New Merch Store!
Added 2025-03-19 23:15:08 +0000 UTCAfter seeing some posts about the merch from our last store not holding up too well in the warsch, we started a new store with a place called Fourthwall. Jay said he read they do good work so here goes? They use the same brand Next Level shirts that we used when we sold our own screen-printed shirts so hopefully it all comes out well. More options here too. If you end up getting something post here on your quality review please and thank you!
Also additionally NEW video tomorrow and 2 more in the can and being edited! HOT DOG.
-Krebs Gorlon
Comments
Where the FUCK are the bottle openers?!?
Biff
2025-06-11 04:17:19 +0000 UTCI ordered a mug from them six weeks ago and all I received was an envelope filled with beans?
Elliot Peters
2025-05-09 02:59:18 +0000 UTCGive us what we all want. Gorilla Interupted commentary track!
Johan Salberg
2025-04-30 16:03:35 +0000 UTCDo you guys still have the Lightning Fast VCR stickers? Love the new pint glasses as well.
j
2025-04-21 14:28:11 +0000 UTCGot a beanie hat. Good quality, would recommend. I still own a bottle opener from the old Bandcamp store era.
Kevin
2025-04-05 22:49:33 +0000 UTCGot the Two Bears white mug with green handle/inside and the image quality is great!
plantsplantsplants
2025-04-04 03:27:33 +0000 UTCI've been looking for a blank mug everywhere
Zackary Goncz
2025-03-26 01:01:58 +0000 UTCCasting another vote for stickers, bottle openers, wall art prints, and a Rich Evans plushie. I'd love little things like keychains or lanyards, and I think the Nukie shelf picture would make a great throw blanket for movie night!
Tessa
2025-03-26 00:33:34 +0000 UTCBottle Openers would be nice... And I was interested in a Pint Glass, but I use those for drinking a lot of beer, and $40 is a bit steep for something that will quickly get smashed when I knock it over in a drunken stupor.
Stan Lee
2025-03-22 13:03:40 +0000 UTCI feel that it's almost essential for drinking before noon... After 12pm you can switch to the $40 Pint Glass!
Stan Lee
2025-03-22 13:01:47 +0000 UTCYou do good work around here Krebs
MeleeDuck
2025-03-22 06:36:04 +0000 UTCOh no, I was hoping it was new lingo for crop top
Elizabeth Thompson
2025-03-21 20:10:03 +0000 UTCPint glasses have been added. Also if anyone has purchased anything please do report back on the quality!!!
Red Letter Media
2025-03-21 18:14:12 +0000 UTCYou hacks are sold out of 4XL, who do you think your viewers are
CapAp
2025-03-20 21:14:44 +0000 UTCpint glasses would be great but drinking booze out of a coffee mug isn't beneath me
Nick Vitto
2025-03-20 20:34:03 +0000 UTCI too wish for fans with boobs.
casey
2025-03-20 18:53:01 +0000 UTCThanks Krebs! You're the hackiest fraudiest of them all!
Top Hat Monkey
2025-03-20 17:10:13 +0000 UTCThis activation is intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
Corey
2025-03-20 16:43:57 +0000 UTCPint glasses
BoB3k
2025-03-20 15:30:19 +0000 UTCSince I don't drink coffee or tea and also don't wear clothes, I'd very much be interested in a bigger selection of stuffs. Maybe pins? I like pins. Like I said, I don't wear clothes, but I do wear pins, so I'd buy some if you make some. Stickers too, maybe. I put stickers on myself sometimes too. For real.
Tim Fuglsang
2025-03-20 15:28:17 +0000 UTCI know everyone wants the glasses and bottle openers but I'd love to see the prints return, especially the one of the gang drawn as cartoon caricatures!
Kyle Reitenauer
2025-03-20 15:17:37 +0000 UTCWell, I while ago I ordered something from Germany (I think their office was in the Netherlands) and the quality is decent plus the shirt was actually fair trade which I like. Their service was solid as well. So no complaints here
Nils
2025-03-20 14:58:53 +0000 UTCFINALLY I can buy a new wardrobe!
Matt Roberts
2025-03-20 14:53:04 +0000 UTCYou mean a 'BRO'? Or a 'Manssiere'?
Stan Lee
2025-03-20 12:22:32 +0000 UTCLooks good! I’d love to buy a shirt with that Lightning Fast VCR repair logo on it
CarlWheezer24
2025-03-20 11:26:06 +0000 UTCFunny timing because I just noticed the merch store was down the other day. Alright. I guess I have to buy something....for Krebs
Ben Henry
2025-03-20 11:02:30 +0000 UTCI use Fourthwall for a channel I work for, they seem decent quality (though the creator web UI is kinda bad)
XanderWhat
2025-03-20 10:41:36 +0000 UTC“The Richard” a line of attire for the blossoming gentleman.
