Dex MacLeod

Battle for the Booty 2021

Added 2021-09-23 22:17:08 +0000 UTC

The rules of this match are pretty simple. Two Tag Team Title Belts have been placed high atop the crow’s nest on the entrance stage. If any woman climbs the ladder and gains possession of one of the belts, their team becomes the first-ever ExE Tag Team Champions.

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As usual, the ladies didn’t waste any time getting right to the action. As personal as things had become over the weeks leading up to the match, Kirsten and Hannah went straight after the vindictive Brutto twins with a set of dual superkicks. This sent the sinister sisters outside the ring in an attempt to regroup but their opponents weren’t willing to give an inch.

With the Brutto’s distracted, Hannah Harper leaped off of Kirsten’s back and over the top rope, hurling her body towards the seemingly inattentive twins. Either the Brutto Twins were extremely lucky or they were just playing possum because, at the last second, they turned towards Hannah’s flying body and caught her in mid-air. Fortunately for Hannah, she didn’t have to find out what the sisters had planned for her because Kirsten came soaring through the ropes with a suicide dive to save the day.

Now back in control of the match, Kirsten signaled to her partner to go and retrieve the belts from above the stage. Her plan was to keep the twins occupied while Hannah won the match but it wasn’t long before the numbers advantage began to work in the Brutto’s favor. With the double team in play the twins were able to dispatch of Kirsten fairly easily before giving chase to Hannah Harper.

What followed next was a mad scramble for the belts that saw Hannah having her face driven into the edge of the ring before Kirsten could finally catch up to the Bruttos only to get superkicked in the face on top of the entrance ramp. Things only got more brutal from there.

Hannah, once thought to be knocked out of the match for good, rejoined the fray and delivered a devastating german suplex onto the hardwood of the pirate ship stage. As the only woman left standing she quickly made her way to the base of the crow’s nest and began to climb. However, Hannah failed to make sure both Bruttos were down for the count before she made her ascent.

She paid for that mistake, first by nearly being pulled out of her shorts and second by receiving a brutally hard landing as the result of an electric chair directly onto the wooden stage. Now it was the Brutto’s turn to climb the ladder. With her partner seemingly out for the count, Kirsten made one last desperate attempt to prevent the Twins from claiming the Tag Titles.

This would prove to be Kirsten’s final mistake as she didn’t even make it halfway up the ladder before being stopped by Brutto. Rather than simply pull Kirsten back down, one-half of the wins decided instead to deliver a powerbomb that sent Kirsten crashing not just onto the floor of the stage but straight through it!

Caught near the edge of the newfound hole in the stage, Hannah soon found herself also falling into the cavern with her partner. This left the Brutto Twins with an easy trip to the top of the crow’s nest to claim the titles and become the first ever ExE Tag Team Champions.