An update for the dorks
Added 2024-08-15 18:45:27 +0000 UTCHello. I have been working in n the latest episode. I recently I broke my foot but I’m still working on it. I had surgery today so I’m a bit fucked because of morphine. But I wanted to say thanks for sticking with me. I love you all. As friends. Well, not really as friends. More like as patrons.
I didn’t edit this is the hospital. I did it at home e and recorded the audio bit back in my hotel room After the surgery because I wanted to see what sounded ike on opioids.
Bobbys
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Everybody loves Morphine. Good on you Bobby. for pushing through with an update. I hope yer foot heals
Nik Hansen
2024-10-30 10:58:45 +0000 UTCSounding sharp BF 👍🏻
Manuel Cards
2024-09-06 06:41:45 +0000 UTChow about a diorama of the broken foot ? bury it so people can find that little treasure !
Gus Soudah
2024-08-21 17:24:34 +0000 UTCHere's a sympathetic "Ouch!" from me that you can apply to either the foot or the nose as appropriate.
Terry Madeley
2024-08-20 16:07:51 +0000 UTCWhat happened to the foot Bobby? Hopefully not a sexual injury
Christopher Overend
2024-08-19 10:29:00 +0000 UTCNew to your patreon. The fact that my first experience here is you fucked up on morphine is so worth the money. Get well soon.
John
2024-08-19 01:02:36 +0000 UTCThose sexy mandibles? Gotta be Mickey Rourke.
Lydia Black
2024-08-17 23:57:34 +0000 UTCRest up, mate
Larry K
2024-08-17 22:31:17 +0000 UTCYes indeed. I would pay real fucking money for your Drunk Mad Mel talking action figure. I mean, 3d printed with a voice bo? would be a great way to raise funds. Much better than the head dildo, already got that
Andrew Donga
2024-08-17 07:31:04 +0000 UTCYeah, she dropped something
Bob Coombs
2024-08-16 22:08:41 +0000 UTCHope you kept a stash of that morphine coz that VO's a winner. God speed Bobby x
Tommy
2024-08-16 16:11:50 +0000 UTCTake care dude. You could always sculpt and mould yerself a new foot, be interesting having one normal foot and one hobbit foot!
Lee Marsh
2024-08-16 16:05:03 +0000 UTCAren’t they just glorious. “I deserve to be blown!!”
Bobby Fingers
2024-08-16 15:26:00 +0000 UTCThanks pal
Bobby Fingers
2024-08-16 15:25:28 +0000 UTCAt least your Bobby Fingers are still in tact. Hope your Bobby toes etc are on the mend soon. Like that sculpted fellas nose.
Janine
2024-08-16 13:49:10 +0000 UTC*tosses a hastily-wadded-up note reading "get well soon" over the paywall*
Jeremy Jeziorski
2024-08-16 12:00:23 +0000 UTCAnd if you need to cheer up, just hit up the Mad Mel rants! They are timeless pieces of bipolar outrage from Hollywoods, once, leading heartthrob!
Andrew Donga
2024-08-16 09:20:05 +0000 UTCFeel better mate! Sending love and double cheeseburgers from America!
Andrew Donga
2024-08-16 09:18:04 +0000 UTCI rarely think of you Forodriac. Drugs or not.
Bobby Fingers
2024-08-16 09:13:19 +0000 UTCGet well soon, Bobby, look after yourself.
Reg Lewin
2024-08-16 08:26:24 +0000 UTClol Who the hell is that
C B
2024-08-16 07:14:43 +0000 UTCBest foot forward! X
paul hannagan
2024-08-16 06:46:06 +0000 UTCBobby you need to level up and get some Dilaudid for that pain.
Tom Cella
2024-08-16 01:54:42 +0000 UTCI’ve never seen Trainspotting but this is what I imagine it sounds like. Get well soon Bobby, the world NEEDS you.
Polyculture
2024-08-16 00:51:40 +0000 UTCWe love you too Bobby. As patrons, and as dorks. Get well soon
meezoid
2024-08-16 00:01:29 +0000 UTCGet well soon Bobby. Enjoy the morphine & I hope you have someone bringing tea and biscuits to ya as well
Helen
2024-08-15 23:49:28 +0000 UTCHad to get a wee bit stoned before giving us a thought did ya?
Forodriac Origamius
2024-08-15 23:35:46 +0000 UTCThoughts and prayers, Bobby
James Berry
2024-08-15 22:57:32 +0000 UTCGet better soon Bobby!
WABogan63
2024-08-15 22:38:17 +0000 UTCLove that is conditional on continued financial support is the truest love there is. Get well soon!
Michael Reavey
2024-08-15 22:26:26 +0000 UTCDefinitely the morphine talking...
Michael Koch-Schulte
2024-08-15 21:09:46 +0000 UTCI am more than happy to wait a few extra weeks for quality Bobby Fingers content, especially if it gives you more funny ideas while high on pain killers lol That said, hope you have a smooth recovery and I hope you get all the rest you need.
Rae Fitzpatrick
2024-08-15 20:39:28 +0000 UTCremember the hospital gown goes on backwards
Drew Holmes
2024-08-15 20:38:01 +0000 UTCFecking eedjit
Pete
2024-08-15 20:22:50 +0000 UTCThat Laura Hurtado Miras! *shakes fist*
Gordon Moar
2024-08-15 20:07:35 +0000 UTCHey save some slurred speech for the rest of us!
Steven Pantaleoni
2024-08-15 20:05:22 +0000 UTCKind of
Bobby Fingers
2024-08-15 19:49:39 +0000 UTCGet well soon ya big girl's blouse!
Mike Bee
2024-08-15 19:47:15 +0000 UTCDid you break your foot jumping out the back of a stolen Greggs lorry?
