The Golden Relief 4 : Executive Relief

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The Golden Relief 4: Executive Relief

What is this shitty report, newbie? Are you trying to embarrass me?

Hghh!!

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Norman Gordo (51) CEO

Redo this whole thing! Get it fixed by tomorrow morning or I'm docking your pay!

Ah! Y-Yes, sir! I'll get on it as soon as I get home!

Don't you dare bring the company's document home! Stay and finish it tonight!

...Yes, sir!

[I was just starting this job and my boss can be a bit... intense.]

(Poor newbie!)

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Later

[This job sucks!]

David Newman (20) Junior employee

Ah, crap! I don't get any of this! (I'm so sleepy.)

The fat man is scary, huh?

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[The only good thing about it is the kind Dana, my office crush]

Dana Goldschmidt (25) CEO's Assistant

Here's some coffee. Let me help you.

Oh! T-Thank you, Miss Goldschmidt!

Dana is fine, David.

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[She made this place bearable.]

Let me tell you, that guy acts all scary, but he's scared of using bathrooms outside. He had to go home to pee every day at lunch!

(What a pathetic pig!)

Are you for real? Hahaha! (That's hilarious!)

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(Here's some more embarrassing stuff about him!) (Ahahaha!)

Grrr...

[I couldn't imagine this place without her.]

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A month later

[I hadn't seen Dana for a couple of weeks now. What's going on??]

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[The rumors were confusing! Some said she got promoted. Some said she got fired. I couldn't get in contact with her. All the while, the fatass has been giving me extra difficult work every day! It's miserable!]

Hngg!!!

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[Fuck this!]

SLAM!

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Knock! Knock!

U-Uh... Boss! Can I talk to you?

Hm? Come in!

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Oh! You want to know about Miss Goldschmidt?

Sir.

Well, she's been helping me in a different capacity, you see. Did you know about my trouble with going to the toilet? I guess you can say I'm a bit pee-shy. Haha!

...Sir?

[What the hell did your pathetic piss habit have to do with this?]

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Dana's been helping me with that in her new position! Here!

[What the heck?]

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My executive urinal! She's been amazing at her new job! With her help, I'm no longer having problems going number one! Haha!

[WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK??]

Mmnnf...

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Let me show you!

Plop!

Cough! Cough!

[DANA!!]

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S-Stop it! This is sexual harassment! N-no! This is a crime!

No, it's not.

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She's fully and willingly agreed to do this.

Yank!

Why, you might ask?

Hnngh!

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Well, little Dana here lost her money gambling and got into a huge debt.

She came to me asking for help, so I gave her a golden offer of this new position.

She agreed to a 1-year term, and after a few days of extensive training, she's now a great piss-loving urinal!

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See how she cranes her neck to catch my piss? That's the training working!

Of course, if she spills any drop down the drain, then the metal rod in her butt will send an electric encouragement to remind her to do better. Haha! (The dildo vibe is just a perk of the job!)

[NO FUCKING WAY THIS IS FUCKING REAL!!]

She also gets an extra day off her term every time she sucks me off. (I'm nice like that. Haha!)

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Oh. You don't like this, I take it?

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Hmm. How about this if you want to help? If you can get through the same training she did and join her at this position, then I can cut down her term by half. Hell, I even cut it by 2 third for the sake of your beautiful office camaraderie!

[WHAT? Me? Become a human urinal?]

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[But I can help Dana...]

Oohh! That's another day off your duty, you piss slut! (Better be thankful!)

Now, what do you say, David?

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F-Fine! I'll do it!

[Later]

[Fuck. I really agreed to this madness. The fat ass had his shady goons put me into a "urinal cabinet" just like Dana. It's horrible! But I can do this, right? I'll just have to endure drinking the fat fuck's disgusting piss for a while, and we both can go free.]

[Instead of a dildo, I got a cage because he didn't want to see another man's dick, apparently.]

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[Now the "few days of training" began. Whatever that means.]

Creak!

Alright, boys!

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[WHAT??]

Say hello to your new urinal in training! David, say hi to your trainers! The homeless gentleman in the alley behind our office! This is how I trained Dana, well, hers was with the company's board members, but I thought we could switch it up for you! Haha!

I'll leave this twink freak with you men for a few days. He will take anything down that face hole!

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[WAIT!]

Enjoy!

Erect!

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See you in a few days, newbie!

Sploosh!

[FUCK!!!]

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[One week later]

Alright, let's see how your boyfriend is doing!

I paid the hobos and told them to keep him alive, so hopefully they will keep up their end of the deal! Haha!

...David?

[That voice...]

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Looks like they broke him out and made some modifications, huh? Guess we're gonna need a bigger plug for his gaping hole. Hahaha! (They used up all the condoms!)

He's now just like you and can help you in your job, Dana. Isn't that great? (I'm not gonna use him tho, but he'd be great for our board and clients.)

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H-Ha... Ha. David... Thank. you.

[Miss Dana!]