The Saddest "Dance" Upcoming For...
Added 2025-01-08 15:00:15 +0000 UTCTo catch some new peeps up, I was the panty boy at a show in December for a cosplay strip show, and three of my friends (Ryan included) are desperately trying to help me learn... um... "stripping seggy dance strip moves" or whatever you'd call it. This was my attempt at Ryan teaching me one of them. (I think it's called hte crybaby which is a fitting name).
Yeesh. I have... a long way to go.
Comments
Sure lol.
Cosplays From Trash
2025-01-10 15:56:25 +0000 UTCI looks more like you are humping while depressed than actually dancing. now sashay away.
mmagio .
2025-01-10 08:43:56 +0000 UTCI like the dance. Do more.
DaggerMcCutty
2025-01-10 05:34:09 +0000 UTCOh. Oops. Can you tell I'm also an ADHDer?
Curt Clark
2025-01-09 07:58:44 +0000 UTCThat... needed to be a longer video. 😮
Neroji
2025-01-09 03:24:20 +0000 UTCyeah it's a weird name lol
Cosplays From Trash
2025-01-08 19:59:40 +0000 UTC🔥 ditch the name for it but very sexy how that bootie shakes.
Curt Deville
2025-01-08 18:58:35 +0000 UTCReally not bad (and hot of course), but one suggestion might be to actually practice at a somewhat slower speed rather than fast from the get-go, then work up to the tempo you actually want to ultimately hit. And bonus: slower can be much more sensual to the viewer!
BrianRook
2025-01-08 18:14:36 +0000 UTCThank you! and the funny part is, I can keep rythym in my mind or with conducting or something like that. It's the rythym in my body that I can't find but I can keep trying!
Cosplays From Trash
2025-01-08 17:44:44 +0000 UTCAs someone who was once a manager for adult performers, I do enjoy how you like to work outside your comfort zone. And even though you've mentioned elsewhere in this post that you have no rhythm, you can definitely makeup for that in energy and enthusiasm, as that tends to distract the average observer of your perceived lack of rhythm. Keep Kylin', sir!😊👍
Kenny
2025-01-08 17:28:41 +0000 UTCIt’s the soft, dorky effort noises that are way too f’ing relatable 😂❤️
Ralph Chavez
2025-01-08 16:50:45 +0000 UTCCutest
Rob
2025-01-08 15:59:42 +0000 UTCGreat you’re taking courses. Build on & practice the basics. I could prob relate when the whole flossing thing completely confound me but eventually I could pop it. 😅
A Simba
2025-01-08 15:48:12 +0000 UTCSo this is going to seem like a total cop out, but I legit have problems with rhythm. Long story short, I took hip hop dance classes for a couple months a few years ago with no dance experience, and one of the fundamental things to learn was how to control your center of gravity/weight and be able to "feel" where it it and move it freely (this comes naturally to some people, but it is a learned skill, too). It's not a balance thing, but Im objectively bad at matching my body and moving weight on beat - my instructor compared it to a truck towing something on a rope instead of a sturdy connector, so, yeah, I need a lot of work is all I'm saying >.> Some people when they say they don't have rythym refuse to learn or haven't tried, some people literally don't lol
Cosplays From Trash
2025-01-08 15:45:29 +0000 UTCTiming is everything and maybe your beats are a bit off sync. I wonder if swimming breaststroke / butterfly would help? 🤔 Great effort, looks provocative! 😏
A Simba
2025-01-08 15:36:23 +0000 UTCThe camera needs to be behind you
kluwn
2025-01-08 15:35:37 +0000 UTCThat's the ground.
Cosplays From Trash
2025-01-08 15:16:32 +0000 UTCThat's basically what hte dance move is
Cosplays From Trash
2025-01-08 15:16:21 +0000 UTCA solid 4/10
Cosplays From Trash
2025-01-08 15:16:13 +0000 UTCIDK what you mean, that looked great! Though perhaps if you can find some sort of gym mat or a surface a little firmer than your bed, maybe it'll help.
Curt Clark
2025-01-08 15:11:33 +0000 UTCOr were you just dry humping?
Todd Ramsey
2025-01-08 15:11:17 +0000 UTCI mean... Valiant effort!
Southern Exposure
2025-01-08 15:09:38 +0000 UTC👀 jiggle jiggle
Brett Kesler
2025-01-08 15:03:05 +0000 UTC
