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Simon Baron-Cohen admits: “Oh shit, I was thinking of Vulcans"

Added 2025-01-07 11:00:10 +0000 UTC

Headline by Andrew Hickey, Piece by Sara Gibbs, Image Shutterstock

Autism researcher Simon Baron-Cohen has issued an apology after admitting that he has spent his entire career confusing autistic people with a fictional extraterrestrial humanoid species from the television show, Star Trek.

The mea culpa came after Baron-Cohen published a paper claiming that “people with autism are highly logical. Although the following traits are not listed in the DSM-5, they also have green blood, funky nineties eyebrows and pointy ears.”

“They also tend to be hypermobile, hence the Vulcan salute.”

Baron-Cohen explained: “When you spend as long as I have subtly dehumanising people with autism, it’s an easy mistake to make.“

A former test subject of Baron-Cohen’s, who wished to remain anonymous, commented: “If only I WAS Vulcan. A quick pinch to the neck and problem solved.”