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New Merch Store!

After seeing some posts about the merch from our last store not holding up too well in the warsch, we started a new store with a place called Fourthwall. Jay said he read they do good work so here goes? They use the same brand Next Level shirts that we used when we sold our own screen-printed shirts so hopefully it all comes out well. More options here too. If you end up getting something post here on your quality review please and thank you!

Also additionally NEW video tomorrow and 2 more in the can and being edited! HOT DOG.

-Krebs Gorlon

Comments

Where the FUCK are the bottle openers?!?

Biff

I ordered a mug from them six weeks ago and all I received was an envelope filled with beans?

Elliot Peters

Give us what we all want. Gorilla Interupted commentary track!

Johan Salberg

Do you guys still have the Lightning Fast VCR stickers? Love the new pint glasses as well.

j

Got a beanie hat. Good quality, would recommend. I still own a bottle opener from the old Bandcamp store era.

Kevin

Got the Two Bears white mug with green handle/inside and the image quality is great!

plantsplantsplants

I've been looking for a blank mug everywhere

Zackary Goncz

Casting another vote for stickers, bottle openers, wall art prints, and a Rich Evans plushie. I'd love little things like keychains or lanyards, and I think the Nukie shelf picture would make a great throw blanket for movie night!

Tessa

Bottle Openers would be nice... And I was interested in a Pint Glass, but I use those for drinking a lot of beer, and $40 is a bit steep for something that will quickly get smashed when I knock it over in a drunken stupor.

Stan Lee

I feel that it's almost essential for drinking before noon... After 12pm you can switch to the $40 Pint Glass!

Stan Lee

You do good work around here Krebs

MeleeDuck

Oh no, I was hoping it was new lingo for crop top

Elizabeth Thompson

Pint glasses have been added. Also if anyone has purchased anything please do report back on the quality!!!

Red Letter Media

You hacks are sold out of 4XL, who do you think your viewers are

CapAp

pint glasses would be great but drinking booze out of a coffee mug isn't beneath me

Nick Vitto

I too wish for fans with boobs.

casey

Thanks Krebs! You're the hackiest fraudiest of them all!

Top Hat Monkey

This activation is intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

Corey

Pint glasses

BoB3k

Since I don't drink coffee or tea and also don't wear clothes, I'd very much be interested in a bigger selection of stuffs. Maybe pins? I like pins. Like I said, I don't wear clothes, but I do wear pins, so I'd buy some if you make some. Stickers too, maybe. I put stickers on myself sometimes too. For real.

Tim Fuglsang

I know everyone wants the glasses and bottle openers but I'd love to see the prints return, especially the one of the gang drawn as cartoon caricatures!

Kyle Reitenauer

Well, I while ago I ordered something from Germany (I think their office was in the Netherlands) and the quality is decent plus the shirt was actually fair trade which I like. Their service was solid as well. So no complaints here

Nils

FINALLY I can buy a new wardrobe!

Matt Roberts

You mean a 'BRO'? Or a 'Manssiere'?

Stan Lee

Looks good! I’d love to buy a shirt with that Lightning Fast VCR repair logo on it

CarlWheezer24

Funny timing because I just noticed the merch store was down the other day. Alright. I guess I have to buy something....for Krebs

Ben Henry

I use Fourthwall for a channel I work for, they seem decent quality (though the creator web UI is kinda bad)

XanderWhat

“The Richard” a line of attire for the blossoming gentleman.

Stewart

An officially endorsed Rich Evans line of man bras would be most apt.

The Real Zam

Can we get a Rich Evans as the fat Buddha please? How about Mike & Jay as Adam and Eve, respectfully?

The Real Zam

Half in the bag merch please

Mark Brakenhoff

Shut up and take my money!!!

Stewart

I know, right? I hope Mike will recover from the embarrassment.

Joan Scott Brockie

That would turn it into an OF store. I'm not saying I wouldn't subscribe, but I would absolutely subscribe.

Joan Scott Brockie

HOW EMBARRASSING.

The Irony Giant

Appreciate the ongoing effort to provide merch that lasts as long as the channel.

Ben B

Rich Evans has apparently had no complaints; can you ask for shirts in his size?

