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Brilliant !

Akit

2025-05-21 20:39:42 +0000 UTC

Amazed at how Fabios face comes out of the mould with perfect paint, must be very satisfying.

Vincent C. Maggio

2025-03-31 23:36:32 +0000 UTC

Degenerates around here make use of the word "gleuf" which can be translated as crevasse or ravine

Wijcher

2025-02-16 08:08:25 +0000 UTC

so you can you like re-use the clay you scrape off is it more like single-use only? asking for a friend

Bartek

2025-01-08 18:24:51 +0000 UTC

I just joined Patreon for the first time and and the first thing I see is "At least I'm not a shitmuncher like you, you big Norwegian flange.". I was until 15 minutes ago a shitmuncher. Also I'm Norwegian.

Bendik

2024-12-30 01:08:24 +0000 UTC

we are all Dorks. Welcome

Bob Coombs

2024-09-23 20:38:47 +0000 UTC

bearded clam

Frank Inselbuch

2024-09-21 16:54:14 +0000 UTC

It’s occurred to me I might have ruined one, Manuel... Going to wait patiently and send thoughts and prayers. I know my place.

Graham

2024-07-23 23:51:20 +0000 UTC

I feel like you're fishing for a diorama, Graham, but that's quite the baited hook.

Manuel Cards

2024-07-23 21:30:19 +0000 UTC

Snake funeral was worth my $5. I recently heard an Estonian describe ethnic vagina as “purple bacon” which was disturbing - my wife and I often say cha cha

oliversees

2024-06-25 20:18:02 +0000 UTC

Well now that doesn't make for a fun video

Thomas F

2024-06-18 20:28:46 +0000 UTC

Pretty sure it has to do with the prostate cancer he was being treated for.

Tom Cella

2024-06-18 19:48:16 +0000 UTC

Well, I’m only good for one reasonably chaste sexual euphemism every 15 years/marriage, Bobby, but for now I can only tell you that I think a lot about the split second after Diana Ross missed that penalty at the 1994 World Cup opening ceremony. Not so much about her immediately skipping forward in her high heels like a pro - not missing a beat after she’d shanked the giant inflatable wide, but cavorting like she’d scored - you’d expect that of a decent Supreme. Not even of the actor playing the goalkeeper, who’d been instructed to give it a good flailing dive as her shot went past him, and who did his job - though the penalty itself was headed for Lake Michigan and he could have just watched it past the post, and then angrily waved the deliriously relieved defenders in his head upfield, like he’d been trained to will her miss amid that crucible of pressure, and it was all in a day’s work for a solid net custodian meeting the moment. No, my mind goes to the technician who’d rigged the prop goal to split in two at the centre of the crossbar, the second she was meant to have I’m-Coming-Outed the ball 5 yards into the net. And when she missed, I always wondered about what they thought about all their work going to waste and whether, in that nanosecond, it was a panicky director in their ear-piece screaming “Press the button! Press the button!” or if they just went “Fuck it anyway,” that duly exploded the goalposts. And then I wonder if they even watched the roadies now scurrying to remove the cleaved prop, or if they just waved dismissively and turned in disgust to the Soldier Field catering table, pawing distractedly at its contents. And at that point, I don’t know if they were Chicago locals or specialists bussed in from New York, and I like to think it was the latter, and that some hapless Illinois security guard caught the full blast of their anger when they tried to reprimand him/her/them for putting ketchup on his/her/their hot dog instead of relish and mustard (the Windy City way - and they can be real dicks about it). And what would have been true poetry salvaged from the shambles would have been the technician then maintaining seething eye contact with the guard as they picked up a spare bun and, with great deliberation, snapped its last doughy tendril of integrity to make two perfect halves, neatly sundered at the hinge, mere inches from the nose of that earnest, corn-fed face. And then they would have stalked off headed for the aquarium next door (because fish know nothing of divas who never learned to side foot), as the guard’s face morphed from bewilderment to its more habitual Midwest passive aggression. I digress. But you also digress, Bobby, and I love you for it, because this life jalopy goes too fast sometimes, and the rattling is something awful on the straights. Keep digging your holes and I’ll be sure to be back to thank you.