James
2024-08-15 19:46:22 +0000 UTCI heard you were stage diving like a legend.
Damo Tubbs
2024-08-15 19:38:27 +0000 UTCNigh night Ginger
Mickey Brilliant
2024-08-15 19:35:28 +0000 UTCWe should all just be glad you're not Bobby Toes then.
Hans Stoops
2024-08-15 19:29:21 +0000 UTCCould you please ask a nurse to check?
James Suttie
2024-08-15 19:28:10 +0000 UTCSorry to hear about the foot, when I broke my ankle they wouldn't give me the good stuff at the hospital so I had to make due with some hash and a few edibles a friend found for me. Be well friend, looking forward to the next video!
Tamlin Stryk
2024-08-15 19:24:37 +0000 UTCGet well soon Bobby, we'll get you enough heroin to finish the video. If you need it that is.
Tom Wilkinson
2024-08-15 19:19:59 +0000 UTCWhat infamous event transpired to cause a broken foot? Who do we need to track down and punish?
Mark Korsak
2024-08-15 19:19:19 +0000 UTCSo no chance of a Bobby Toes spin-off then?
Rich is ainm dom
2024-08-15 19:15:33 +0000 UTCIt's not a real Bobby Fingers video until someone's broken something.
Rob Chant
2024-08-15 19:14:15 +0000 UTCDunno
Bobby Fingers
2024-08-15 19:14:12 +0000 UTCI definitely feel like a patron. I was really hoping I'd develop one of those really unhealthy para social relationship things to add meaning to my existence, but no luck. Anyway, enjoy the drugs and try not to get addicted.
FappingNinja
2024-08-15 19:13:38 +0000 UTCIf you need blood, I can send you some of mine in a Slurpie cup (with the top of course)!
Spy Emerson
2024-08-15 19:08:49 +0000 UTCI’m sorry to hear about your foot. But when one kicks ass at the levels you do, it’s hardly a surprise. Sweet, sweet opium dreams, good and noble sir. Ride that wave.
Nick S.
2024-08-15 19:08:25 +0000 UTCSsshh... that's the morphine talking... Here's to a speedy recovery, and boundless creativity
Nart Daghestani
2024-08-15 19:07:07 +0000 UTCWait until you see the medical paperwork. Then you'll notice that they've given you a LOT more than just morphine. I bet you've got a few micrograms of fentanyl as well. Enjoy in moderation, as with everything in life.
Showered Dork
2024-08-15 19:06:59 +0000 UTCp.s. Is the arsehair still growing?
James Suttie
2024-08-15 19:05:02 +0000 UTCWishing you a full and speedy recovery.
Ross John
2024-08-15 19:04:44 +0000 UTCGet well soon regardless x
James Suttie
2024-08-15 19:04:43 +0000 UTCUnfortunately not
Bobby Fingers
2024-08-15 19:03:15 +0000 UTCI’m not ginger
Bobby Fingers
2024-08-15 19:02:16 +0000 UTCGet well soon our ginger god, and I hope the withdrawal from morphine won't be nasty 🦴🦭🍊
Nart Daghestani
2024-08-15 19:01:19 +0000 UTCJust don't break those Bobby fingers
Tom Moffitt
2024-08-15 19:01:00 +0000 UTCOne day some dork on YouTube will make a diorama about Bobby fingers's broken foot
Matt Evans
2024-08-15 18:59:58 +0000 UTCthanks bobby feel better
AV
2024-08-15 18:59:18 +0000 UTCYou sound like you are on opiates. Take that for what you will. Best of luck in your recovery. Love the work.
Karl M Cronin
2024-08-15 18:59:12 +0000 UTCHere's to a swift recovery 🍺
Sean Breen
2024-08-15 18:58:26 +0000 UTCSo not joining KKK at Beautiful Days?
James Suttie
2024-08-15 18:57:23 +0000 UTCMe too
James Suttie
2024-08-15 18:57:03 +0000 UTCSorry your summer’s been spoiled like this. But at least you got that sweet Auntie Em. During your recovery, you should watch the movie “The Deep” to get a better appreciation for how far people will go for a hit of God’s Drug.
Max H
2024-08-15 18:56:31 +0000 UTClucky man I ❤️ opioids
Philly444
2024-08-15 18:56:00 +0000 UTCBe supportive or I’ll block you. Much like the morphine will block my colon.
Bobby Fingers
2024-08-15 18:54:28 +0000 UTCGet well soon ya fucker
Phil Holland
2024-08-15 18:53:28 +0000 UTC11
Eric Lee
2024-08-15 18:53:12 +0000 UTCI’d say feel better but I bet you’re feeling pretty good on that morphine already. Hope you recover soon.
Adrian Gonzalez
2024-08-15 18:49:22 +0000 UTCMorphine is a ride. Here's to healing well! ❤️
Anna Murchison
2024-08-15 18:49:19 +0000 UTCWe'll never leave you Bobby, hope you heal quickly
Thomas F
2024-08-15 18:49:07 +0000 UTCStay high Bobby boy
Kait Bravo
2024-08-15 18:48:57 +0000 UTCGet well soon we NEED MORE ENTERTAINMENT and enjoy the morphine 👏
Jojo
2024-08-15 18:48:57 +0000 UTCHang in there, sport and good luck with the opiate induced constipation.
Mason Preusser
2024-08-15 18:48:34 +0000 UTCNice.
Michael Brown
2024-08-15 18:47:57 +0000 UTCSecond
James Colton
2024-08-15 18:47:51 +0000 UTCSecond
Jojo
2024-08-15 18:47:48 +0000 UTCFirst
Bobby Fingers
2024-08-15 18:47:16 +0000 UTC