March and April updates!!!
Added 2024-03-05 04:24:35 +0000 UTCHad a meeting with Jay today and we've got a BUSY two months coming up. Some RLM standards, but also we'll be working on a longer VERY different kind of video. Lots of stuff coming up. Rich Evans didn't show up to the meeting so he has no idea what's going on. The meeting was at noon and I guess he slept in. Rich Evans has a cell phone, but you can text him and he either "won't get the message" or "the message got lost". Days, sometimes weeks will go by where he doesn't "check his phone". The man is harder to get a hold of than Bill Murray. I do honestly wonder if he's dead sometimes. But then he shows up. There have actually been times when I thought he was dead and had to do a welfare check on him only to find a disheveled man in sweatpants and bedhead answer the door confusedly. I say, "Rich, you haven't responded to calls or texts in 5 days..." and he'll mumble something about he was playing a game and lost track of time. Or that he "fell asleep" Then he'll ask what day of the week it is. I mean we all eventually fall asleep each day. If Rich wasn't straight edge I'd think he was riding that horse, but I know that's not the case. So that's that. I'm here to say we've got like 6 projects in the works at different stages so get ready for some exciting RLM trash to get dumped on your laps. - Krebs Gorlon
Comments
Thanks, Krebs. You’re my favorite Red Letter.
Shane & Sam Skinner
2024-03-16 16:58:00 +0000 UTCDan*
Joe
2024-03-14 21:45:45 +0000 UTC"You called me? On the phone?"
Tessa
2024-03-14 01:03:28 +0000 UTCI have mere hours left to live.
Zan Ferguson
2024-03-13 22:08:56 +0000 UTCI do.
Javier Barragan
2024-03-13 18:27:30 +0000 UTCKrebs Gorlon is a smokescreen. Clearly this was written by one of your gremlins
howdy
2024-03-13 02:40:13 +0000 UTCZach Schneider
Gar Kelleher
2024-03-13 02:33:26 +0000 UTCWho writes these?
andrew
2024-03-13 02:08:54 +0000 UTCSomeone put a bell on that guy
TheSingingBush
2024-03-09 19:11:57 +0000 UTCI was just up there and the furries were in town. Possible correlation there?
Daniel Rodriguez
2024-03-07 16:29:10 +0000 UTCIts a bit weird that RLM would harass their coveted guest star Rich Evans. I mean did you guys even bother consulting Macaulay Culkin first? Mike and Jay are going over everyone else's heads here.
ErrorStack
2024-03-07 14:42:09 +0000 UTCY’all are wonderful friends to Mr Rich Evans, honestly! I like have nothing funny to say, y’all keep a close eye on him, he’s a national treasure
Amanda Foster
2024-03-07 03:35:49 +0000 UTCNot sure who this "Rich Evans" might be, never heard of him before. Mike is probably going insane, putting on that Krebs Gordon persona to fool us all into believing he's like, you know, sane. The 6 RLM trash projects are probably just some therapeutic effort, but I mostly feel sane after watching RLM, so that is probably a good thing to be looking forward to.
Marvin Falz
2024-03-06 20:49:05 +0000 UTCHonestly some of the stuff you guys have put out in the last year and a half has been your best yet, so I'm stoked. Rich clearly needs help, though. Maybe his ignored texts are a "sign for help?" I don't know. I've never been disheveled or straight edge.
Faith Martin
2024-03-06 16:24:56 +0000 UTCKrebs, you’re damn lucky you get to work with a God like Rich Evans.
Stephen J
2024-03-06 13:39:06 +0000 UTCHe still hasn't recovered from that terrible Oppenheimer screening
Jaakko Koivurinta
2024-03-06 06:23:43 +0000 UTCLol, Rich is like how I have heard Norm Macdonald was with modern communication technology.
Chauncey Frend
2024-03-06 04:00:58 +0000 UTCif you guys are planning a catch-up, the creator and of course Godzilla we're both fantastic. Real movies. It's a real shame you didn't see the creator in the theater unless you did. It was spectacular in IMAX
Jeff Kleist
2024-03-06 03:34:37 +0000 UTCCan’t wait for them to not review dune 2
John Schmulowitz
2024-03-05 21:34:06 +0000 UTCVery cool
John G
2024-03-05 19:50:02 +0000 UTCThank you, Krebs!!