Stewart
2025-03-20 05:35:56 +0000 UTCAn officially endorsed Rich Evans line of man bras would be most apt.
The Real Zam
2025-03-20 05:29:15 +0000 UTCCan we get a Rich Evans as the fat Buddha please? How about Mike & Jay as Adam and Eve, respectfully?
The Real Zam
2025-03-20 05:27:13 +0000 UTCHalf in the bag merch please
Mark Brakenhoff
2025-03-20 04:29:00 +0000 UTCShut up and take my money!!!
Stewart
2025-03-20 03:49:31 +0000 UTCI know, right? I hope Mike will recover from the embarrassment.
Joan Scott Brockie
2025-03-20 03:49:30 +0000 UTCThat would turn it into an OF store. I'm not saying I wouldn't subscribe, but I would absolutely subscribe.
Joan Scott Brockie
2025-03-20 03:48:47 +0000 UTCHOW EMBARRASSING.
The Irony Giant
2025-03-20 03:39:42 +0000 UTCAppreciate the ongoing effort to provide merch that lasts as long as the channel.
Ben B
2025-03-20 03:25:20 +0000 UTCRich Evans has apparently had no complaints; can you ask for shirts in his size?
Stephen Haffner
2025-03-20 03:01:07 +0000 UTComg ive been watching rlm for more than a decade and have never noticed that lol
Groogle
2025-03-20 02:58:10 +0000 UTCI am once again asking for t-shirts for fans with boobs. Please and thank you.
Eileen Herbert
2025-03-20 02:56:00 +0000 UTCStill you deny us the Lightning Fast VCR Repairs button downs
Brynley Andrews
2025-03-20 02:52:34 +0000 UTCCan we PLEASE get Rich Evan’s to model the shirts?! Is that too much to ask!?! The tighter the better.
Stewart
2025-03-20 02:27:58 +0000 UTCCame here to say this!
Ian Chezwick
2025-03-20 02:20:05 +0000 UTCOh man, I love some of those designs. The "Two Bears" merch is perfect
Ian
2025-03-20 01:45:44 +0000 UTCI would love a new Lightning Fast VCR Repair shirt too.
Atticus
2025-03-20 01:44:10 +0000 UTCI should have checked comments before I posted - same here! These are needed!
Nat Hobson
2025-03-20 01:44:06 +0000 UTCCould we get Lightning Fast and RLM appliques/patches? I need them for my letterman's jacket! :D
Nat Hobson
2025-03-20 01:42:02 +0000 UTCWe need Pint Glasses so we can drink along.
FoxyStalin
2025-03-20 01:32:02 +0000 UTCyes! stickers please!!
Jazmine Kovac
2025-03-20 01:31:55 +0000 UTCYou need to add stickers! A friend of mine gave me one of Mike in the spooky ride seat that I plopped onto my laptop. Going through airport security a guy there pointed to it and said "is that your husband?"
Joan Scott Brockie
2025-03-20 01:25:33 +0000 UTCOh and “passive progressive” is now being used in commercials. You guys should have trademarked it.
Count Sqwueekula
2025-03-20 01:02:09 +0000 UTCI’m fine with buying the spiffy plain white mug. I want to support creators but am too embarrassed to make that support known.
Count Sqwueekula
2025-03-20 01:01:30 +0000 UTComg the two bears! I missed out on that lightning fast sweatshirt. Would like to pretend I worked at the vcr shop while I do my monotonous job.
Jimmy Rode
2025-03-20 00:36:06 +0000 UTCAny chance of adding the Lightning Fast VCR Repair shirts?
Jazz Jackrabbit
2025-03-20 00:31:45 +0000 UTCNow that's amazing service! It's in the store now! I want a mug with their mug on it! 🤞🏻
Joan Scott Brockie
2025-03-20 00:19:46 +0000 UTCit's on the wall at Lightning Fast VCR Repair
Tim Bronkhurst
2025-03-20 00:06:37 +0000 UTCsell me a bottle opener you hacks!
Eammon_Wright
2025-03-20 00:05:33 +0000 UTCBought a mug in support of your work! Thanks for all the laughs and interesting reviews. Now I can enjoy my VHS tapes in style.
Jens Jeremiassen Johnsen
2025-03-20 00:03:53 +0000 UTCthis Brand is so strong and drives excitement and creates value for stakeholders
David Perek
2025-03-20 00:02:34 +0000 UTCbut i want a black mug.
Bob H
2025-03-20 00:02:17 +0000 UTCHey, Krebs Gorlon! I watched the episode with your wife last night. (It's called "Final Mission.") She's wondering why you don't call!
Beckoning Chasm
2025-03-20 00:01:53 +0000 UTCNew ways to consume product!
