

Undoes the cable serving as a leash

Martin barely gets the knot in time

A Watch is sneaking quiet up behind

The Beast lets out a howl and it pounces

Martin grabs it’s fur and up he climbs

He rides the Beast out into the crowd

Drawing attention and being loud

He’s singing “Goo-roo-roo Oo-roo-roo Ra-ta-ta Ah-ta-ta!”

Martin ain’t playing around

The siege of Old Regalia’s

Hector is bit in the throat

Falls down to all of his knees

Javelin is loose in his grip

Cut 'cross his back and he screams

Abdu is pinned to the dirt

Watch raises blade ‘bove his head

Luckily Enna is there and she slashes and slashes ’til friend is defended

Timmund is pushed through the door

Unable to hold back the hoard

The Watch are inside of the building

They screech and they start to explore

The siege of Old Regalia’s

Martin sees something peculiar next to a Watchman who’s laying there losing his life

It looks to him like a goblin knife

Hops off the Beast and he raises it high

First time a weapons one handful

It’s dark so he sparks up a candle

He cant believe his eyes

“Reuben” is carved in the handle

The siege of Old Regalia’s

The Half Elf enters regalia’s room

She’s laying in bed and her eyes are closed

The Minotaur’s holding her hand and he’s holding her head and he’s holding her close

He says that she’s casting a spell with all of the power that she has left

That means the Dread Templar awake

But everyone here, alive, she can protect

She opens an eye a crack and looks at the Half Elf across the room

“The Templar won’t show mercy so please watch your friend’s backs closely.”

Then with a wink of an eye, in the blink of an eye

Old Regalia’s gone

In a flashing of white