"What did I contribute to thanksgiving? I fed the turkey, the bird was 38 pounds"
Dave
2025-11-29 17:56:40 +0000 UTC
It is as they say, "If you are only wearing a Santa outfit and are not Santa you are supposed to sit on others laps and all them what they want for Christmas" which means Willow will join me in therapy cause I wore my Santa hat in public. (Shudders)
Twiggywig Mcwig Wiggidy
2025-11-29 07:40:03 +0000 UTC
Glad this is what I wake up too
MemeFortress
2025-11-28 15:41:48 +0000 UTC
.. maybe this year Santa hears my wish. I want dat Warden gf. Plez.. also its technically not Christmas yet.. but thats just a technicality.. I will devour that turkey tho
Lynx
2025-11-28 14:46:31 +0000 UTC
same, they barely have enough time to cool down. I have a serious cookie problem, Mikhael...or maybe you can say I am a serious problem to cookies XD
bless ya
Giacomo Ghigo
2025-11-28 14:39:46 +0000 UTC
I never put cookies in the fridge what an odd place..
I mean they don’t last long enough to make it to wherever but my stomach…
No 🍪 for u girl, get urs at the chimney like Santa!