Graham

2024-06-12 15:12:58 +0000 UTC

Graham. I must insist, much pressure, that you write more and often. For your words brought me so much joy. More Graham. More.

Bobby Fingers

2024-06-11 16:42:42 +0000 UTC

On our honeymoon, my ex suggested we write an erotic novel, but none of her crass vulgarity was appropriate for the genre (this being the days of “racy romance” rather than business types using their ties as blindfolds) . I contributed the phrase “he pressed his insistence” but the novel was ultimately abandoned, and some time later the marriage also succumbed to natural causes. It has been a small side quest since to lay my phrase to rest in a fitting place. The Patreon fee is cheaper than paying for a funeral plot, though fair play - your video shows I could have just dug a shallow hole 25 characters wide. Then again, my own creativity had been exhausted by trying to sculpt precise euphemisms that would moisten a Mills and Boon reader without causing the involuntary guilty spasms of forbidden fruit diddling. Then Bobby throws out “Choo Choo!” like it’s nothing, and I’m left looking upon my works in despair, like a snake swimming coach in the autumn of his years, standing alone by yet another pond. But I have a measure of acceptance now, even gratitude. You’re a lovely man, Bobby, and I’m grateful for the gift of being able to tell the next man to call me a dork, that “At least I’m not a shitmuncher like you, you big Norwegian flange.” You’ve brought me peace. And Harald V can go press his insistence upon himself.

Graham

2024-06-08 15:04:51 +0000 UTC

All I know is that there are at least 4 separate pictures of him having a mysterious liquid emanate from his pants, when you search Liam Neeson pee

Thomas F

2024-06-04 15:32:11 +0000 UTC

I don’t believe those images to be real.

Bobby Fingers

2024-06-04 06:17:30 +0000 UTC

Kicked in the winnie

Bobby Fingers

2024-06-04 06:17:03 +0000 UTC

You know I was thinking, it probably doesn't warrant a whole video, but you should consider doing a model of one of the multiple times Liam Neason has been photographed having pissed his pants

Thomas F

2024-06-03 00:05:04 +0000 UTC

That's what we call vaginas in our house

Mickey Brilliant

2024-06-01 16:25:12 +0000 UTC

Que?

Bobby Fingers

2024-06-01 14:50:24 +0000 UTC

Winnie. As in willie and winnie.

Mickey Brilliant

2024-06-01 06:31:21 +0000 UTC

Seems like a recipe for snake ghost's, which of course would require the ghost of Saint Patrick to resolve.

Tamlin Stryk

2024-05-29 19:31:04 +0000 UTC

I had missed this. Glad I found it. I wish I could come up with a comment of wit, and it's a low bar in here it seems but it's late and i couldn't be arsed. Thanks for the rest. (-:

Karl M Cronin

2024-05-29 00:19:36 +0000 UTC

In mixed company we say clunge for fanny. I agree with a previous commenter that flange is the base of the willy - as in “his willy went into her clunge up to the flange”. We also like rhyming slang so “bacta” is also acceptable for fanny.

Glenn Broad

2024-05-27 08:07:37 +0000 UTC

This is my favourite silly goose. Incredible work Bobby

Kalle Ryan

2024-05-23 13:09:29 +0000 UTC

That’s not the size of a goose

Andrew Donga

2024-05-23 07:08:08 +0000 UTC

I've never been to a snake wake.

Rich is ainm dom

2024-05-22 15:59:06 +0000 UTC

great family book

Philly444

2024-05-22 15:20:11 +0000 UTC

Bobby Fingers has never once let me down. Every video is a banger.

Chainsaw ASMR

2024-05-22 02:25:18 +0000 UTC

Paid to see Bobby do Fabio's eyebrows. Got snake funeral for free. Satisfying.

