Accidently Hiring An ASMRtist?! (1 Hour ASMR Roleplay)
Added 2022-03-10 21:00:03 +0000 UTCAfter hiring what you thought was a maid, it turns out in reality you hired an asmrtist who's job to to tingle and help people relax. Instead of sending her back without using her services, you end up scoring an hour asmr session full of upclose ear whispering.
Artwork: intfarm
Intro - 0:00
Massage - 3:31
Ear Cleaning With Water - 8:47
Ear Blowing - 14:55
Ear Brushing - 20:59
Ear Cleaning - 27:30
Inner Ear Cleaning With Tools - 31:42
Ear Cupping - 35:58
Ear Rubbing - 39:57
Ear Tapping/Patting - 45:02
Ear Lotion - 50:01
Finger Fluttering - 55:11
Outro - 59:59
Comments
Dead ass B one of your best audios had me sleeping better than I’ve slept in a while.
Chicken Nuggie Ninja
2022-03-13 19:47:42 +0000 UTCNext big collab; [Wholesome] You've run afoul of the toughest gang in town. The Tinglers! [Sound of empty bottles clinking together] "Tinglers... come out and playayayyyy ..."
Benjamin Rodriguez
2022-03-13 18:08:57 +0000 UTCword homie, you're very welcome. as long as you're enjoying doing what you do and aren't miserable then you keep doin what you're doin cuz you're doing great, as always. take care of yourself!
Hawk Breland
2022-03-12 23:34:12 +0000 UTCI can only try my best thank you for kind words :)
Dude
2022-03-12 09:43:12 +0000 UTCListener was willing to pay 100 an hour for cleaning? Shit I need me a maid outfit, a mop and some stylish heels, stat. I want in on that opportunity.
Kronk's Stronk Stonks
2022-03-12 08:39:40 +0000 UTCprobly gonna sound like empty platitudes but seriously, thank you for all of your content and all the work you do. been following you for years and your stuff has been a regular part of my life, and it's definitely been better for it imo. you're a goddamn champion.
Hawk Breland
2022-03-12 03:21:22 +0000 UTCThanks, 😊 I kinda was, but something tells me they were shook more, 😏 He literally came back 15 mins later, offering me the position above me...which already has somone in it! These next 4 weeks before I go are gonna be a blast, 😈
ReluctantlySane
2022-03-12 02:10:15 +0000 UTCBruh I’ll end up passing out to this and I’ll wake up and notice someone stole my kidney 😂. Perfect way to do that too!
Kali
2022-03-11 17:24:18 +0000 UTCMan I actually fell asleep to the ear cupping bit and woke up to the ear rubbing part, turned over and knocked tf out 😂, idk what it is about ear play that shit soothing af 👌
Marcossss
2022-03-11 15:20:55 +0000 UTCOMG GL with handing in your notice I would be SHAKING
Dude
2022-03-11 10:38:34 +0000 UTCI thought maids were expensive I have no idea how much they actually cost sksk
Dude
2022-03-11 10:38:13 +0000 UTCIt's a Friday. Handed in my notice to my boss, (finally). Feeln' good, feeln' great And then this...this delightful audio just adds a cherry on top of it all. Thank you DTL for the hard work and effort you put into this, it is as always appreciated,😊.
ReluctantlySane
2022-03-11 03:21:55 +0000 UTCWait...we were about to spend $100 on actual cleaning? How FUCKED is our kitchen?
Darren
2022-03-11 02:40:33 +0000 UTCThis is why you are the best <3
Maugrim
2022-03-11 01:09:35 +0000 UTCThoughts as I'm listening: -hell yeah an hour long -only $100!? -ahh... there's the accountant -oh how I hope you expand to an area near me! This was a great medley if triggers. The ear tapping remains a favorite.
Mario
2022-03-10 23:58:29 +0000 UTCwow, an hour long pampering season. hell yeah
(⋈◍ ˃ᴗ˂ ◍)。✧BONSAI ✧。
2022-03-10 23:54:24 +0000 UTCThat stomach growl tho, cutie 🤭🤭 You eating properly bruh? 😆😆
Edge
2022-03-10 23:49:31 +0000 UTCI love every single triggers you put in this bruh, you always make me tinggle with your ear blowing, many thanks 😊😊
Edge
2022-03-10 23:38:04 +0000 UTCHour long ASMR roleplay? Pretty fucking Kino my guy thanks.
Nick D
2022-03-10 23:32:12 +0000 UTCA full hour of our hard working Dudes asmr? Count me in! Be sure to give yourself some proper rest and thank you for helping me relax.
Zreox
2022-03-10 23:04:51 +0000 UTCvery dope
Hawk Breland
2022-03-10 22:57:19 +0000 UTCKathy
2022-03-10 22:41:09 +0000 UTCI was reading the description, and my dumb brain said instead of "job to tingle and help people relax." I read to help tingle and poor people relax. Having dyslexia is sometimes funny because of what it does
2022-03-10 21:38:48 +0000 UTC“You hire bruh to whisper rant about circumcision to you for 30 minutes” [POV] [ASMR] [SFW?]
TheLightningKing
2022-03-10 21:18:44 +0000 UTCOk you beautiful person, you win. I’ll sleep.
Oscar Sosa
2022-03-10 21:15:35 +0000 UTC