Stephen Haffner

omg ive been watching rlm for more than a decade and have never noticed that lol

Groogle

I am once again asking for t-shirts for fans with boobs. Please and thank you.

Eileen Herbert

Still you deny us the Lightning Fast VCR Repairs button downs

Brynley Andrews

Can we PLEASE get Rich Evan’s to model the shirts?! Is that too much to ask!?! The tighter the better.

Stewart

Came here to say this!

Ian Chezwick

Oh man, I love some of those designs. The "Two Bears" merch is perfect

Ian

I would love a new Lightning Fast VCR Repair shirt too.

Atticus

I should have checked comments before I posted - same here! These are needed!

Nat Hobson

Could we get Lightning Fast and RLM appliques/patches? I need them for my letterman's jacket! :D

Nat Hobson

We need Pint Glasses so we can drink along.

FoxyStalin

yes! stickers please!!

Jazmine Kovac

You need to add stickers! A friend of mine gave me one of Mike in the spooky ride seat that I plopped onto my laptop. Going through airport security a guy there pointed to it and said "is that your husband?"

Joan Scott Brockie

Oh and “passive progressive” is now being used in commercials. You guys should have trademarked it.

Count Sqwueekula

I’m fine with buying the spiffy plain white mug. I want to support creators but am too embarrassed to make that support known.

Count Sqwueekula

omg the two bears! I missed out on that lightning fast sweatshirt. Would like to pretend I worked at the vcr shop while I do my monotonous job.

Jimmy Rode

Any chance of adding the Lightning Fast VCR Repair shirts?

Jazz Jackrabbit

Now that's amazing service! It's in the store now! I want a mug with their mug on it! 🤞🏻

Joan Scott Brockie

it's on the wall at Lightning Fast VCR Repair

Tim Bronkhurst

sell me a bottle opener you hacks!

Eammon_Wright

Bought a mug in support of your work! Thanks for all the laughs and interesting reviews. Now I can enjoy my VHS tapes in style.

Jens Jeremiassen Johnsen

this Brand is so strong and drives excitement and creates value for stakeholders

David Perek

but i want a black mug.

Bob H

Hey, Krebs Gorlon! I watched the episode with your wife last night. (It's called "Final Mission.") She's wondering why you don't call!

Beckoning Chasm

New ways to consume product!

Manic Velocity

This and an extra large flask

Caden Cordell

U got XXXXXXXXL?

Flyingwhale

What're the bears from?

Hamboigah

They don't make shirts that small for adults.

Rick Drake

Me too. It was the first time I resented someone giving me a gift. The pockets were so shallow that all of my fentanyl gummies fell out at Dave & Buster’s. The thin material was so threadbare that it shrank two sizes from just body heat. I particularly enjoyed the enormous 'I do not have sex' elastic cuffs.

Damon Killian

Thank you Mr. Gorlon!

Bright Anderson

Hot Dog indeed

Anastasios Papaioannou

Huge, can we get the Lightning Fast VCR Repair Shirts back so I can give my friends and family the impression that I’m employed? Thanks Krebs

Aidan Lodolce

Bring back the Best of the Worst bottle openers, too!

Eric Anderson

There has been 2 bear merch this whole time???

Swimaroo

Found a small typo. “DICK THE BLURTHDAY BOY T-SHORT”. Actually I’m not sure, that may have been intentional.

Eric Anderson

Thank you Krebs. I love the two bears merch items, definitely going to grab one

Michael Middleton

Don't ask questions, just consume RLM merch. That's a genuine recommendation because asking questions is for nerds and RLM merch is frickin sick.

Ryan

I'm with everyone else--bring back pint glasses and shot glasses! And bring the Lightning Fast VCR repair shirt back!

Amanda B.

Yes!!!

cynthia

seconded here. also a patch if possible. i need a low effort costume

Stefan Wilde

Where are the beer glasses??

Michael

Seconded!

cynthia

I hope this new store goes great for everyone! Funny enough, just yesterday I was looking at how badly my warshing machine destroyed my Lightning Fast VCR Repair shirt, so if an equivalent logo pops up on this version I will be very happy to grab one!

Mr. Bump 2.0

Yes, from the Half in the Bag set. On the wall next to where Mike usually sits

cynthia

I'm out of the loop on the two bears picture. Is that one of the paintings they have in the background on the walls?