Forodriac Origamius

2024-05-21 21:01:07 +0000 UTC

That snake funeral was lovely, but why such a shallow grave? Everyone knows only serial killers use shallow graves.

Ross John

2024-05-20 16:38:37 +0000 UTC

Incredible work, on every level

AJ Jefferies

2024-05-20 14:18:02 +0000 UTC

I figured. But how did you know?

Larry K

2024-05-19 19:46:36 +0000 UTC

You

Bobby Fingers

2024-05-19 19:37:40 +0000 UTC

When Bobby says “dorks,” who is he talking to?

Larry K

2024-05-19 19:30:23 +0000 UTC

If i don't who else will? be the change you want to see in the world.

Zack Hoffman

2024-05-17 20:36:39 +0000 UTC

Some of them are

James Suttie

2024-05-17 19:53:45 +0000 UTC

Somebody had to bring some gutter conversation.

James Suttie

2024-05-17 19:52:46 +0000 UTC

I found the snake funeral incredibly moving - is that normal?

James Suttie

2024-05-17 19:51:08 +0000 UTC

What would you call a YouTube comment? Here in my house we call them Flies On Shit

meezoid

2024-05-17 02:14:31 +0000 UTC

RIP "Fabiobra"

Rowebot

2024-05-17 01:51:07 +0000 UTC

Youtube voiceovers need more weariness and contempt. It makes everything so much more delightful.

Mark Pinkerton

2024-05-17 01:01:05 +0000 UTC

Snake coffin. I just a short diversion to make a lovely unfinished wood snake coffin. If I had seen your flyer. My girls and I would have attended. They could stand to contemplate their morality a bit more.

Mark Pinkerton

2024-05-17 00:58:16 +0000 UTC

It smells in here. It smells like a man named Jerry.

Noel

2024-05-16 21:38:57 +0000 UTC

we didn't see it in that video, but did you use a core when you were casting the michael jackson lamp, or was it all drilled out afterwards? the video didn't really go into the finishing process so i've always been a bit curious about what the final stages were once the tea wore off

Amy Tysoe

2024-05-16 17:36:13 +0000 UTC

magnificent. just finished the novel and honestly wish you'd put out regular spoken word pieces. i am so glad i found this latest incarnation and can't wait to see what you do next.

Danni

2024-05-16 13:15:38 +0000 UTC

You are such a gem brother! You’re bringing comedy, happiness, art, creativity, and so much more into the world. Your family and friends are lucky to have you. Feels like there’s never a dull moment when you are around! 😂Maybe if my ancestors never left Ireland (county cork and Roscommon) and maybe I would’ve had the pleasure of knowing you. 😂Love your videos brother, keep up the good work.

Mike

2024-05-16 12:30:01 +0000 UTC

Jim Nutt is my favorite intrinsic painter.

Owen

2024-05-16 11:10:05 +0000 UTC

Every time someone sings to me about how they're not lying to me I find out that they're lying to me.

Manuel Cards

2024-05-16 09:26:14 +0000 UTC

Couldn't help notice, both in this and the youtube video, how much the Fabio faces looked like the talking bust statue from Neil Buchanan's 'Art Attack'

Paul Nelson

2024-05-16 08:28:10 +0000 UTC

Beautiful stuff!

n-gons burgess

2024-05-16 06:33:04 +0000 UTC

Mr. Fingers, have you ever considered when making the silicone face mold making the eye-sockets more fuckable? looked awfully fleshlight-ish when pulling out the eye-cores

Zack Hoffman

2024-05-16 04:41:12 +0000 UTC

My daughter has been marvelling at all the Irish slang words for penis, and penis related equipment, in the audiobook. I hadn't heard shmok before, consider me educated.

Gavin Graham

2024-05-16 03:52:14 +0000 UTC

i'm letting you know in the comments

Andrew Jones

2024-05-16 02:54:21 +0000 UTC

I call a stick a core and a core a stiffy

Dave Provost

2024-05-16 01:05:55 +0000 UTC

vertical smile

Drew Holmes

2024-05-16 00:58:15 +0000 UTC

Something about brass shim is so fun to wrinkle and play with.

