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FFS! This autistic cishet white guy is just like the rest of them

Added 2024-11-19 11:00:09 +0000 UTC

Piece by Sara Gibbs, Image Shutterstock

An autistic cisgender heterosexual white man in his 40s is still, unfortunately, just a cisgender heterosexual white man in his 40s, it has been confirmed.

Robert Noot, 44, is neurodivergent but according to anonymous sources, still manages to be “a bit of a jagweed.”

The unnamed source explained: “I married Robert because he kept talking about his overactive empathy, which I related to, being autistic myself. Sadly what he meant by that was every time I feel a bit sad, he goes to bed for a week.”

Noot responded: “I actually have a really strong sense of social justice: as a minority, it’s really important that I’m treated fairly - by that I mean at least 20% better than other, more marginalised people:”

Noot continued: “What are you writing down? That’s not fair! I never said that. I’m off to bed.”

The anonymous source added: “I guess I’m picking the kids up from school again.”