DemmyD
2024-03-05 16:56:57 +0000 UTCThat makes total sense.
Sam Garland
2024-03-05 16:06:40 +0000 UTCLet Rich have his beauty sleep, even if he doesn't need it!
Erick Rodriguez
2024-03-05 15:55:46 +0000 UTCGlanced at this and thought the title was "Merch and April updates!!!" Disappointed no new merch is on the way but even more disappointed in Rich.
Kyle Reitenauer
2024-03-05 15:49:55 +0000 UTC"Youtube video description"-Mike has started leaking into Patreon. L O V E I T
Andre K
2024-03-05 14:11:41 +0000 UTCI read this in Mr. Plinket's voice.
jeracho1776
2024-03-05 14:00:26 +0000 UTCAh yes, my favorite Star Trek character *checks palm* Krebs Cycle
Heather Faller
2024-03-05 13:27:16 +0000 UTCYou should hide a camera in his house and make a video on a day in Rich’s life.
Cruz Rivera
2024-03-05 12:27:57 +0000 UTCFuck that was an awesome post to wake up to
Ben Henry
2024-03-05 12:23:23 +0000 UTCI've been a good piggy gimme my slop numnumnum
Andrew Roby
2024-03-05 11:41:01 +0000 UTCThese are the updates we need. Make sure to check if he is alive from time to time, just in case he lost his diabetes medicine or something.
RedVIII
2024-03-05 11:31:56 +0000 UTCA longer project that is "very different" can only be one thing: SPACE COP: THE MUSICAL!
Nada Leona Sheppard
2024-03-05 10:57:59 +0000 UTCI mean, you can’t expect Rich Evans.. GLOBAL SUPERSTAR…. to answer his own text messages. I mean who knows he might’ve been hanging out with with Taylor Swift. I mean, how could she ignore his animal magnetism.
Angi
2024-03-05 10:27:12 +0000 UTCCan't wait to watch every single one of the upcoming videos, you magnificent bastards!
Christopher Balmer
2024-03-05 09:41:46 +0000 UTCThis is an all timer
Jono Petreski
2024-03-05 08:22:56 +0000 UTCWaking up to this update... Oh, it's going to be a great day!
bb
2024-03-05 08:22:05 +0000 UTCDamn that infernal Rich Evans.
Tyree
2024-03-05 08:15:20 +0000 UTCI hope Rich is not turning into Mr. Plinkett...for real. Or maybe he's at his yoddle class !
Line Behr
2024-03-05 07:52:40 +0000 UTCMike you silly
MrBlackDarkness666
2024-03-05 07:06:37 +0000 UTCThis update is just lovely.
Monty Montahue
2024-03-05 06:39:26 +0000 UTCHave you tried his pager?
Magnus Johansson
2024-03-05 06:18:20 +0000 UTCI always read Mike's updates like the way I'd read a finished mad libs page.
cynthia
2024-03-05 06:17:27 +0000 UTCtanks krebz
Andy Markantonatos
2024-03-05 06:17:26 +0000 UTCAlways assumed Rich was California Sober and not straight edge. Learn something new everyday.
Carl Watkins
2024-03-05 05:54:26 +0000 UTCParagraphs
John Campbell
2024-03-05 05:52:39 +0000 UTCThanks for keeping us in the loop, I’ll make sure everyone is aware about this “bedhead” situation. You did a good thing posting this here, kid. Now get out of here and make your moopies.
Banta
2024-03-05 05:10:52 +0000 UTCI like how Mike got drunk and made fun of the fans for their fake Rich Evans lore.
TooterFishPopkin
2024-03-05 05:10:13 +0000 UTCilu krebs
Sara Iyer
2024-03-05 05:08:20 +0000 UTCIRL streaming might cover his beetus meds and LifeAlert. I say go for it!