Lydia Black

2024-05-16 00:27:30 +0000 UTC

Flappio

Dan

2024-05-15 22:22:46 +0000 UTC

Hey Bobby, any word from Fabio's people? I assume you will be showered in rewards for so throughly backing him up. Also, when will you learn to keep your opinions about the Glücksburgs to yourself.. for shame.

Nick worth

2024-05-15 22:07:13 +0000 UTC

Gusset.

Aerial Badger Release

2024-05-15 22:01:48 +0000 UTC

Your 'Please wear funeral appropriate clothing' on your poster reminds me of the time I misread 'Dress code: Sombre' on a funeral notice and turned up in a big Mexican hat.

GeordieAlex

2024-05-15 21:26:33 +0000 UTC

If anyone a] knows the word shim and 2] uses it in conversation with me, thereby showing they assume I know it too, they're alright by me.

GeordieAlex

2024-05-15 21:19:55 +0000 UTC

Shim is one of my favourite words. Nice one.

GeordieAlex

2024-05-15 21:19:06 +0000 UTC

No idea what it’s called, I’m just glad to be here

Rhom Achensa

2024-05-15 21:12:42 +0000 UTC

Shooting my shot here in the Shitmuncher Free Zone to say that it didn't happen, but you should totally do Big Bird dying in the Challenger explosion. There's a universe somewhere where he did. RIP 🙏🏻

Ronan da Rosa

2024-05-15 21:00:09 +0000 UTC

beef curtains

Steve Z

2024-05-15 20:56:52 +0000 UTC

Core

Andrew Hagan

2024-05-15 20:54:53 +0000 UTC

The lollipop show and snake coffin are currently negotiating which will appear first in my nightmares. Isn't enough room for both at once. Conradh síochána le síniú.

David Patrick Bucko

2024-05-15 20:39:28 +0000 UTC

In the circles I travel in in the US, "The Flange" is used to refer to the base of the penis, as in "you took it all the way to the flange".

Kerry Maxwell

2024-05-15 20:07:38 +0000 UTC

In Texas we call spatulas "Yee-haw flip'em sticks"

Galvin Moore

2024-05-15 19:36:27 +0000 UTC

In my country we call Fabio "Goosiepuss"

Joe Smallberries

2024-05-15 19:28:03 +0000 UTC

That collab with Adam Savage though. 😉 Adam being a big fan of Bobby, I guess he was pretty excited!

ShamWerks

2024-05-15 19:10:26 +0000 UTC

I guess Animation cel painting is kinda intrinsic painting? Which is fitting since you use WED. Prosthetic intrinsic painting is like witchcraft, though. I've only painted onto silicone, and that was traumatic enough. The idea of painting into a mould, then pouring expensive silicone into the mould and having to just hope you got everything right... I think I'd gnaw my fingertips off with anxiety.

Xaerael Lockwood

2024-05-15 18:49:16 +0000 UTC

Lollipops will never look the same to me again. Never mind what they looked like before. That's not germane to this discussion.

Eric Rode

2024-05-15 18:41:57 +0000 UTC

The shitmunchers will believe anything eh, you got them there. Quality video, pour one out for the snake.

Connel Soutar

2024-05-15 18:12:52 +0000 UTC

Was this a laden or unladen goose?

Matt Davis

2024-05-15 18:05:27 +0000 UTC

no video about building the snake coffin?!? or did you get it from Amazon?

Paul Adams

2024-05-15 18:01:31 +0000 UTC

Good on ya for sorting that little 5ft skinny fella out, if it were me I think the most I would have done would be stick him in a snooker cue case and leave it in a layby.

Merv

2024-05-15 17:57:22 +0000 UTC

I think that was my second-favourite family snake funeral I've seen this month. Definitely top three.

