Office Pranks.

Office Pranks.

              “Damnit!”  Mandy tried to lift her fingers from her keyboard but found them stuck tight to the keys.  “Lora!”

              Lora stood at the entrance to Mandy’s cubical and giggled.  “Something wrong?”

              “I know it was you!”

              “I was just trying to cheer up your day.”  Lora winked at Mandy.  “Don’t worry.  It will wear off in about an hour or two.  Perfect timing for the upcoming meeting!”

              As Lora turned around and laughed, Mandy called after her.  “Lora, this is the last straw.  I told you if you pulled any more fucking pranks, we would get you back.  You hear me!  Don’t you walk away?  You are going to pay for this!”

              Lora laughed as she turned the corner.  “Yeah, yeah.  Sure I am.”  She smiled as Ronold walked up to her.  “Oh, hi there.  Wonderful Monday, isn’t it?”

              “Everything alright?  I thought I heard shouting.”

              “Oh, Mandy is just a bit stuck.  You know, working hard and such.”  He narrowed his eyes.  “Now I have to get back to work.”  As she walked past, Ronold looked down at his phone.  “It’s going to be a long day, and we can’t waste a moment.  You know that saying, right?”

              “Hold on.”  He reached out and grabbed her arm.

              “Look, it wasn’t me.”

              “What are you talking about?”

              Lora laughed.  “Nothing.”

              “If you come to my office real quick, I have a present for you.  You do remember it is your birthday this week, right?”

              “Ohhh yeah!”  She smiled.  “For a moment, I thought he was going to get me back for what I did to Mandy.  That shitty glue wasn’t going to hold her for long.”  She followed Ronold to his cubicle.  “So, how is your day going?  Can’t believe it’s Monday already, huh?”

              “Yeah, sometimes I wish the work week never came.  Or at least they gave us longer vacation times.  Just give me one second.  Your gift is under my desk.  No peeking.”

              She held her hand over her eyes. “I wouldn’t dare.”  She opened her fingers once Ronalds’ back was turned. I can’t be too careful. They have been trying to get me back for my pranks for ages.”

              Ronald pulled out a small pack of gum and turned around. “Sorry it’s not much, but you know how the boss is with buying stuff for each other.”  He smiled. I hope it’s enough,” he whispered. “Until the party later tonight. I hope you can make it.”

              She got the hint.  “Of course, I will make the party.”  She took the strip of gum and walked away.  “Oh god, how did they know blueberry is my favorite?”  She didn’t even wait to get back to her desk before unwrapping the gum and throwing it into her mouth.  “Mhhhmmm.”  It tasted terrific, an explosion of flavor in her mouth.  Juice bursting about inside her as she chewed.  “This is so good.  How do they pack so much flavor into this?  I dare say this is the best gum they have ever made!”

              Lora didn’t notice her face slowly turning blue as she sat down at her desk.  “This will surely help put a spring in my step!”

              “Hey!”  She turned as Ronald appeared.  “We have a sudden meeting!  Come on!  Mr. Temerson seems pissed!”

              She jumped to her feet; her face now blue like the ocean. As she walked, she could feel something a bit off. The explosion of flavor seemed to spread out of her mouth and into other parts of her body. It was making her throat tingle and her belly rumble. “Maybe I should spit this gum out before the meeting.”

              “Hurry up already!”  Ronald slapped her on the back, and a sudden jolt caused her to swallow the gum.  “You don’t want to be late!”

              As the gum hit her stomach, her belly lunged about, sending her forward almost an entire foot.  Lora’s arms slowly turned blue as she tried to steady herself, her right hand running through her hair as she looked at Ronald.  “Hey, I think that gum you gave me. . . I think we need to contact the suppliers.  There is something wrong with it.”

              “Oh, don’t be silly.  Now come on.”  He grabbed her arms.  “Let’s go!”  They rushed into the next room, where her boss was nowhere to be found, but all of her co-workers were gathered.

