I made my pig go to the store to get donuts, half and half, and heavy cream to to make GAINER PUDDING. Then he spent the night filling up his fat gut to the brim!
What's Gainer Pudding??
Only an incredibly high-fat, high-calorie dessert that doubles as pig slop!
Just take a box of regular pudding mix (the flavor is up to you) and use 2 cups of heavy cream instead of milk. This immediately transforms it to be 2,000 calories total!