Damon Killian
2024-03-05 04:47:17 +0000 UTCIt's the only time you can reach him
Joshua Cubbin
2024-03-05 04:46:17 +0000 UTCAre longer VERY different kinds of videos replacing Quick Cuts with Jay?
danthemaninacan
2024-03-05 04:45:57 +0000 UTCA reminder that we should all be checking in on the infirm and homebound in our lives from time to time.
Ben B
2024-03-05 04:42:47 +0000 UTCGod bless Rich living the life of a 20 year old at 65 🤌🏻🤘🏻😂
Halph Pint
2024-03-05 04:39:18 +0000 UTC:thumbs up emojicon:
BoB3k
2024-03-05 04:38:27 +0000 UTCYes yes Mike, I mean Krebs, and when he's on set he forgets to put his cellphone on airplane mode.
Ed Mijares
2024-03-05 04:38:01 +0000 UTCMister Gorlon I think I'm in love with you
Rhea
2024-03-05 04:37:13 +0000 UTCAnagram check on that name
Nick Acosta
2024-03-05 04:36:41 +0000 UTCDamn Rich would be mad to be outed like this if he did any work or checked any socials
Earwig
2024-03-05 04:34:58 +0000 UTCThanks for all you do,Krebs!
Julia Huffman
2024-03-05 04:34:35 +0000 UTCOh wow
sammydowntheblock
2024-03-05 04:32:38 +0000 UTCI mean if Rich did die you can always get him Taxidermied and just weekend at Bernie’s him into videos. Might honestly speed up the production process on your end
Caleb Lutz
2024-03-05 04:31:58 +0000 UTC#notmytoff
l.h. riley
2024-03-05 04:31:56 +0000 UTCYeah, we know Rich Evans is straight edge, but the verdict is still out on that guy Mike.
Twit In A Hat
2024-03-05 04:31:52 +0000 UTCBabe wake up, new rich lore dropped
Leafeonn (Josh K)
2024-03-05 04:31:07 +0000 UTCA rare glimpse into the glamorous lives of Internet personalities - I’m in awe!
Nathan Smith
2024-03-05 04:30:51 +0000 UTCthank you for looking out krebs
Sarah
2024-03-05 04:30:07 +0000 UTCExcited for content dumps from the #DumpsterDaddies.
Amanda B.
2024-03-05 04:29:57 +0000 UTCMy favorite updates are Mike updates
DPJ
2024-03-05 04:29:42 +0000 UTCAn update post where 85% of the post is just complaining about Rich, vintage RLM
Dean Wilson
2024-03-05 04:29:27 +0000 UTCcan’t wait to see what’s coming! thanks for the update Krebs
Tom McGraw
2024-03-05 04:29:23 +0000 UTCAh, Krebs, your updates are the whole reason I pay you hack frauds every month! Well, that and so you can afford to keep having National Treasure Rich Evans on the payroll....
LB876
2024-03-05 04:29:22 +0000 UTCThank you Krebs
Jason
2024-03-05 04:29:15 +0000 UTCENDLESS TRASH
Jazz Jackrabbit
2024-03-05 04:29:14 +0000 UTCThese updates are as funny as your videos.
THE_GnomeChomskee
2024-03-05 04:29:14 +0000 UTCRich Evans can dump his trash in my lap anytime
plop
2024-03-05 04:29:13 +0000 UTCWhy do these updates always read like “Diary of a Provincial Lady”? Never change, I love it.
Eileen Herbert
2024-03-05 04:29:10 +0000 UTCSounds like we need a week in the life of Rich Evans series
Thomas Branch
2024-03-05 04:29:09 +0000 UTCSounds awful. Can't wait!
Tim Bronkhurst
2024-03-05 04:29:07 +0000 UTCRich was probably absorbed in Helldivers 2
CapnFluffles
2024-03-05 04:29:00 +0000 UTCCut Rich some slack. Ozempic will fuck you up.
William Cox
2024-03-05 04:29:00 +0000 UTCYeahhhh the boys
Joel Monaghan’s Dog
2024-03-05 04:28:07 +0000 UTC
