Update/Preview 30

Wow. Thirty weeks of this shit. That's more than half a damn year. 

Anyway, yes, another weekly update actually on time this week! Kinda... Anyway, because I spent most of last week first in a drug induced fugue state then second in a fever haze, I didn't get a lot of writing done. So as opposed to a small preview of, like, two lines, I thought I'd drop some particularly amusing (and somewhat raunchy) bloopers from the first chapter of the Self Insert Apocryphal Tales audiobook. Which, coincidentally, is being posted right after this for the $10 and up Patrons. That's right! WE FINISHED THE FIRST BOOK OF THE SELF INSERT ALREADY! WHOOO!

So, in case y'all are wondering what happened last week, I got a wisdom tooth yanked, it got infected, and I was basically down with a fever for the last five days. Which, of course, did not stop my father from conscripting me to be his paperwork bitch at his business. Old man's lucky he pays so well... but I'm feeling better now. Well, kinda. Still feel like shit, but I'm back at work. 

What's going on with my writing this month? The usual two chapters of the Self Insert Supports, with artwork by XcelltasticX; March and April are gonna be Libra and Kellam, talking about making the invisible knight more noticeable. May and June are gonna be Anna and Cordelia, maybe talking about love!? Dunno yet. But it'll definitely be our resident rangas (Australian slang for 'redheads', look it up). The second part of the Self Insert Dark, the Patreon participation story, is gonna be released at some point this month. Eventually. Like I keep saying, if you got ideas or jokes for it, hit me up. And then we have the usual public update schedule, which is Future's End this month, and every time I think about it I get even more excited. I've got a lot going on. I... hope I can manage it. 

My personal life remains boring. I can't get into Anthem no matter how hard I try. Not because it's a bad game, but because the servers keep booting me. And I know its not my internet or PS4, because every time I get booted I get the shits and play Final Fantasy XIV for a few hours instead. By the way I totally play FFXIV now, add me as a friend! ... as soon as I figure out how to do that... Ooh! Ooh! I almost forgot! When I get paid next week I'm picking up an elgato capture card, so my brother (the one I still talk to) and I can start making some fun, goofy little let's plays! I'll share links legit everywhere once they start going live on YouTube, but this has literally nothing to do with my writing; nothing you pay here will go to support that endeavour. It's strictly for funzies. We're starting with the original Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles to celebrate the upcoming HD version. Also because it's like the only two-player game either of us has. But that's beside the point. 

That's it for this week! Enjoy the bloopers!