              “What is going on, Ronald?  You told me there was an important meeting.”  Guggle.  Lora rubbed her belly.  “You told me it was essential we come here.”

              He smiled at her. “Oh, it is important. You see, the time has finally come for you to get what is coming to you.”  He smirked as he looked down at her belly. “Right on cue.”

              Mandy walked up. “She is starting to ripen, isn’t she?”  Mandy flipped her red curly hair. “It’s about time you get a taste of your own medicine.”

              “Ripen?  What are you all talking about?”

              Mandy poked Lora’s squishy belly.  “Maybe you should look down.  Before you really start to swell into the blueberry you are!”  Everyone laughed.

              “Oh my god!”  She held her left arm in front of her.  “How am I so blue?”  She squeezed her thigh, feeling the juice pulse just beneath her skin.  “How am I so fucking big?  I. . . ughh. . . ohhh. . .”  She moaned.  “Why do I feel so funny?”

              A woman named Terry walked forward.  “This is for replacing all the coffee with water on a day of only meetings.  We had only meetings back-to-back and no fucking coffee.  We even had overtime!  Overtime with meetings you. . . blueberry!”

              Lora’s nipples hardened at the word, her boobs pressing against her suit.  “I. . . ughhh. . .”

              Terry grabbed Lora by the shoulders and shook her.  “Hey, you are not supposed to be enjoying this!  This is a punishment!  Do you hear me?”

              “Then why does it feel so good?”  Her breasts suddenly swelled, growing a few inches and stretching out the fabric of her suit.  Terry gasped, dropping Lora and taking a few steps back.  “Ughh I. . . I don’t know why it feels good, but all this juice flowing through me just is soooo wonderful!”  Everyone could see her hardened nipples through her suit.

              Mandy turned and looked at Ronald.  “She wasn’t supposed to like this!”

              Ronald shrugged as Lora’s ass began to rip her pants.  “Don’t look at me!  Maybe there is something we are missing.”  He rubbed his cheek.  “I am sure when she swells into a big round blueberry, she will stop enjoying herself so much.  That is when we strike!”

              Lora moaned, blue sweat dripping down her neck as her clothing tightened more and more, trying to contain her swelling body.  Bits and pieces of her blue body began to bulge out of her suit, trying to escape her clothing prison.  “Sorry.  But even. . . when you try and get me back.  You can’t do it right.”  She put her hand on her hip.  “I am going to own being this blueberry so much.  So much for your juicy revenge.”  She giggled.  “Now, be dears and help your blueberry have some fun!”  She shook her butt, causing her suit to finally give out in a shower of buttons, the sudden movement causing her to fall forward and onto Mandy.  “Ahhh!”

              “Fucking hell!”  Mandy gasped as the giant round blueberry woman fell onto her, massive round belly and all.  “Get off!”

              Lora moaned as she felt Mandy squirm beneath her.  “Ohh fuck, that feels so good!”  She giggled as her boobs swelled even bigger, now a g-cup in size.  As Mandy slipped out from between her boobs, Lora moaned, blueberry juice staining her bra blue.  “Ohhh fuck!”

              The others scratched their heads as they looked down at her. “What are we going to do with her exactly?  I mean, now that the revenge thing isn’t working?”

              Terry shrugged.  “Umm. . .”  She stared at the blueberry juice oozing out of Lora’s nipples.  “Hmm, maybe we could slice her up and make some pie.”

              “What, no!”  Lora shook her head.  “Out of the question.”

              “Okay, okay.  How about we squeeze the juice out of you instead.  I think it’s fair you pay us back somehow.”

              Mandy nodded her head.  “Yeah, I could go for some pie.”  She giggled.  “Plus, I wouldn’t be against rubbing Lora down to try and help that juice out.”  The others looked at her.  “What?”

