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Child’s autism cured by family telling them to stop it

Added 2025-01-17 10:00:06 +0000 UTC

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An autistic child has been cured by her family telling her to cut it out, it has been announced.

Mary Walker, 9, who has always displayed autistic traits, was miraculously fixed by her parents insisting that she stop it at once.

Her mother, Karen Walker, 38, said: “We’d heard about ABA, although that seemed a little drastic. We thought we’d try giving her a stern talking to first, which amazingly did the trick.”

“All her sensory issues cleared up immediately, she suddenly loved it when her food was touching other food - and we haven’t heard a peep about that modular synthesiser she’s building.”

“She even smiled for a family photo,” Karen Walker added. “Although it did immediately shatter the camera lens.”

Mary Walker commented: “Honestly, I’m just fucking with them. If you strike me down, I shall become more autistic than ever before.”