Some Tarnished want the title of Elden Lord to wield the Ring and rule over the Lands Between as a quasi deity. Others, on the other hand, are more interested in the "become Bitch Queen Marika's consort" part...
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For those of you who don't know that character, here is a quick recap:
She's the goddess of the Lands Between, the realm where Elden Ring takes place. When she takes a consort, he becomes Elden Lord (God's armed hand and personal breeder basically). At the end of the game, you (can) become just that.
Anyway, Marika is a productive lady: she has had quite a few demigod children (7 or so, including 2 sets of twins) from 2 different men (technically only 1 but, oh well...), and some of them had children of their own, which makes her a gilf.
The "bad" part (for someone like me who makes his male models much taller than his female ones) is that she's 3 flippin' meters tall. Luckily for our dark-skinned friend over there, becoming Elden Lord makes you taller (I went with 4 meters 50, which was the size of Marika's first husband).
TL;DR: Marika is a godly gilf who loves spreading her legs for the strongest and tallest studs there is. I'm not even exaggerating.
TL;DR of the TL;DR: She a hoe, dog.
karl
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