omg i'm so random!!🤪🥴

I am currently making a tiny video in dedication to a weird image I found of a snoring man. I found him when I was listening to videos of people snoring. I made this makeshift medieval outfit (because that's the only style I recognize) out of a piggie nighty, a waist trainer and pillow case! I dunno what kind of performance i'm gonna do but it will probably be a weird surreal one. 

Here is my script:

I wanna marry a snoring man cartoon but so does everybody else

I use a variation of unpleasant noises to give myself exposure therapy for my sound sensitivity. I work on this with my therapist and by myself. This is my favourite snoring video. It's called One Hour Snoring Sound Effect. This man I love very much. He sleeps on the couch and snores and I’ve become obsessed with his drawing. I love the tissue coming out of his pants pocket. I love the puff of air coming from his mouth. Is honk choo the sound a snore makes? His strange hands I think are holding a pillow or book. Part of the mystery. I respect his belly and how his body is too long for the couch. I like his shading. It gets the job done. The last thing I would like to add is that in this static video, there is a subtle old movie filter over our man. I decided to look in the comment section and literally everybody loves these snores. 

The comments have two energies, mischievous villain and melancholic romantic. The villains share stories of torturing their roommates or pranking their parents.  The romantics share stories about how the snores remind them of their dead fathers. These groups may interact I’m not sure. 

Anyways I did a reverse image search and found that you can get a png of this man for free. That means either a person was hired to make this image. Or a company found this image and stole it themselves. Who owns this man and who do I have to pay so that only I own his PNG? 

-makeshift rat