🎊 🎉 🥳 Make Tea Say Weird Shit YET AGAIN 🥳 🎉 🎊 [Thank You 4000] [Please Enjoy Whatever This Is]

Ya know what fuck gravity is that a asdfk reference

Kai

this is the best investment of money i have ever done. i can't stop smilling and giggling to myself like a teen reading a cheesy book after listening to this audio. nobody told me you could mp3 happines

Comegente

same

German Wulf3

I love that it opened up with a rvb reference

I swear to god it’s a fucking try not to laugh challenge

Michael Cooper

I died. I'm dead. RIP me. XD

phoenix

I finally got around to listening to this. I pray to all that is degenerate and wholesome, we need more of English Tea (yes I went there). It's just so perfect I will up my pledge if we can have even a standalone audio with this! 😳🤩🤩 That aside, this had me laughing all the way through. As a native Englishman; "Bloody good show my dear! Bravo!"

JamaicanMeCrazy

I lost my shit when you said “I’m going to beat you so hard, my dicks going to be jealous! “ 😂😂😂

Quinn Anderson

Ooo my god my stomach 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂 this shit is going to kill me

Oni-10

Reckon we need some tinee winee lovey dovey tbh

HelloFriendXD

Mine made it in! Didn't think it would. 🖤

Scarida Ghostly

Soul-crushing that I didn’t make the cut, but absolutely blursed. I love it.

Scary Meunster

No Zoo visits :c

Trygveblacktiger

I’m so happy that I joined Tea patreon.

Dhalexpert .

Apparently us degens love when a woman talks about our dicks. LOL

AudioFreak

I was fully prepared to hear "PULL THE LEVER KRONK" after the last bit, maybe next time

HAHAHA! THREE MINUTES OF GOLDEN CONTENT I AM HERE FOR😂😂😂

IceBear

Perfection 🍵👌

BoxesNBeds

Tripped going up the stairs and 2 seconds later tea says fuck gravity, then proceeded to fall down the stairs laughing. Thoroughly convinced Tea has magical powers and no one can tell me otherwise...

Sparko

You're welcome my friend. 😆

Dalton Remy

Moar

reecehasbeard

so many monty python references and I love it

Levi

Fuck, I got one just now that would be hilarious

Chino Nuñez

awesome! thank you! I laughed out loud!

Andy B

Yes

Jaden

Gonna come up with something funnier for 5k

VeRG1L_47

This was absolutely beautiful

John Folmer

I cannot begin to describe how fucking cursed that last one is

James Emmerson

I hoped my suggestion would be included, I didn’t expect it to be the first one spoken! I love the fun you brought to all these quotes. Good work, Tea. 😁

Peyton Helix

That last one scarred me, ngl

Jacob Griffith

The kind of content I subbed for.

leviidagoat93

I am SCREAMING rn this is wonderful

CodyTheBruh

Oh, apologies. It was written as "match". I didn't know the reference, so I just took it as it was :D

TeacupAudio

Whoever suggested you're my little pogchamp, I salute you for doing gods work

Isolex

I'm losing my shit. This is wonderful

Warden D.

This is funny AF because I didn't read through the other comments. Just a little thing though, the "mach" "in mach 10" is pronounced "mac".

CurrentlyEatingPies

I’m so happy my gravity line got put it. Thanks so much 😊

HogBiter

I made it! Woot and thank you.

The Professor

Yo. She straight up sounded like young Ben 10 when she said “why do we always have to save the world?” I was like, holy shit!!! 😂

HogBiter

0:19 was a REALLY bad time for me to take a sip of water, because that "fuck gravity!" has quite possibly killed me on multiple levels.

Blindluck92

The fucking delivery on some of these, though. xD That was the most aggressive 'nya' I've ever heard. Nicely done!

Brooms17

EYYYYY, MY BIGGUS DICKUS ONE GOT IN~! That was absolutely hilarious, Tea~

Better luck next time

___ ToT

Lmao thought she’d yell about the crusade xD

___ ToT

Bruh, whoever recommended her to say that pogchamp meme: Well done, you bastard. That was fun

sa r dran 24

I am dead.😂😂

Jonathan Gonzalez

We need an audio with a Scottish accent

Ayyye my suggestion made it in AND I got the broccoli! Ya'll can call me Deku now! Lol Thanks Tea!

Dalton Remy

Indeed that weird shit is magical 💙🌹💛

Viltaryn

Ayee let's go

Elijah King

Thank you

June