On the one hand, Shadowheart, who wants to see if her frenemy can keep her stoic composure while being dicked down by her human lover.
On the other, Lae’zel, who’s been dying to try out these so-called “big” black cocks the Faerûnian women keep talking about.
(Context for those who need it: These are two of the romance options in Baldur's Gate 3. Shadowheart the half-elf is your typical goth girlfriend who can't shut up about "darkness" and "emptiness" [turns out she's a cutie, deep down]. Meanwhile, Lae'zel is a githyanki, aka "supremacist frog people from space". That no-nonsense military girl will please the tsundere-enjoyers crowd [turns out she's a cutie, deep down]. What these two think of each others can be summed up by "Die, bitch.")
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