Drunk & Dangerous: Worst-Rated Erotica -- (not sexy but NSFW, anyway)
Added 2021-03-10 13:01:01 +0000 UTCI hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, a Drunk & Dangerous reading of two of the worst-rated erotics on literotica.com! I know, I'm surprised, too!
Character Q&A will return shortly, so don't despair. What can I say? I was overtaken by the masochistic urge for some terrible fiction. Dammit, Carol!
Comments
Toronto is the capital of Ontario lol
George Wang
2021-07-12 03:47:34 +0000 UTCToronto
2021-07-05 06:12:17 +0000 UTCCanadian here. Yes, you are right.
DarthCruciare
2021-04-06 22:19:10 +0000 UTCβThe Canadian Capitalβ thatβs Ottawa, right?
Net Neutrality
2021-03-26 22:11:49 +0000 UTCHilarious! Also, I imagine that the "monster" or "non-human" categories would be comedy gold from inexperienced wanna-be authors.
Lathe26
2021-03-14 07:21:11 +0000 UTCPlease do more of these! Makes me feel so much better about my own writing! πππ
PrimadonnaKath
2021-03-12 19:01:12 +0000 UTCThere are some really weird stryies on literotica. I do enjoy most of them though. If anyone is into succubuses i would recomend the story kisses from hell.
2021-03-12 08:22:56 +0000 UTCI don't know if professional Dangerous is better or if drunk Dangerous is better
RussianDuckie
2021-03-11 01:15:41 +0000 UTCFunniest hour spent in awhile. Voices of Greg and the MILF were hilarious. Wondering if Gregβs last name is Haney: https://youtu.be/EIvjz2X-Kok
Ian
2021-03-10 22:37:08 +0000 UTCI'm so glad Dangerous recognizes how much of a mommy kink her patrons have. #yanderestepmom Also, as a minority from Ontario, Canada...this is the best erotica I've ever heard.
CW
2021-03-10 22:10:22 +0000 UTCI don't think Literotica's interracial stories are extreme as race play, as a black guy I don't take offence to it. Literotica was also where I got the inspiration for the erotic ghost script from, it was a story called Trilogy of Tits and Terror chapter 2.
Jeremy Knight
2021-03-10 19:29:49 +0000 UTCThis was hilarious, I swear I'm never gonna learn to not listen while at work. The damn voices, especially the boys lmao. And Carol, damn Carol. I am so glad no one was around when I loudly asked, "Where the hell is the porn?!" And then you had to switch Carol's voice...why?! lol
Jade
2021-03-10 19:02:51 +0000 UTCDangerous, if you like bad erotica you should listen to the podcast My Dad Wrote A Porno!
CW
2021-03-10 16:28:42 +0000 UTCGod damn Carol is such a train wreck haha.
Out of Character
2021-03-10 15:41:18 +0000 UTCDrunk Dangerous is best Dangerous
RDY2810
2021-03-10 15:29:03 +0000 UTCGeorge RR Martin
Kizrah
2021-03-10 15:15:29 +0000 UTCWho writes porn with lots of not porn in it?
Denamic
2021-03-10 14:05:42 +0000 UTCOh my God, I havenβt laughed this hard in a long time. Great job! π
Coby-O
2021-03-10 14:00:36 +0000 UTCI have concluded that you are a Matt Groening fan. "The spirit it willing but the flesh is spongey and bruised!" Also, on that note, can I suggest that you use a different line from that episode in the next Amazon audio? "First the large women! Then the petite women! Then the large women again!"
Jinks
2021-03-10 13:55:36 +0000 UTCIβm surprised literotic hasnβt come up sooner, Iβm already laughing and havenβt even started the audio! Also, the tags π (both on the audio and the stories you read in it) β That intro line π Oh god that first category π βPlz donβt cancel me!β Ope too late! Lol jk (Not at all shocked by ur search term of the day tho π) Also Iβm dead at how many disclaimers you have π And hey I listen to NSFW in public bc Iβm shameless *skips the not porn* SAME ooof these stories are so cringey and they read just as poorly as the creepypastas π I wonder if anyone actually gets aroused by these? π βFinally! Theyβre gonna fuck!β π β- βI bet he gets a MILF.β π π omg the intro of the second story βHole keeps holeing.β π I also love how wish-fulfillment it is: lady that can go for hours and man that has fast recovery. I mean Iβm sure itβs possible IRL and of course a story will only show the idealized partners, but I still laughed βAnyway carol was a hot bitch.β π Love the tangent on procreation and marriage π βYou donβt say that part out loud!βπ (resists urge to say blackmail can be hot) I love how long literotica intros are DA about the story: βthis is fine.β So is Carol now momβs horny friend? Is that canon? π Oh god that southern accent πππ god this story is so cringey! π I love how chill this family is about sharing their sexual stuff π βSheβd be on their dick but theyβd be like βdoes she think Iβm hot?β!β Ok call me out like that again... π βHey, titties tho...β π Sheβs wearing her slut outfit to a chain restaurant? Kinky. But god the description of the outfit had me πππ Camel-no π I love how many times Carol was cussed out in this story, I lost count Also dayum so Carol sends her son nudes? Tho tbf itβs about time this story got to its gangbang part But yeah given that both stories had almost no sex I guess it makes sense why these stories had such low rating. Plz do write an actual NSFW sequel!!! π Oh god Carol granny is worse than yandere granny π I love that she became young again after she finished her origin story If I had a dollar for every time DA said Carol... π If thereβs a literotica 2, I hope theres actually sex π we had enough foreplay today The audio title is very apt π
Irhaboggler
2021-03-10 13:42:42 +0000 UTCLol, "I was going to do this other thing...but I didn't want to. So, here."
Moocow
2021-03-10 13:32:18 +0000 UTCYay DnD is back! β€οΈππ€
Dangerous' Freyaβ€οΈ
2021-03-10 13:18:55 +0000 UTCDa can make anything work. Literally a grandma saying dirty talk can be enjoyable with da
J
2021-03-10 13:07:55 +0000 UTCJ does have a point, but I'd be a liar if I said I didn't enjoy cringe.
2021-03-10 13:04:03 +0000 UTCI think da has a addiction for bad stuff. Bad movies, junk food and now bad erotica
J
2021-03-10 13:03:16 +0000 UTC
