Considerate! Autistic woman’s new boyfriend promises to be completely different type of bastard to ex
Added 2024-12-10 11:00:04 +0000 UTC
Piece by Sara Gibbs, Image Envato
An autistic woman’s new love interest has vowed not to treat her like her ex did, promising instead to be a totally different kind of cunt, it has been rumoured.
Sabeen Bhatt, 30, who has been hurt in the past, was initially relieved when new boyfriend Wallace Murray, 35, correctly identified all the ways her ex was a big stupid jerk face. But her relief turned to disappointment when Murray revealed himself to be a different flavour of big stupid jerk face.
Bhatt explained: “My last boyfriend was an out-and-proud misogynist who liked Andrew Tate and thought brushing his teeth was ‘too woke’. My current boyfriend is an outspoken feminist who cares SO much about my feelings, he can’t cope with being around them.”
“He also promised never to gaslight me like my ex did,” Bhatt continued. “So he gaslights me about other stuff instead.”
Murray commented: “Sabeen’s really upset right now. I have such extreme empathy, I’ve been trying to avoid her until she’s less upset - but the more I do that, the more inexplicably upset she seems to get, even though I haven’t done anything.”
“Speaking as a feminist - it’s probably her period.”