Minimag

I know the reference, but blurry Polaroid t-shirt is borderline postmodern art. Good stuff. Carry on.

Emma Dawn

I would love a little Two Bears canvas print…😅

Zan Ferguson

thanks, Krebs!

Tom McGraw

OH MY FUCKING GOD THE BEAR SHIRT I SUGGESTED!!!!!!

Brian

I would buy one of your Lightning Fast VCR Repair button up shirts like Mike and Jay wear in a heartbeat. I wish they would offer them for sale again. I recall they had them years ago.

Mike St Louis

I feel that Two Bears shirt calling to me...

Jordan Beauford

We do exist! There are dozens of us!

Emma Dawn

bring the patches back and my life is yours

sacch

BRING BACK THE BEER GLASSES YOU HACK FRAUDS I WILL LITERLALY GIVE YOU ALL MY MONEY FOR THEM

ilikemyanon

Please bring back the Lightning Fast patch. I desperately need one for my work shirts.

Erich Geiger

Thanks Krebs, you're the best shill around

fiend394

You should sell Lightning Fast VCR Work Shirts, a plush Rich Evans stuffed animal, and Space Cop on VHS.

Oscar Williams

I’ve interacted with enough of your other fans to know this is true.

Jacquie

Damn you for making me want that two bears shirt Would love that freakin' bottle opener as merch, I discovered you guys after you stopped selling it 😒

cynthia

Do they do double walled coffee tumblers like Yeti ones?

Nada Leona Sheppard

We we bought, stocked and screen-printed our own shirts we never carried smalls and only a few mediums because 90% of the orders were XL, XXL, and XXXL and often times XXXXXXXL. But these places let you choose in more styles and colors and sizes cause it's print on demand.

Red Letter Media

Its on the wall in the vcr repair shop

Mike Lycett

Glad to see the new merch store. Hopefully one day you’ll sell the pint glasses again. I know shipping them was an issue but still. Would love to get another set for some friends.

Royal-Robinson

Its on the wall in the vcr repair shop

Mike Lycett

Aw, no more Rich Evans' Face?

Vincent Maslowski

Keep an eye on the art in the Plinkett house set

Jeff Schneider

Missed an opportunity to have Jay model the shirts

snikad

Yay! My zipper hoodie with the Delorean logo turned very "nibbly" fast, and the BotW tanktop is so uhm.. "starchy" dense fabric that it feels like it's wearing me, so it's time to try out the new merch! Still love the clothes, just sad that the hoodie didn't last longer. English is hard when it's past 23 for my european brain, sorry. But YAY!

Joan Scott Brockie

Thank you for the bears merch. I want it all

Helena

Are you planning on doing a beer glass? Would love a rlm or botw pint glass.

Mike Lycett

my blurthday shurt has been ok in the warsh

Patar

There are white mugs, but they have one of our logos or graphics on it. If you turn that logo away from you you can pretend it's just a plain white mug.

Red Letter Media

This sounds like mike. He is becoming the thing he mocks, .

Richard Avila

On the wall of the Video Repair Store behind Mike

Brady Johnson

On the wall of the Video Repair Store behind Mike

Brady Johnson

I could really go for a white mug

Ryan Guernsey

How much for the white mug again?

Brandon Headrick

What about a Lightning Fast VCR repair shirt? Mine is getting so faded the logo is less visible than the armpit stains!

Robert Dodrill

If I made enamel spinning wheel of the worst pins would you sue me about it

Z

Now you have to sell a white mug that says “I’m old”

Allison PM

Okay I’m blanking. What’s the two bears reference?

Kurt

Thanks, Krebs

Jeremy Baker

what is the two bears?

Groogle

"SPEAK TO ME, HAUNTED MERCH STORE!"

Lionel Mandrake

Ordering for science now, Mr. Krebs

Matthew Sherman

Don’t care. I’m old too.

Dendo Star

Will you guys return to commentary tracks? I miss those so much.

Michael Gussler

Hopefully you make shirts small enough for the tiny minority of your fan base

Jacquie

Hot dog, indeed :D

Daniel B

And no we don't sell a white mug. That image is stuck like that and I can't figure out how to change it cause I'm old.

Red Letter Media


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