Goblin Chapter 33: Got It
Added 2025-07-18 17:33:43 +0000 UTCThe battle broke out fast.
At the front of the formation, Laevin raised his shield and let out a powerful shout, charging toward the goblin formation.
Despite his bulky frame, he was surprisingly fastâwhite air trails even streamed off the edges of his oak shield.
He looked like a fully revved freight truck as he barreled straight into the goblins.
Behind and to the sides of him, Doyle, Gauss, and Daphne all followed closely.
Boom!
Laevinâs full-speed charge collided with the goblins holding wooden shields at the front. In an instantâ
Bang!
The impact was like a volcanic eruptionâ
Laevin swung his shield with such force that five goblins were smashed off their feet, sent flying through the air.
Gauss followed right behind him, eyes gleaming in awe.
Laevinâs shield charge in real combat was way more effective than in trainingâprobably because hitting real enemies gave him much more explosive momentum.
The five goblins hit the ground hard, crying out in pain and rolling over several times. Their wooden clubs and shields flew from their hands.
One goblin tried to scramble for its fallen weapon.
Before it could reach it, Doyle lunged in and brought his greatsword crashing down.
Whoosh!
A flash of steelâ
Then a gruesome gash slashed diagonally from the goblinâs left shoulder all the way through its body.
The wound was so massive that the goblin instantly lost all strength.
It crumpled backward and didnât move again.
âDamn, that was fast.â
Gauss suddenly felt a bit of pressure.
The wooden shield goblins had been scattered by Laevinâs charge and were now severely weakened.
While Gauss was physically strong, he wasnât nearly as explosive as Doyle.
So by the time he caught up, Doyle had already slain one.
Still, he wasnât too late.
Right in front of him, a goblin had its back turned and was struggling to pick up its shield and club.
Gauss didnât hesitate.
He threw his full weight behind his arm and wristâthe rapier pierced straight into the goblinâs back like it was butter, sliding cleanly through its flesh, organs, and belly.
Like a skewer piercing a candied apple.
âWAAAGH!!â
The goblin, halfway to standing, screamed in agony.
Gauss gave the sword a vicious twist, then yanked it free.
Thick greenish blood mixed with brown sludge oozed out in a disgusting stream.
[Goblin Slain Ă1]
[Total Monster Kills: 19]
Another one down!
It felt great nabbing these easy kills.
Unfortunately, before he could move on to the nextâ
A goblin wielding a stone-tipped spear had flanked around Laevin and was now charging straight at Gauss!
The roughly-hewn spear whistled through the air toward him.
But Gauss didnât panicâhis mind went into overdrive, and the world slowed down.
He wasnât the same rookie who once sneak-attacked a goblin to score his first kill.
Now, he was calm and composed.
He sidestepped with a quick pivot, narrowly dodging the thrust.
Then, as the goblin stumbled slightly from its missed attack, Gauss struck.
He used Mage Hand to give the goblin a little tugânormally the spell wasnât that effective against living targets, but this goblin was already off balance, making it the perfect opportunity.
The goblin stumbled forward, completely exposed.
"Squelch!"
Gauss drove his rapier into its abdomen, twisted, and yanked it out smoothlyâflawless execution.
[Goblin Slain Ă1]
[Total Monster Kills: 20]
His eyes scanned the battlefieldâ
Just in time to see Doyle knock another goblin airborneâstraight toward Gauss.
"I got it!"
Gauss sprinted to intercept the tumbling goblin,
plunging his sword into its chest before it could recover.
Twist. Pull. Done.
[Goblin Slain Ă1]
[Total Monster Kills: 21]
Doyle blinked in surprise.
"Thanks."
Though something felt... off.
Still, if Gauss was helping, he might as well move on to the next target.
...
In less than ten minutes, the battle was over.
Gauss took a deep breath as he surveyed the carnage of green-skinned corpses.
That was... easier than expected.
Easier than he thought possible, really.
Maybe this was the power of teamwork?
Besides the goblins he âhelpedâ Doyle with, Gauss had also picked off a goblin archer using Magic Missile.
All in all, he scored five kills this round.
[Total Monster Kills: 23.]
Almost halfway to his goal of fifty.
Thinking back, the only real danger he faced was that final goblin archer, whose arrow had whizzed past his bracer.
Thankfully, the leather armor held upâno injury.
Gauss retaliated immediately, blasting the archer with Magic Missile.
Now that he thought about itâwith six goblins ambushed and instantly killed earlier, the remaining 14 had little chance.
The Night Owl had six members.
Even counting Daphne as the least combat-effective, the rest had overwhelming advantages.
Every member boasted one or two above-average stats.
They all wore leather or better armor, hit harder, moved faster, and had well-maintained weapons.
That kind of power gap made the enemyâs numerical advantage meaningless.
Once the fight ended, the group took a short rest and began cleaning up the battlefield.
First step: harvesting the quest itemsâgoblin left ears.
Everyone pulled out knives and began slicing off the goblinsâ pointy left ears.
Judging from how smooth their movements were, it was clear everyone except Gauss was a veteran.
Who knew how many ears theyâd carved off in their time?
The collected ears filled a pouch until it bulged.
This quest actually had decent payoutâ1 silver per goblin.
Twenty goblins = 20 silver.
Split six ways, thatâs about 3 silver each.
Not a fortune, butâ
Thatâs enough to cover two months of food and rent at Sophiaâs inn.
Not bad at all.
Three days of work, most of it spent travelingâ
with only about two hours total for scouting, traps, and actual fighting.
Work three days, rest two months.
If some guy from Earth heard thatâeven with the danger involvedâhe might seriously consider jumping worlds for a shot.
And that wasnât even counting the lootâthe goblins' weapons could also be sold off for some decent cash.
Unfortunately, the two most valuable steel swords were badly damagedâGauss doubted theyâd fetch much.