Journal of a Nameless Clerk: Part II
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Month Nine, Day 11, Year ██ of the Reign of Sovereign Mayhew XXI
I can hardly believe it, myself, but I've been accepted(!!!) into the personal clerical corps of the Hierophant himself!!! This is truly a blessed day (and may that recruiter, His Holiness the Hierophant, and all the Hierarchy rest in Blessed Unconsciousness evermore when their times come!) and a cause for celebration! I wired Mom and Auntie the good news (they'll be giddy all week!) and gave a street lad five pennies (three more than the errand was worth, but I don't care!) to relay a message to the boys still stuck in the Academy: come tonight, my meager student housing will be the fanciest party locale in the Mainland!
[All handwriting after this point is shaky, and the pages of the journal are splattered with ink. It is highly likely that the writer was inebriated.]
girls girlsssss GIRLS!!!!!!!
[Several sentences are unintelligible, and several more appear to be the names and addresses of young ladies, but the clerk's thoughts eventually become legible.]
why me thow????? Im smart ya but fucking WHY???? feel SIK drawing th-
[The remainder of the page is occluded with a suspiciously vomit-colored stain.]