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The Weekly NT: Christmas pyjamas add touch of festive magic to annual family screaming match

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A family is currently embroiled in a blazing row while wearing their matching Christmas pyjamas and looking absolutely ridiculous doing it, according to reports.

The Shure family, from Cheshire, have already started their annual Christmas Day argument and outpouring of resentments - while being kitted out in scarlet jammies patterned with candy canes.

Krista Shure, 36, said: “It’s traditions like this that make us feel really connected as a family. Even when one of us throws a Roses tin and very narrowly misses.”

“Admittedly, when you’re seeing the red mist, matching pyjamas do cause some confusion about who is who.” Bernard Shure, 76, admitted. “I was a little startled when my daughter-in-law accused me of not wanting to touch her since she had the kids.”

Robert Shure, 38, eventually shouted: “I’m sick of this shit. I’m changing back into my tartan pants and random unmatching T-shirt with a band you won’t let me put on in the car.”

The Shures are expected to post a photo to the family Instagram later today, captioned: “Relaxing family get together.”


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