Autistic boyfriend really not tracking your cycle on purpose
Added 2025-06-06 10:00:06 +0000 UTC
Piece by Sara Gibbs, Image Shutterstock
Your autistic boyfriend genuinely isn’t monitoring your menstrual cycle intentionally, it has been claimed.
Lucas Fletcher, 28, who first became aware that you were on your period when you needed him to pop to the pharmacy for some Naproxen, has since accidentally found himself harbouring an intimate knowledge of every phase, culminating in what he distressingly calls your “menses”.
Fletcher commented: “It’s not my fault I’m both acutely aware of dates and a pattern spotter! And anyway, it’s nothing to be embarrassed about! Your menses is perfectly natural.”
“Why are you looking at me like that?” Fletcher continued. “You’re not supposed to be PMSing for another week.”
“I think it’s kind of nice,” Fletcher added. “This way it’s OUR menses.”
Fletcher could not be reached for further comment as he was busy ducking a crumpled up bit of paper you’d thrown at his stupid head.
