Update Schedule - Ver. 0.24
Added 2025-06-23 13:27:51 +0000 UTC
Greater Circle: Available Now
Lesser Circle: Available July 14*
Public Beta: August 4*
*Updates occur in Eastern time and may be delayed in case of emergency or sickness (or computer going up in flames) because I'm not going through that clusterfuck again when I updated with COVID.
The new update, Closed Beta Version 0.24 is now live for the Greater Circle tier. This includes the final update to Merlin's Guide, more text messages from non-dead people, and the Free Time Hub in all its horrible glory.
Platonically or romantically attempt to hang out with everyone onboard the RV. Or just pester them with unending questions. Or pick a fight. Or start shit-stirring. Or...
Work on your phobias or train your stats, with or without the help of the available ROs (Surgeon General's Warning: Some of these people are not too good at this)
Start your investigations on the internet. You totally want to see Merlin's OnlyFans account and stalk Adrian on social media, right?
Indulge in some stress relief with one of the five million potential things in your inventory that definitely has no foreshadowing or chances of blowing up in your face.
Put off doing one of many myriad chores. It totally won't bite you at some point.
Change your sleeping arrangements in the RV and set off a musical beds game that can end up pissing off several people. (Oh god, the coding in the Bed Hub)
Look at all the data from running Randomtest 60,000+ times!
Current Word Count: 1.4 Million (including code) | 1.1 Million (sans code)
Current Average Playthrough: 75,000+
Total Update: 250,000+ (with code) | 200,000+ (without code)