Manic Velocity
2025-03-20 00:01:10 +0000 UTCThis and an extra large flask
Caden Cordell
2025-03-19 23:55:36 +0000 UTCU got XXXXXXXXL?
Flyingwhale
2025-03-19 23:54:07 +0000 UTCWhat're the bears from?
Hamboigah
2025-03-19 23:53:14 +0000 UTCThey don't make shirts that small for adults.
Rick Drake
2025-03-19 23:52:41 +0000 UTCMe too. It was the first time I resented someone giving me a gift. The pockets were so shallow that all of my fentanyl gummies fell out at Dave & Buster’s. The thin material was so threadbare that it shrank two sizes from just body heat. I particularly enjoyed the enormous 'I do not have sex' elastic cuffs.
Damon Killian
2025-03-19 23:51:28 +0000 UTCThank you Mr. Gorlon!
Bright Anderson
2025-03-19 23:49:47 +0000 UTCHot Dog indeed
Anastasios Papaioannou
2025-03-19 23:49:23 +0000 UTCHuge, can we get the Lightning Fast VCR Repair Shirts back so I can give my friends and family the impression that I’m employed? Thanks Krebs
Aidan Lodolce
2025-03-19 23:47:31 +0000 UTCBring back the Best of the Worst bottle openers, too!
Eric Anderson
2025-03-19 23:47:26 +0000 UTCThere has been 2 bear merch this whole time???
Swimaroo
2025-03-19 23:45:05 +0000 UTCFound a small typo. “DICK THE BLURTHDAY BOY T-SHORT”. Actually I’m not sure, that may have been intentional.
Eric Anderson
2025-03-19 23:41:35 +0000 UTCThank you Krebs. I love the two bears merch items, definitely going to grab one
Michael Middleton
2025-03-19 23:40:51 +0000 UTCDon't ask questions, just consume RLM merch. That's a genuine recommendation because asking questions is for nerds and RLM merch is frickin sick.
Ryan
2025-03-19 23:40:18 +0000 UTCI'm with everyone else--bring back pint glasses and shot glasses! And bring the Lightning Fast VCR repair shirt back!
Amanda B.
2025-03-19 23:38:23 +0000 UTCYes!!!
cynthia
2025-03-19 23:36:41 +0000 UTCseconded here. also a patch if possible. i need a low effort costume
Stefan Wilde
2025-03-19 23:35:27 +0000 UTCWhere are the beer glasses??
Michael
2025-03-19 23:32:54 +0000 UTCSeconded!
cynthia
2025-03-19 23:31:57 +0000 UTCI hope this new store goes great for everyone! Funny enough, just yesterday I was looking at how badly my warshing machine destroyed my Lightning Fast VCR Repair shirt, so if an equivalent logo pops up on this version I will be very happy to grab one!
Mr. Bump 2.0
2025-03-19 23:31:49 +0000 UTCYes, from the Half in the Bag set. On the wall next to where Mike usually sits
cynthia
2025-03-19 23:31:13 +0000 UTCI'm out of the loop on the two bears picture. Is that one of the paintings they have in the background on the walls?
Minimag
2025-03-19 23:30:29 +0000 UTCI know the reference, but blurry Polaroid t-shirt is borderline postmodern art. Good stuff. Carry on.
Emma Dawn
2025-03-19 23:30:03 +0000 UTCI would love a little Two Bears canvas print…😅
Zan Ferguson
2025-03-19 23:29:56 +0000 UTCthanks, Krebs!
Tom McGraw
2025-03-19 23:29:40 +0000 UTCOH MY FUCKING GOD THE BEAR SHIRT I SUGGESTED!!!!!!
Brian
2025-03-19 23:28:47 +0000 UTCI would buy one of your Lightning Fast VCR Repair button up shirts like Mike and Jay wear in a heartbeat. I wish they would offer them for sale again. I recall they had them years ago.
Mike St Louis
2025-03-19 23:28:22 +0000 UTCI feel that Two Bears shirt calling to me...
Jordan Beauford
2025-03-19 23:27:55 +0000 UTCWe do exist! There are dozens of us!
Emma Dawn
2025-03-19 23:27:53 +0000 UTCbring the patches back and my life is yours
sacch
2025-03-19 23:26:25 +0000 UTCBRING BACK THE BEER GLASSES YOU HACK FRAUDS I WILL LITERLALY GIVE YOU ALL MY MONEY FOR THEM
ilikemyanon
2025-03-19 23:25:56 +0000 UTCPlease bring back the Lightning Fast patch. I desperately need one for my work shirts.
Erich Geiger
2025-03-19 23:25:16 +0000 UTCThanks Krebs, you're the best shill around
fiend394
2025-03-19 23:25:15 +0000 UTCYou should sell Lightning Fast VCR Work Shirts, a plush Rich Evans stuffed animal, and Space Cop on VHS.
