Request: Cursed Monkey Paw
Added 2025-01-20 14:59:33 +0000 UTCYou can ask the monkey paw
ONE wish but you get one funny curse
-you smell slightly sweaty all the time
-you fart when you sneeze
- you scream in your sleep
or
3 wishes with ALL the funny side effects plus
- you shit yourself whenever someone calls your name (can't use nicknames, smartass!)
what will it be chief? What wish? What curse?
Comments
now you can finally open that cursed pickle jar!
Giacomo Ghigo
2025-01-22 10:11:03 +0000 UTCLet's see I wish to be extremely strong, but can't ever show it off in front of people.
Aetos the Ronin
2025-01-22 06:55:41 +0000 UTCthe smelly God unleashes tomfoolery to the world
Giacomo Ghigo
2025-01-21 11:01:17 +0000 UTCI wish for omnipotence, and in exchange I shall be slightly sweaty all the time (its for tomfoolery only I swear)
Dave
2025-01-21 04:19:04 +0000 UTC
