Made-up
Added 2026-02-08 17:35:04 +0000 UTC
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We lie in a society that involves other women picking at our looks more than guys do. Only took me 30+ years to figure that out!
The Devil Kitty
2026-02-10 00:18:15 +0000 UTCUhhh.....You look good. Why do you need make up?
Alex_the_Mad
2026-02-09 23:11:23 +0000 UTCHehe awww ❤️
Pizzacake Comics
2026-02-09 21:56:59 +0000 UTCPretzels is güd
Lucas O'Connor
2026-02-09 07:38:16 +0000 UTC“How about Botox injections?” “Will that make me look younger?” “No, it’ll make you look like someone who’s had Botox injections."
Sleepy John
2026-02-09 05:32:51 +0000 UTCTrying to make Ellen less ugly is like trying to make Mount Everest less short. Though if you ever need help I’m always willing to give you a facial. 👀
Exodiafinder687
2026-02-09 03:17:57 +0000 UTCI figure it's a case of just getting a few products you like (they have spray the makes your makeup notsmudge now!). Piling everything on your face seems too likely to end up looking like clown makeup. But soft pretzels are ALWAYS the answer!
The Devil Kitty
2026-02-09 01:51:09 +0000 UTCAww thanks 🥰
Pizzacake Comics
2026-02-09 00:01:09 +0000 UTCHuh? I'm pretty sure I've seen a photo of Ellen (accidentally) SFW cosplaying as her character, and I'm not sure what she's talking about.
Jeremy Umpleby
2026-02-08 20:50:04 +0000 UTCI’m 67. Never wore any makeup my entire life. I smile when I think of all the money I’ve saved.
Maggie Strasser
2026-02-08 19:34:59 +0000 UTCMy mind is boggled by the sheer amount of options for *everything* now. And why must everything have an app??? 😵💫
CanDude
2026-02-08 18:17:32 +0000 UTCOooh, there's definitely a possible lewd ending to this!
Otter Saurus
2026-02-08 18:06:41 +0000 UTCRelatable
Addi B
2026-02-08 17:58:01 +0000 UTC