Oscar Williams
2025-03-19 23:24:40 +0000 UTCI’ve interacted with enough of your other fans to know this is true.
Jacquie
2025-03-19 23:23:24 +0000 UTCDamn you for making me want that two bears shirt Would love that freakin' bottle opener as merch, I discovered you guys after you stopped selling it 😒
cynthia
2025-03-19 23:21:48 +0000 UTCDo they do double walled coffee tumblers like Yeti ones?
Nada Leona Sheppard
2025-03-19 23:21:39 +0000 UTCWe we bought, stocked and screen-printed our own shirts we never carried smalls and only a few mediums because 90% of the orders were XL, XXL, and XXXL and often times XXXXXXXL. But these places let you choose in more styles and colors and sizes cause it's print on demand.
Red Letter Media
2025-03-19 23:21:38 +0000 UTCIts on the wall in the vcr repair shop
Mike Lycett
2025-03-19 23:21:36 +0000 UTCGlad to see the new merch store. Hopefully one day you’ll sell the pint glasses again. I know shipping them was an issue but still. Would love to get another set for some friends.
Royal-Robinson
2025-03-19 23:21:34 +0000 UTCIts on the wall in the vcr repair shop
Mike Lycett
2025-03-19 23:21:29 +0000 UTCAw, no more Rich Evans' Face?
Vincent Maslowski
2025-03-19 23:21:22 +0000 UTCKeep an eye on the art in the Plinkett house set
Jeff Schneider
2025-03-19 23:21:22 +0000 UTCMissed an opportunity to have Jay model the shirts
snikad
2025-03-19 23:21:19 +0000 UTCYay! My zipper hoodie with the Delorean logo turned very "nibbly" fast, and the BotW tanktop is so uhm.. "starchy" dense fabric that it feels like it's wearing me, so it's time to try out the new merch! Still love the clothes, just sad that the hoodie didn't last longer. English is hard when it's past 23 for my european brain, sorry. But YAY!
Joan Scott Brockie
2025-03-19 23:21:09 +0000 UTCThank you for the bears merch. I want it all
Helena
2025-03-19 23:20:34 +0000 UTCAre you planning on doing a beer glass? Would love a rlm or botw pint glass.
Mike Lycett
2025-03-19 23:20:19 +0000 UTCmy blurthday shurt has been ok in the warsh
Patar
2025-03-19 23:20:08 +0000 UTCThere are white mugs, but they have one of our logos or graphics on it. If you turn that logo away from you you can pretend it's just a plain white mug.
Red Letter Media
2025-03-19 23:19:56 +0000 UTCThis sounds like mike. He is becoming the thing he mocks, .
Richard Avila
2025-03-19 23:19:32 +0000 UTCOn the wall of the Video Repair Store behind Mike
Brady Johnson
2025-03-19 23:19:24 +0000 UTCOn the wall of the Video Repair Store behind Mike
Brady Johnson
2025-03-19 23:19:20 +0000 UTCI could really go for a white mug
Ryan Guernsey
2025-03-19 23:19:20 +0000 UTCHow much for the white mug again?
Brandon Headrick
2025-03-19 23:18:58 +0000 UTCWhat about a Lightning Fast VCR repair shirt? Mine is getting so faded the logo is less visible than the armpit stains!
Robert Dodrill
2025-03-19 23:18:32 +0000 UTCIf I made enamel spinning wheel of the worst pins would you sue me about it
Z
2025-03-19 23:18:19 +0000 UTCNow you have to sell a white mug that says “I’m old”
Allison PM
2025-03-19 23:18:17 +0000 UTCOkay I’m blanking. What’s the two bears reference?
Kurt
2025-03-19 23:18:11 +0000 UTCThanks, Krebs
Jeremy Baker
2025-03-19 23:18:08 +0000 UTCwhat is the two bears?
Groogle
2025-03-19 23:17:57 +0000 UTC"SPEAK TO ME, HAUNTED MERCH STORE!"
Lionel Mandrake
2025-03-19 23:17:48 +0000 UTCOrdering for science now, Mr. Krebs
Matthew Sherman
2025-03-19 23:17:27 +0000 UTCDon’t care. I’m old too.
Dendo Star
2025-03-19 23:17:24 +0000 UTCWill you guys return to commentary tracks? I miss those so much.
Michael Gussler
2025-03-19 23:17:18 +0000 UTCHopefully you make shirts small enough for the tiny minority of your fan base
Jacquie
2025-03-19 23:17:14 +0000 UTCHot dog, indeed :D
Daniel B
2025-03-19 23:17:06 +0000 UTCAnd no we don't sell a white mug. That image is stuck like that and I can't figure out how to change it cause I'm old.
Red Letter Media
2025-03-19 23:15:49 +0000 UTC