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An update for the dorks

Hello. I have been working in n the latest episode. I recently I broke my foot but I’m still working on it. I had surgery today so I’m a bit fucked because of morphine. But I wanted to say thanks for sticking with me. I love you all. As friends. Well, not really as friends. More like as patrons.


I didn’t edit this is the hospital. I did it at home e and recorded the audio bit back in my hotel room After the surgery because I wanted to see what sounded ike on opioids.


Bobbys

Comments

Everybody loves Morphine. Good on you Bobby. for pushing through with an update. I hope yer foot heals

Nik Hansen

Sounding sharp BF 👍🏻

Manuel Cards

how about a diorama of the broken foot ? bury it so people can find that little treasure !

Gus Soudah

Here's a sympathetic "Ouch!" from me that you can apply to either the foot or the nose as appropriate.

Terry Madeley

What happened to the foot Bobby? Hopefully not a sexual injury

Christopher Overend

New to your patreon. The fact that my first experience here is you fucked up on morphine is so worth the money. Get well soon.

John

Those sexy mandibles? Gotta be Mickey Rourke.

Lydia Black

Rest up, mate

Larry K

Yes indeed. I would pay real fucking money for your Drunk Mad Mel talking action figure. I mean, 3d printed with a voice bo? would be a great way to raise funds. Much better than the head dildo, already got that

Andrew Donga

Yeah, she dropped something

Bob Coombs

Hope you kept a stash of that morphine coz that VO's a winner. God speed Bobby x

Tommy

Take care dude. You could always sculpt and mould yerself a new foot, be interesting having one normal foot and one hobbit foot!

Lee Marsh

Aren’t they just glorious. “I deserve to be blown!!”

Bobby Fingers

Thanks pal

Bobby Fingers

At least your Bobby Fingers are still in tact. Hope your Bobby toes etc are on the mend soon. Like that sculpted fellas nose.

Janine

*tosses a hastily-wadded-up note reading "get well soon" over the paywall*

Jeremy Jeziorski

And if you need to cheer up, just hit up the Mad Mel rants! They are timeless pieces of bipolar outrage from Hollywoods, once, leading heartthrob!

Andrew Donga

Feel better mate! Sending love and double cheeseburgers from America!

Andrew Donga

I rarely think of you Forodriac. Drugs or not.

Bobby Fingers

Get well soon, Bobby, look after yourself.

Reg Lewin

lol Who the hell is that

C B

Best foot forward! X

paul hannagan

Bobby you need to level up and get some Dilaudid for that pain.

Tom Cella

I’ve never seen Trainspotting but this is what I imagine it sounds like. Get well soon Bobby, the world NEEDS you.

Polyculture

We love you too Bobby. As patrons, and as dorks. Get well soon

meezoid

Get well soon Bobby. Enjoy the morphine & I hope you have someone bringing tea and biscuits to ya as well

Helen

Had to get a wee bit stoned before giving us a thought did ya?

Forodriac Origamius

Thoughts and prayers, Bobby

James Berry

Get better soon Bobby!

WABogan63

Love that is conditional on continued financial support is the truest love there is. Get well soon!

Michael Reavey

Definitely the morphine talking...

Michael Koch-Schulte

I am more than happy to wait a few extra weeks for quality Bobby Fingers content, especially if it gives you more funny ideas while high on pain killers lol That said, hope you have a smooth recovery and I hope you get all the rest you need.

Rae Fitzpatrick

remember the hospital gown goes on backwards

Drew Holmes

Fecking eedjit

Pete

That Laura Hurtado Miras! *shakes fist*

Gordon Moar

Hey save some slurred speech for the rest of us!

Steven Pantaleoni

Kind of

Bobby Fingers

Get well soon ya big girl's blouse!

Mike Bee

Did you break your foot jumping out the back of a stolen Greggs lorry?

James

I heard you were stage diving like a legend.

Damo Tubbs

Nigh night Ginger

Mickey Brilliant

We should all just be glad you're not Bobby Toes then.

Hans Stoops

Could you please ask a nurse to check?

James Suttie

Sorry to hear about the foot, when I broke my ankle they wouldn't give me the good stuff at the hospital so I had to make due with some hash and a few edibles a friend found for me. Be well friend, looking forward to the next video!

Tamlin Stryk

Get well soon Bobby, we'll get you enough heroin to finish the video. If you need it that is.

Tom Wilkinson

What infamous event transpired to cause a broken foot? Who do we need to track down and punish?

Mark Korsak

So no chance of a Bobby Toes spin-off then?

Rich is ainm dom

It's not a real Bobby Fingers video until someone's broken something.

Rob Chant

Dunno

Bobby Fingers

I definitely feel like a patron. I was really hoping I'd develop one of those really unhealthy para social relationship things to add meaning to my existence, but no luck. Anyway, enjoy the drugs and try not to get addicted.

FappingNinja

If you need blood, I can send you some of mine in a Slurpie cup (with the top of course)!

Spy Emerson

I’m sorry to hear about your foot. But when one kicks ass at the levels you do, it’s hardly a surprise. Sweet, sweet opium dreams, good and noble sir. Ride that wave.

Nick S.

Ssshh... that's the morphine talking... Here's to a speedy recovery, and boundless creativity

Nart Daghestani

Wait until you see the medical paperwork. Then you'll notice that they've given you a LOT more than just morphine. I bet you've got a few micrograms of fentanyl as well. Enjoy in moderation, as with everything in life.

Showered Dork

p.s. Is the arsehair still growing?

James Suttie

Wishing you a full and speedy recovery.

Ross John

Get well soon regardless x

James Suttie

Unfortunately not

Bobby Fingers

I’m not ginger

Bobby Fingers

Get well soon our ginger god, and I hope the withdrawal from morphine won't be nasty 🦴🦭🍊

Nart Daghestani

Just don't break those Bobby fingers

Tom Moffitt

One day some dork on YouTube will make a diorama about Bobby fingers's broken foot

Matt Evans

thanks bobby feel better

AV

You sound like you are on opiates. Take that for what you will. Best of luck in your recovery. Love the work.

Karl M Cronin

Here's to a swift recovery 🍺

Sean Breen

So not joining KKK at Beautiful Days?

James Suttie

Me too

James Suttie

Sorry your summer’s been spoiled like this. But at least you got that sweet Auntie Em. During your recovery, you should watch the movie “The Deep” to get a better appreciation for how far people will go for a hit of God’s Drug.

Max H

lucky man I ❤️ opioids

Philly444

Be supportive or I’ll block you. Much like the morphine will block my colon.

Bobby Fingers

Get well soon ya fucker

Phil Holland

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Eric Lee

I’d say feel better but I bet you’re feeling pretty good on that morphine already. Hope you recover soon.

Adrian Gonzalez

Morphine is a ride. Here's to healing well! ❤️

Anna Murchison

We'll never leave you Bobby, hope you heal quickly

Thomas F

Stay high Bobby boy

Kait Bravo

Get well soon we NEED MORE ENTERTAINMENT and enjoy the morphine 👏

Jojo

Hang in there, sport and good luck with the opiate induced constipation.

Mason Preusser

Nice.

Michael Brown

Second

James Colton

Second

Jojo

First

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