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Autism satire website admits to putting cameras in your home

Piece by Sara Gibbs, Image Shutterstock

The owners of a satirical autism news site have confessed to bugging the living shit out of your home in what the tabloid press is calling “Autergate”.

Editors of The Daily Tism, Sara Gibbs, 37, Elsa Williams, 28, and Sarah Amero, 27, admitted to the high-tech surveillance operation after a large number of readers began to question if they were being personally attacked.

Speaking to reporters in what she insisted were “chocolate-stained” pyjamas, Gibbs said: “If I’m being honest, we didn’t expect anyone to read the website. We’d only thought of ideas for the first two weeks, then we were basically fucked.”

Williams added: “That’s when Sara had the idea to sneak into people’s homes and hide nanny cams in autistic people’s plushy mountains.”

“Well, she made her husband do it. Sara can barely turn on her iPad.”

Amero commented: “I’ve only just become a partner, what did I miss? Guys? Guys???”

Comments

It's the closest thing to face-time we get.

Kenneth Freeman

Hahaha, that explains everything. Sorry about all the other stuff you saw!

Sarah Arnold

I knew it 😅

Daniel Sohege


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