As New Hampshire once taught us, you never let libertarians run your city planning. As Final Fantasy XIV tells us, it doesn't go better when you give libertarians a wishing ring either. Journey into the most hostile architecture imaginable for the most TOTALLY NOT FILLER content in this entire raid series, and answer the question: if steel bars or steel spikes could stop you from logging on, are you really a gamer anymore?
(This description originally involved jokes about "White Jail", but don't worry, the show will treat this concept with all the seriousness of this fantasy scenario.)