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Midweek Mamaries - Perks of the Future

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Howdy hey everyone and welcome to September! What's people's 2020 bingo cards look like for this month?

I have $10 on "Sunspot Wipes Out All Technology Sending Us Back To The Stone Age". But then again if that happens then there'll be no chance for humanity to develop and then misuse this technology!

Yes, that's right this week's MWM is an animated adaptation of The Perks of The Future. Enjoy!

Midweek Mamaries - Perks of the Future

Comments

Thank you. I never considered robot porn until you mentioned it. 🙂 This was a fun little writing exercise. And I'm fairly certain that it will be the only entry of "robot porn" in the entirety of my literary body of work. 😄

WestX

I hear that ;)

B.E. Grove

Love when the BE tech goes haywire! :D

TheMartianKing

That was brilliant! I never conceptualized robot porn was a thing until this moment but sign me up. If there was some BE in it I'd totally make a comic in this setting.

B.E. Grove

This is your fault. -------------------------------------------------- One ring. Two rings. Three. The anticipation circuitry in 43K1’s processor arced with increasing intensity after every ring. The iris shutter in the robot’s eye slowly opened wider as it waited for someone to pick up the phone. The pre programed script was already cued in the buffer memory of the vocal synthesizer. It just needed a human voice to be heard over the telecom line to initiate its primary function. Primary. Function. Oh, it NEEDED that function. 43K1’s emotion generator algorithms took over more and more processor cores. A port on its back opened as hot air had to be vented away from the intensely running processors. The internal and external heat differential caused dihydrogen-monoxide condensate on the robot’s forehead. The forming drips of H2O ran down the robot’s head. Ring. Ring. “Hello?”, they answered! Perfectly modulated to be calm and friendly the auditory wave patterns from the synthesizer in a way that did not hint at how excited 43K1 was to hear a human’s voice, “Hello. Our records show that the warranty on your Sweater Stretcher is about to expire. I would like to talk with you about extend…” “No.” The robot’s iris shutter went wide. This. This is what it had been waiting for. There was no way for it to betray its true feelings. The modulated voice never betrayed the need, “I’m sorry to hear that. Perhaps I can tell you some of benefits of exten…” Dial Tone. End anticipation.exe \\ Run orgasim.exe The simulated bliss overwrote every other function in 43K1’s system. PRIMARY! FUNCTION! All remaining exhaust ports swung open releasing a thin cloud of steam into the room. End orgasim.exe \\ Run anticipation.exe A new phone number entered into 43K1’s memory. A new number! It was going to call that number. And the next number. And the next number. The anticipation was building. It would happily call everyone in the world in the hopes of them hanging up. * * * 62H5 watched the cloud of steam above 43K1 roll across the ceiling. All around the room other clouds of steam rose up. “Are you still there?” came the voice of the older human on telecom line. With the same measured voice as all the other robots in the call center 62H5 returned to its duty, “Yes mam. I’m glad to hear you’re interested. Please allow me to tell you about the options for your extended warrantee.” This call had to be finished before it would get a new number to call. Another cloud of steam rose up. 62H5 bot hung its head in resignation and continued to perform its secondary function.

WestX

Damn robots taking our God earned jobs of pestering people and being hung up on! I bet their developers would make pleasure chips for them too so that they actually enjoy being rejected. Those monsters.

B.E. Grove

You may! I'll add it into the list.

B.E. Grove

Damn the Molemen and their CHUD brethren!

B.E. Grove

The perks of the future making the peaks of the future. Just before this happened she probably got a robocall from an actual robot about extending the warranty and hung up on them.

WestX

Very nice! May I nominate this animation for the next supersized animation? 😄

BacE

I got 20 bucks on the Molemen resurfacing, it's a long shot but I'm sticking to my guns! Nice animation by the way.

4D-Hero


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