Simon Golland

2024-05-15 17:49:03 +0000 UTC

Wonderful. Loved the trolling of typical youtubers "what do you think? let me know in the comments". But I think the best part was the look on the youngest's face when the bagpipes came in

Gareth P

2024-05-15 17:45:53 +0000 UTC

I wish I could go back in time and learn to do stuff like this. Incredible.

Chainslack

2024-05-15 17:43:51 +0000 UTC

Here in america we don't fuck around, we call a core a core. A stick, though, we call that a bateau.

Eric Fredricksen

2024-05-15 17:38:53 +0000 UTC

Are snakes aware of mortality?

Nick Murphy

2024-05-15 17:38:06 +0000 UTC

nevertheless, a better burial than it ever could have imagined

Merv

2024-05-15 17:36:49 +0000 UTC

core: Chärn

YOLKLAB

2024-05-15 17:35:59 +0000 UTC

Poor little snake must have been someone's pet. I hope their escape was an accident, and not some irresponsible owner "disposing" of it.

Anna Murchison

2024-05-15 17:33:23 +0000 UTC

Maybe staff or rod. I'll ask around.

Nick Murphy

2024-05-15 17:32:04 +0000 UTC

I always appreciate the craft or tradework that goes into these feature projects. 👏

Michael Koch-Schulte

2024-05-15 17:30:58 +0000 UTC

That snake grave 🥹

Gordon Moar

2024-05-15 17:29:43 +0000 UTC

I reckon Fabio was elbowed in the coupon by the model next to him for playing around with a Canada model

Lee Marsh

2024-05-15 17:23:37 +0000 UTC

We are truly blessed.

Delco’s Finest

2024-05-15 17:22:10 +0000 UTC

Sexiest goose

Gordon Moar

2024-05-15 17:19:56 +0000 UTC

Smashing

Rosco

2024-05-15 17:19:42 +0000 UTC

FABIO PATREON ONLY STUFF

Comments

Brilliant !

Amazed at how Fabios face comes out of the mould with perfect paint, must be very satisfying.

Degenerates around here make use of the word "gleuf" which can be translated as crevasse or ravine

so you can you like re-use the clay you scrape off is it more like single-use only? asking for a friend

I just joined Patreon for the first time and and the first thing I see is "At least I'm not a shitmuncher like you, you big Norwegian flange.". I was until 15 minutes ago a shitmuncher. Also I'm Norwegian.

we are all Dorks. Welcome

bearded clam

It’s occurred to me I might have ruined one, Manuel... Going to wait patiently and send thoughts and prayers. I know my place.

I feel like you're fishing for a diorama, Graham, but that's quite the baited hook.

Snake funeral was worth my $5. I recently heard an Estonian describe ethnic vagina as “purple bacon” which was disturbing - my wife and I often say cha cha

Well now that doesn't make for a fun video

Pretty sure it has to do with the prostate cancer he was being treated for.

Graham. I must insist, much pressure, that you write more and often. For your words brought me so much joy. More Graham. More.

All I know is that there are at least 4 separate pictures of him having a mysterious liquid emanate from his pants, when you search Liam Neeson pee

I don’t believe those images to be real.

Kicked in the winnie

You know I was thinking, it probably doesn't warrant a whole video, but you should consider doing a model of one of the multiple times Liam Neason has been photographed having pissed his pants

That's what we call vaginas in our house

Que?

Winnie. As in willie and winnie.

Seems like a recipe for snake ghost's, which of course would require the ghost of Saint Patrick to resolve.

I had missed this. Glad I found it. I wish I could come up with a comment of wit, and it's a low bar in here it seems but it's late and i couldn't be arsed. Thanks for the rest. (-:

In mixed company we say clunge for fanny. I agree with a previous commenter that flange is the base of the willy - as in “his willy went into her clunge up to the flange”. We also like rhyming slang so “bacta” is also acceptable for fanny.

This is my favourite silly goose. Incredible work Bobby

That’s not the size of a goose

I've never been to a snake wake.

great family book

Bobby Fingers has never once let me down. Every video is a banger.