              Lora moaned as she continued to swell, her hips now looking like she had swallowed an inflatable tube.  “Mandy has the right idea.  You all should rub down your wonderful blueberry.  Get to it.  Help me have some fun!”  Lora moaned.  “Help me swell.  Help me juice.  Get to it!”  Her pants slowly ripped and slid down her thickening thighs. “Ohhhh god!  Ohhhhh yessssss!”

              Mandy sat down next to Mandy and began to rub her breasts.  “Is this helping at all?”  She gulped as Lora’s suit continued to rip apart.

              “It would if you could get this bra off. . .”  Lora took deep, long breaths as her boobs continued to fill with juice, growing well past any size any human could ever dream of having.  “What are the rest of you waiting for?  I have a wonderful giant blueberry ass as well here.”  She slapped it with her massive, thick arm.  “You want that juice, right?”

              Ronald and Terry looked at one another.  “How did we get into this?”

              Terry shrugged.  “I don’t know.  But you can step aside.”  She walked forward.  “I am an ass lady.”  She pressed her hands against Lora’s blue skin, pulling what reminded her of the blueberry woman’s pants down even further.  “I will enjoy this with great pleasure!”

              “You two are nuts!”

              Terry shrugged.  “I am only nuts some of the time.  What can I say?  I live a fun and fulfilling life.”  She licked Lora’s ass, letting it press against her face.  “And if you told me this would be happening to me, well. . . I would have done this prank sooner.”

              Ronald sighed.  “Ugh.”

              Mandy giggled.  “Why don’t you get a bucket.”  She laughed as the rest of Lora’s suit ripped apart.  “And hurry, mister!”

              Ronald hurried out of the room as the others continued to rub their bodies against Lora. “You know what, Mandy? I think this is better. I know we wanted to get Lora back, but having a giant blueberry to call our own is fun.”

              “I know.”  Mandy finally removed Lora’s bra, her blueberry boobs bouncing against one another like giant blue beach balls.  “And such giant beautiful boobs too.”  She licked Lora’s dripping blue nipples.  “Mhhmmm.”

              “Ohhh fuckkkkk!”

              Ronald walked back into the room, bucket in hand.  “Okay.  So I think if we are going to make any blueberry—” He dropped the bucket.  “Oh my god!”

              “What?”  Mandy turned around, her face bright blue as she leaned against Lora’s round blue body.  “Everything okay?”

              “I umm. . . I have some files to paper.  . . I mean some papers to file.”  He turned around.  “Enjoy your juicy time together.”  He ran out of the room.

              “What was that about?”  Mandy turned and looked at the others.

              Terry giggled.  “You are turning blue yourself.”

              Mandy looked at her hands and smiled.  “I am?  I am!”  She put her hand on her hip and crocked her head.  “Well, then, I think you should have some juice.  Make it a real party.”

              Lora nodded her head.  “Yes.  We should all be blueberries.”

              Terry leaned forward and whispered into Lora’s ears.  “How much do you want me to be a blueberry like you?”

              Juice dripped out of Lora’s nipples, and her hands slapped against the side of her body.  “Ohhh fuck.”  She looked at Terry as the woman licked her neck.  “Stoppp ittttttttt.  I can’t take it!”

              Mandy giggled as her hips began to swell.  “Yeah.  She is really going there.”

              Terry stood up.  “I know.”  She looked at Mandy.  “How about we share this with everyone.  A wonderful office prank.  A wonderful juicy prank.”  She winked at them.  “I think I can wait a little while longer if it means getting everyone a chance at being big. . .”  She squeezed Mandy’s swelling hips.  “And blue.”

              Mandy moaned as she fell onto Lora.  “Ohhhh god!  Yes.  Let’s share this!”  She licked her lips.  “Everyone shall be blueberries!  Everyone!”  Her eyes flashed blue.  “Sooo juicy!”

              Terry walked to the door.  “Yes.  Everyone shall be blueberries.  All of you shall be MY BLUEBERRIES!”