Meet [Your Mom's Party]
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Cole – The Reluctant Hero
Meet Richard: ‘immortal’ banana slug, emotional terrorist, dungeon life coach… Then there’s Cole. He just wants to survive. Richard has goals. Neither of them is optimistic.
In a world split between mundanes and adventurers, Cole rolled the worst specialization imaginable: [Self-Criticism]. One drunken mistake later, he’s conscripted into the front lines of a world-spanning war. First stop? A deadly trial dungeon with a sarcastic slug, a mysterious goth, and two best friends who are absolutely not qualified for this.
“Great, a trial dungeon. I’ll bring my spatula and crippling self-doubt.”
Tandy – The Best Friend
She had a plan. Then Cole and Leo happened.
Tandy is a genius crafter with a deep and irrational hatred of sheep.
“I don’t want to talk about wool.”
Leo – The Himbo
Strong. Loyal. Owns exactly one pink sweater. Would absolutely punch a duck for you. Leo is a sweater-wearing himbo with a double-bladed axe and a hit-first mentality.
“I’m not saying I’m strong, but I once hugged a bogquacker into unconsciousness.”
Meredeath – The New Girl
Meredeath? She’s goth. She’s powerful. And she’s not in Kansas anymore but she is kicking monster butt in platform boots.
“I know it’s cold, Richard. Would you like a steaming-hot corpse?”
Richard – The Animal Companion
Most adventurers dream of a fire-breathing wolf or a shadow panther. Cole got a one-foot-long banana slug with fangs. Decorative fangs.
Richard is a ‘foot-long’ telepathic jerk with a gift for emotional damage.
“I am immortal, majestic, and extremely moist. Respect me.”