Paid to see Bobby do Fabio's eyebrows. Got snake funeral for free. Satisfying.

That snake funeral was lovely, but why such a shallow grave? Everyone knows only serial killers use shallow graves.

Incredible work, on every level

I figured. But how did you know?

You

When Bobby says “dorks,” who is he talking to?

If i don't who else will? be the change you want to see in the world.

Some of them are

Somebody had to bring some gutter conversation.

I found the snake funeral incredibly moving - is that normal?

What would you call a YouTube comment? Here in my house we call them Flies On Shit

RIP "Fabiobra"

Youtube voiceovers need more weariness and contempt. It makes everything so much more delightful.

Snake coffin. I just a short diversion to make a lovely unfinished wood snake coffin. If I had seen your flyer. My girls and I would have attended. They could stand to contemplate their morality a bit more.

It smells in here. It smells like a man named Jerry.

we didn't see it in that video, but did you use a core when you were casting the michael jackson lamp, or was it all drilled out afterwards? the video didn't really go into the finishing process so i've always been a bit curious about what the final stages were once the tea wore off

magnificent. just finished the novel and honestly wish you'd put out regular spoken word pieces. i am so glad i found this latest incarnation and can't wait to see what you do next.

Jim Nutt is my favorite intrinsic painter.

Every time someone sings to me about how they're not lying to me I find out that they're lying to me.

Couldn't help notice, both in this and the youtube video, how much the Fabio faces looked like the talking bust statue from Neil Buchanan's 'Art Attack'

Beautiful stuff!

Mr. Fingers, have you ever considered when making the silicone face mold making the eye-sockets more fuckable? looked awfully fleshlight-ish when pulling out the eye-cores

My daughter has been marvelling at all the Irish slang words for penis, and penis related equipment, in the audiobook. I hadn't heard shmok before, consider me educated.

i'm letting you know in the comments

I call a stick a core and a core a stiffy

vertical smile

Something about brass shim is so fun to wrinkle and play with.

Flappio

Hey Bobby, any word from Fabio's people? I assume you will be showered in rewards for so throughly backing him up. Also, when will you learn to keep your opinions about the Glücksburgs to yourself.. for shame.

Gusset.

Your 'Please wear funeral appropriate clothing' on your poster reminds me of the time I misread 'Dress code: Sombre' on a funeral notice and turned up in a big Mexican hat.

If anyone a] knows the word shim and 2] uses it in conversation with me, thereby showing they assume I know it too, they're alright by me.

Shim is one of my favourite words. Nice one.

No idea what it’s called, I’m just glad to be here

Shooting my shot here in the Shitmuncher Free Zone to say that it didn't happen, but you should totally do Big Bird dying in the Challenger explosion. There's a universe somewhere where he did. RIP 🙏🏻

beef curtains

Core

The lollipop show and snake coffin are currently negotiating which will appear first in my nightmares. Isn't enough room for both at once. Conradh síochána le síniú.

In the circles I travel in in the US, "The Flange" is used to refer to the base of the penis, as in "you took it all the way to the flange".

In Texas we call spatulas "Yee-haw flip'em sticks"

In my country we call Fabio "Goosiepuss"

That collab with Adam Savage though. 😉 Adam being a big fan of Bobby, I guess he was pretty excited!

Lollipops will never look the same to me again. Never mind what they looked like before. That's not germane to this discussion.

The shitmunchers will believe anything eh, you got them there. Quality video, pour one out for the snake.

Was this a laden or unladen goose?

no video about building the snake coffin?!? or did you get it from Amazon?

Good on ya for sorting that little 5ft skinny fella out, if it were me I think the most I would have done would be stick him in a snooker cue case and leave it in a layby.

I think that was my second-favourite family snake funeral I've seen this month. Definitely top three.

Wonderful. Loved the trolling of typical youtubers "what do you think? let me know in the comments". But I think the best part was the look on the youngest's face when the bagpipes came in

I wish I could go back in time and learn to do stuff like this. Incredible.